Itachi
-Itachi wakes up early and takes a piss, as you do in the morning
-Makes some tea and drinks like three cups of it, because caffeinated tea is a lifestyle and it’s not like they’re going anywhere so he doesn’t really have to be careful
-Accidentally wakes Deidara in the process
-His boyfriend informs him that there’s a fair in the town center today
-Sounds fun, let’s go (The caffeine hasn’t kicked in yet)
-Itachi already used the bathroom about twenty minutes ago so he doesn’t try again before they leave
-…
-The fair is Really Crowded and it makes him anxious, but he’s still having fun and so is Dei
-On the other hand his bladder is filling a lot faster than usual and he realizes this may have been a Bad Idea
-Ooh snacks
-…
-Has Itachi mentioned that he has to pee because he really has to go
-Walking is hard
-Deidara wants to help… but he also wants to see Itachi wet himself, so
-He won’t do anything to slow them down if his partner wants to leave but he’s not gonna suggest it first
-They’re now in line for the Ferris wheel because it looks pretty chill and Dei would like to know how far he can see from up there
-Itachi honestly just wants to sit down because it’s easier on his poor bladder than walking
-And also, yeah, he would like to know what the view is like from the top
-Itachi does his best to enjoy the view but he really just wants to go home and use the bathroom
-Kami he needs to pee so badly
-And no one can see him right now but Deidara so he’s not trying as hard to hide it
-Absolutely hoping that Dei will notice and say something so he doesn’t have to
-The wheel is stuck because of course it is
-Fuck
-He suggests quietly that they might go home after this
-Deidara pouts at him and asks him why
-He ends up having to explain, and talking about it is not helping
-When the Ferris wheel starts moving again he gets startled and leaks a little
-Deidara convinces him to try the convenience store around the corner (he knows Itachi could never go here, with the long lines putting pressure on him) before they get in the car, and he agrees because sometimes it does work and he’s desperate enough that maybe…
-He can’t do it
-But he knows, he knows he won’t make it all the way home, maybe not even the walk back to the car at this point, because trying to go made it so much worse
-So Deidara offers to help him relax
-(Teasing his bladder, talking to him, no one can hear you, it’s okay, un…)
-It… works
-Itachi gets his relief, and Deidara does not know what to do now because this is literally one of his fantasies and Itachi has no idea
-But that’s not entirely true because the man would have to be half-blind not to notice the hard-on Deidara is awkwardly trying to hide
-Well that answers his question
-What to do about it, though… hmm…
-Itachi says nothing in the end, and they go home, but he can’t stop thinking about it, wondering what exactly caused this… interest, and if this is why Dei always knows
-Except for today, apparently
-…wait…
-Deidara knew the whole time, didn’t he?