Hidan’s an asshole
-Hidan’s out looking for a new sacrifice, because Jashin wills it or smth
-Oh hey there’s a Convenient Unnamed Shinobi because plot
-Hidan stabs him to start the ritual
-Unnamed Shinobi hasn’t really been harmed that much yet, Hidan’s too busy monologuing, but Shinobi (imma call him Shin for simplicity’s sake but would like to clarify this is NOT Sai’s maybe-brother) rather obviously has to pee
-Hmmm
-Hidan is curious now
-He wonders if his sacrifices can actually piss without his permission, since they’re linked and all
-Well now he’s gotta test it
-After he’s done declaring his intentions because That’s What Good Bad Guys Do
-Shin is unimpressed with the monologue, and he’s pretty annoyed because he was heading off to take a leak before he was captured and it’s just on the edge of bearable
-He’s not about to say it tho
-(Hidan’s not giving him much of a choice in the matter)
-Hidan tells him he won’t be killed if he doesn’t try to attack or leave
-Shin agrees so he can come up with a plan to do one of those things as soon as possible
-So we’ve timeskipped now, and Shin would like you to know he really has to pee
-Like right now, please, he’s so full there’s a visible bulge and he didn’t actually know that was a thing that could happen. It’s disturbing him and also it’s really fucking uncomfortable thanks
-But he’s still holding it on his own so far
-Barely
-Yeah that doesn’t last long
-He gives up within a few minutes
-But nothing actually comes out
-Because Jashin voodoo magic (probably seals, but don’t tell Hidan that)
-Shin freaks out a little because that makes no damn sense
-Hidan is curious about how that works
-So he starts prodding at his own bladder, and oh, hey, the sacrifice reacted to that
-Interesting
-He punches himself in the stomach, which actually makes him realize he kinda has to piss too
-Sacrifice is now on the ground
-That could really be because he’s just had the wind knocked out of him so Hidan asks how he feels
-…
-Stupid question
-Shin is about ready to break down and start begging to be allowed to pee
-He has to go so, so badly but he physically can’t do that at the moment and it hurts damnit
-Hidan was getting bored but this is decidedly not boring anymore
-His theory has been confirmed
-Now to find out exactly how much control he has
-Hidan asks Shin if he wants to pee
-What kind of question is that, of fucking course he wants
-So Hidan whips it out (no shame, man) and pees right there, for like ten seconds, and then cuts off
-Turns out Shin gets to pee for that amount of time and then nothing else
-Remember when he was about to start begging
-Yeah
-Hidan is Amused
-But seriously, so many possibilities…
-My brain goes brrrr from here so y’all fill in with your own imagination