Kakashi
-Kakashi is a Jōnin in this one
-Coming back from a 2 month long mission
-Did I mention he has to piss
-Because he has to pee pretty badly, would definitely have gone a few hours ago if he wasn’t in a rush to get back
-So what he missed his boyfriend
-Who jumps him as soon as he’s through the door
-Christ, Iruka, let a man take a shower first
-Or maybe not, okay, we’re on the bed now
-Kakashi really has to pee tho
-But he also needs this
-He’ll just hold it for now and disappear afterwards
-That goes down about as well as you’d expect
-See the thing is, it’s really fucking hard to hold an incredibly full bladder immediately after sex
-Kakashi’s v stressed about that
-Because all of a sudden he has to go right now oh fuck-
-Iruka’s a lil annoyed but he knows what to do
-He has a Lot of experience with a squirmy Kakashi, even though Kashi’s a lot better about it now
-So he gets his boyfriend into the bathroom with minimal leaking
-Yeah Kakashi’s really embarrassed about it but also Iruka’s taking care of him and he hap
-Nowhere I can take it from there so the end