Misplaced Princess

DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything from the Naruto universe.

Thinking (+ flashbacks, "Naruto speaking to Kurama in her mindscape," etc.)

Emphasis

Bijuu, etc. speaking

Bijuu, etc. thinking

Minato came home from work late one night and felt like all of his hair was standing on end. There: sitting on HIS couch were his daughter and student, hand in hand, laughing at a television show. "WHAT is…"

"MINATO," Kushina shouted for him. Kushina had been waiting for that baka for hours; he was often late but this was ridiculous and she was again running interference for her older daughter and one day son-in-law. Oh, look how cute they are: Kakashi with his one natural eye bugging out of his head in fear of Minato - and Naruto watching television, not caring in the slightest. "Don't you dare say a WORD, Kakashi-kun!"

"Maa… Um. Yes, ma'am."

Kushina grumbled: the word "ma'am" bothered her. "Making me feel old in my own home… HOW was your day, sweety?" She dragged her husband out of the room and into the kitchen; a very impressive feat for a woman with chakra pathway damage against a Kage.

"What. Is. Going. On. Out. There?" Minato demanded to know in a hiss.

Kushina wanted to punch him. Kakashi-kun and her adorable Naru-chan had been dating for weeks now! -No, it had been months!

"Mouuuuuuu! Kakashi-kun walked Naru-chan home from their little date and I asked him to come in! Now that they're openly dating they're so kawaii!" She whacked Minato with her spoon as he fought to go back into the living room. "They've just been holding hands and I caught him kissing her on the cheek!"

"I'm gonna… Wait! –Was it through his mask?"

"Yes, you big baby: weirdly enough, it was through his mask. Leave them alone, okay?! They're so sweet and innocent. …We were already living together by the time we were their ages!"

"Shh! Shh, shh, shh! Don't give them any ideas, Kushi!"

"Just let them be," Kushina scolded as she shoved a mouthful of her delicious (rewarmed) stew into his mouth. "What do you think?"

"It's wonderful. …I still don't like what's going on in there, though." There were some shutters in the old-fashioned kitchen window that closed to hide whatever was going on in the kitchen (oftentimes it was a mess lately with baby bottles and such so they were handy.) Minato shoved one open - nearly taking the shutter off its hinges - and both kids looked at him: three big eyes blinking up at him and he really didn't know what to say. It's not like they were all over each other in any way.

He's not on my couch giving her more hickeys at least —That little pervert.

"Behave yourselves," he ordered before slamming the shutter closed again. He did not appreciate the lighthearted, girlish snickering he heard coming from both the other room and in front of him.

(He also didn't hear the two lovebirds make clones to take their places on the couch before the real Naruto and Kakashi sunshinned out.)

Realizing that he was finally at home and relatively alone with his wife - their baby upstairs and asleep (and at least the teenagers were safe virgins and in the next room) - he relaxed a little and cuddled against the woman he loved. "How are you today?"

"Fine. Things have been pretty boring lately, 'ttebane…"

At the same time, two horny teenagers were all over each other just outside the house.

"Mmmmm. Mmm! Mmhhh. Oh yeah," Kakashi groaned between biting, desperate, open-mouth kisses. He pulled Naru's hips against his and snarled when she wrapped one leg, and then the other around him. Breathing hard, he prayed to every god imaginable that she was serious. It was so damn hard to control himself with her! "My place?"

"Yeah." Naru giggled as Kakashi forced his entire tongue into her mouth like some kind of animal at the same time he made more hand seals.

"Stop… l- laughing at me," he laughed as he pulled out his keys after teleporting to his apartment. He reminded himself to keep his mind intact and focused so that his own traps didn't kill them but it was reeeeally difficult when Naruto moaned while sucking up the line of spit that was between him, her tongue twirling around it. Keep the genjutsu up - keep the genjutsu up!

He couldn't allow anyone to see them and Kami knew that Naruto was terrible with genjutsus.

Then she started sucking his chin and moving down his throat. "Fuck - wait. Can't think, can't think..."

He stopped and raised an eyebrow at the beautiful blonde. She was laughing at him again. He popped her on the ass before flinging her around on his back. Opening his door, he dodged and dodged as weapons came flying at them.

Naruto laughed even more and hopped off of his back but missed the way he felt against her.

"You crazy woman," he grinned. "You nearly got me killed by my own traps."

"I didn't do anything," she smiled up at him shyly as he pushed a strand of her long hair behind her ear.

"Um. Do you want something to um… eat or drink?"

Naruto's cheeks lit up in a fiery blush.

"So, did ya hear?" Anko asked. She and her friends had met up in her new apartment.

"What?" her friends asked eagerly - all looking up from the magnificent tea she'd made.

"Kurenai gave Asuma a blow job."

"ANKO," Kurenai shouted - she sounded like a crazed animal and was now strangling her close friend.

Once they were sure that the violence was over, Shizune asked what it was like after everyone vowed to take this secret information to their graves. Naruto admitted that she'd seen a prostitute giving a guy head in an alley (next to her apartment when she was a child - several times - but they didn't need to know that.)

"It's the best thing to do to make sure you're still a virgin," Kurenai said reasonably.

Or NOT?

"But what? I mean, you're still a Virgin Queen or whatever? Yet you've had a dick in your mouth; I don't get how you can say that," Naruto put out there, not getting Kurenai's attitude about it at all. She'd never had a boyfriend before Kakashi and she didn't want to screw things up with him, though. He constantly got her really hot and bothered and she was sure that she loved him.

He's so sweet.

"I have a video that shows the proper technique," Anko said conversationally. "You have GOT to see this chick do it on a dildo."

Fifteen minutes later, the four girls howled with laughter at the LOUD snorty, slurpy noises the woman in the video was making: in and out, in and out… Whether her technique was actually good or not, it seemed to make sense.

"God! Now I have the image of Kurenai making those sounds as she sucks off Asuma!"

Three cackling girls were thrown into a HORRIBLE genjutsu.

"I just want you," Naruto whispered. She looked up at Kakashi and smiled as he pulled her closer. She softly whimpered as he kissed her cheek and made his way back to her ear. He bit it and pulled her earlobe, making her let out a reluctant little moan.

"I like when you make those noises." Kakashi also liked it when she blushed like that. He pulled her down into his lap on the couch. "We don't have to do anything you don't want to."

Naruto kissed him again. "What if I want to?"

"C'mere," he ordered in a husky voice, pulling her against his hard-on. He dragged his hands from her hips back up to her waist, around her back, and then lifted up her ass, grunting into her mouth as he roughly kneaded the flesh there. Naruto was soon shaking with need and although they both had their clothes on, she was riding his cock. It was almost where he wanted it to be but the clothes needed to go! "Baby…" He leaned back, still slowly thrusting upward as she moved so beautifully on top of him. He watched for any uneasiness she might display when he pulled down the zipper of her top.

His Sharingan was recording everything.

Her head was thrown back and… She was wearing his favorite bright orange bra - well, the only one he knew of so yeah: it was his favorite. He rutted against her harder when she moved his hands to her breasts. "So beautiful. You're so fucking beautiful. Can I?" Kami, he had never understood why the book said sucking on tits was so good or seemingly required but he wanted to see all of it - to touch it.

Naruto pulled the material down on both sides and Kakashi buried his face between her breasts and squeezed them - knocking her hands out of the way. Quickly, he sucked a nipple into his mouth and pulled - panicking for a second when Naruto let out a little squeal but then he saw the blissed-out look on her face. He pulled on it with his teeth and felt her reach down. She began desperately pulling on the waistband of his pants. She reached inside and he shuddered as he kept sucking and flicking her nipple.

He mindlessly moved to the other.

Her perfect, warm, smaller hand around his dick… Moving so slowly over his head and pumping… "FUCK!"

Naruto blinked and blinked as he came all over her hand. Kakashi's mouth was open, his eyes closed tightly, and his head back - and he was panting and cursing as he dug his fingers into her hips.

He looked totally shocked when his eyes eventually met hers again and she feared she'd done something wrong. He sucked in a breath and then disappeared - leaving her splayed out on the couch, just barely staying on it. "Oh no." She fixed her bra with one hand and began to zip her up top with the other when she realized that she had his cum all over that hand. "Umm…"

She needed to leave, huh? Shit.

Was he mad at her?

…

Kakashi was mortified; that had happened so fast. Determined to apologize and not lose his girl, however, he quickly cleaned himself up as much as possible for the moment and stepped out of the bathroom.

Naruto blanched when he caught her taking an itsy bitsy… teensy tiny taste of the cum that was on her hand.

He beamed at her, blushing madly. "I love you."

Naruto sucked in a breath and smiled.  He'd never said that before.  "I love you, too."

Kakashi waited to see what Naru would do next but she looked like a vixen that had been caught with her paw in the cookie jar. Something like that. He rushed back into the bathroom and brought her a clean wet cloth.

"Thank you." She wiped off her hand and hoped that her head wouldn't explode from all of the blushing she was doing. Finally, she looked into Kakashi's eyes. He was smiling at her softly. "You said you love me."

Naru almost didn't recognize her small voice.

"I do," Kakashi admitted. He'd been obsessed with her for a long time but after being with her nearly every day for a while now, he knew he was a goner. "And you love me, too."

Naruto had to look away. "Yeah."

"C'mere." He took her hand and led her into his small bedroom. He sat down on his bed and pulled her down next to him, kissing her hand and grinning at her. "Can I repay you?"

"For what?"

"Trust me." He leaned over again and kissed her. God, he LOVED kissing her. When he soon heard those greedy, needly little sounds from her again, he pushed her down on the bed and continued kissing her even when she'd stiffened for a sec. "I'm not going to push you." He did cop a feel of her breast, though. He really did love them a lot.  Fortunately, she didn't seem to mind at all. "Let's see what you like, hm?" He kissed down her neck, loving that she responded so much to his little bites. "Your scent, Naru-chan. –It's driving me CRAZY." He flattened his tongue against her nipple, circling it and the scent only increased.

"I don't underst… Aah!" He'd reached down to touch her THERE.

"Can I feel inside? Please, Naruto; just… Let me see what it's like."

Naruto whimpered when he moved his strong fingers away from her most private area. "You really want to?"

"Oh, I do," he growled. His hand slipped down her pants and he groaned as he pushed down through soft curls. "So wet." He jumped up, positioning himself between her knees, and shimmied her pants down.

Kakashi looked like a predator - the way he was looking at her. With no warning, he buried his face between her legs.

"Oh my God- Kashi that CANNOT be good! FUCK." Could he actually eat her? A person? Cuz he was using his teeth - even those fangs of his and…

Shocked at SOMETHING he did down there, she grabbed his hair and pulled. Kakashi only groaned and used his tongue more and wouldn't let go of her legs. "OH my God," she sobbed and saw stars. He was sucking on it and… "Kashi! Need you inside of… NO."

She pushed him away, jumped up, and began pulling herself together as quickly as the ninja she was. "Clone popped. Ja."

Two sunshins and quite a bit of tripping later, she was hiding under her covers, shaking all over. She heard a knock on the door and whined. "Yeah?" Naru asked weakly. Her oddly-smiling father's eyes darted around her room.

And then he glared at her. Naruto was peeking at him from under her covers and her hair was definitely more of a mess than it should be. "Did you have a clone downstairs?"

"Yeah," she sighed. "I wanted to kiss Kashi goodbye and I know how you get."

"Ah," Minato said, coming to sit down on her bed. Naruto only pulled the covers up higher and looked like she was about to cry. "Trying to sleep with your light on?" he tried to ask lightly.

I'm going to murder Kakashi. Moments ago, (after yelling at him) he'd had no problem murdering his student's clone when he realized that his phony clone-daughter had disappeared from the couch.

"No," Naru chuckled. "Just needed to lie down, ya know?" Her father hummed. She hid a grin when she heard her little sister making what they called Aomi-chan's "wakey-wakey" noises. He sighed, stood up, and went to go check on his less troublesome (for now) daughter. But he turned toward her and gave her a very disappointed look.

"As soon as he gets back again, I'm sending you out with Jiraiya for a long training trip. Goodnight, Naruto." He flipped off the light and felt a little better about the way she gasped. Hopefully, she knew that she and Kakashi were going to be getting a good, long talking to.

Kushina would kill HIM if he really murdered Kakashi but that didn't mean he couldn't threaten him with bodily harm. I would probably be safe just maiming him a little…

Naruto, however, blinked away the wonderful, crazy memories of what Kakashi had done to her - realizing that this trip with Jiraiya might be her chance to end Zetsu and Madara for good.

Then she could get on with her life.

.

A few days before she left with her godfather, Naruto stood next to Kakashi on the steps of the Uzumaki Temple.

"Are you really sure about this?"

"I am," Kakashi said firmly. He couldn't believe she was really asking that!

"This training trip, Kashi… I'm going to be doing some really dangerous stuff hopefully. We need… we need to keep things quiet. Please! I don't want you to get hurt because of me!"

Kakashi growled at her and nipped her neck through the ridiculous but pretty thing she was wearing before kissing it. "You're mine."

"But we both also have responsibilities to the village," Naruto said with teary eyes.

Kakashi pulled up his mask and picked her up. She squeaked. She had what felt like a ridiculous amount of layered clothes on.

     - Oh well; so did he. And they'd be losing them soon enough!

Tsunade couldn't believe she was allowing this. Officially witnessing it, of all the damn things! She believed in young, lasting love, though. She'd had it. –And Tsunade had lost it and wished SO much that things had happened differently. "Hurry up, you two." Once they were in place, Sarutobi Hiruzen hurried through their vows.

Tsunade knew that her clone back in Konoha hadn't popped yet. Her clone was entertaining Jiraiya while Shizune would remain henged as Naruto at her place tonight; Asuma doing the same (pretending to be Kakashi) while he was working with Minato.

Her beautiful memories and ridiculous worries about Minato and Kushina's reactions were interrupted when she realized that Kakashi had pulled down his mask and was kissing an ecstatic Naruto.

"Congratulations, baka lovebirds. We'll all sign the certificate and you'll be husband and wife." Tsunade open-throated the remainder of the sake that should've been for the happy young couple.