Chapter 5
Back to the main story:
“OBITO! OBITOOO!”
“Rin, shut up! You are going to wake the dead with your loud voice!”
“But where is Obi? He was apparently with Zetsu!”
“His stupid cousin isn’t going to be helpful in this.”
“Ughhh-wait you’re right-”
A young brown-haired girl was standing in the forest, next to a bored silver-haired boy staring at a rather adult book.
Then a person burst out of a bush, covered with leaves and twigs.
“MIGHT GAI HERE!”
THe girl laughed a little.
“Gai, have you found anything?”
The boy straightened up and dusted the leaves off his one-piece green suit.
“Actually, Rin, I haven’t. But! But, I have ruled out that they aren’t here, so it's positive!”
Rin shook her head.
“Ah...Okay. Let’s go then, Kakashi!”
Kakashi looked up from his disgusting adult book.
“Eh?”
“LET’S GO!”
“Ack- You didn’t need to scream.”
Rin had a reputation for a loud voice, so loud that even Gai covered his ears.
“OUCH-”
Rin huffed.
“Let’s go, boys.”
~~~
Sasuke groaned.
He usually was annoyed with his “TOTALLY NOT BOYFRIEND, I DON’T LIKE HIM AND NEVER WILL!” but this?
This was crossing the line.
“NARUTO! GET BACK HERE AND CLEAN UP THIS MESS!”
“ONLY IF YOU CAN CATCH ME!”
“YOU-”
Sasuke ran up the stairs.
Now, if you asked why he was living with Naruto, you would get your front teeth punched out. If you were one of his friends, you would get “BECAUSE FOR STUDYING REASONS YOU CREEP” screamed at you. If you were his family(Which is impossible) then you would get a groan and “I’ll date Sakura, don’t you worry” and never see him date Sakura.
Sakura was a bit of an annoying crap.
~~~
Naruto was Sasuke’s total opposite, his better half. Of course, he wouldn’t admit to being his better half anyway.
Being raised as a jinchūriki but still having a good aura, making friends, outgoing, funny, and sometimes annoying, Naruto literally was Sasuke flipped.
Sasuke was:
Raised in a normal family(that was slaughtered but still!) but had a sad/angry aura, never making friends, introverted, cold, and depressed.
Until he met Naruto, anyway.
Now he actually had a sense of humor and would actually talk, a strange thing for Naruto because he was pretty used to seeing silent, angry Sasuke.
And he was happy about seeing a bright and cheerful Sasuke!
~~~
Sakura was seriously pissed.
She looked at her phone.
Sasuke-kun: I’ll date you, don’t make a fuss about it
Sakura :D : You’ve said that soooo many times!
Sakura :D : When are u actually gonna do that, Sasuke-kun?
Sasuke-kun: when you get less annoying?
Sakura :D : You’ve said that last time!
Sasuke-kun: I have to go
Sakura :D : ugh fine >:|
-Sasuke-kun is now offline-
Sakura angrily flicked her hair out of his face.
It wasn’t fair or just for Sasuke-kun to promise her something-and then decline almost immediately.
He knew she loved him! Ever since they were kids!
Sakura decided to text her rival in love, Ino.
Ino pig: WHAT DO YOU WANT
Sakura: Shut up!
Ino pig: I’m leaving then lol :>
Sakura: ughhhhhhh fine
Sakura: Sasuke-kun asked me out, then declined he ever said anything!
Sakura: i’m so annoyed.
Ino pig: heyyyy ur lucky he actually asked u
Ino pig: he never even asked me :(
Sakura: yeah but he ignores me now
Ino pig: because of you-know-who
Sakura: STUPID NARUTO
Sakura: HE IGNORES US IN FAVOR OF HIS “BESTIE” NARUTO
Ino pig: and-
Sakura: AND HE EVEN FUCKING LIVES WITH THAT DUMBASS
Ino pig: >:( Ikrrr!
Sakura: anyway that was my rant
Sakura: byee
Ino pig: LOL
Ino pig: byeeeeeeeee
~~~
“TOBI! OBITO! WHATEVER YOUR ALIAS IS RIGHT NOW! COME OUT!”
Rin screamed.
Gai covered his ears.
Kakashi, however, didn’t really seem to care. He merely flicked a page of his book.
Rin turned angrily at the two boys.
“Gai, you can go scout. Kakashi, DO SOMETHING! STOP READING THAT STUPID BOOK!”
Her hair started levitating a little bit and Rin’s eyes flashed red. The markings on her face were shining.
Gai awkwardly scooched away as Kakashi finally closed his book.
“Er-Sorry, Rin. I’ll go uh-With Gai, then?”
Rin slowly calmed down.
“Finally! Go, then.”
The two boys leapt into the trees.
Rin took a deep breath and sat down.
Meanwhile, Deidara was trying not to get strangled.
~~~
“WHAT THE SHIT-”
Deidara smacked the thing with his fist, hitting it away from choking him but regretting it a few seconds later as the rabid zombie scrambled on all fours backward, then jumped and grabbed Deidara’s leg.
“GETOFFMEE!”
The only response was a screech as the monster ripped open his leg.
A green goo oozed from his leg, and for a second Deidara wondered if it was just an effect that didn’t hurt at all- then he mentally smacked himself.
Deidara gasped as he clutched his leg, now a violent purple. The poison that was scratched on by the stupid monster was taking effect exteremly rapidly.
White-hot pain echoed in Deidara’s chest and he clutched the front, trying not to vomit.
The zombie had long staggered outside Dei’s feeble line of vision, and a small part of him was glad, because the discomfort was turning into serious distress.
Dei’s mauled leg felt like it was being ripped apart and sewed together then ripped apart again. Invisible needles stabbed and poked at it.
And then the pain shot up his upper body and arms like fire. Deidara cringed. It exploded in his entire body with a blinding whiteness.
The only response that he could muster to this was to turn around and throw up, his body confused on how to respond to this never before seen poison.
Deidara’s mouth tasted like blood. The vomit expelled from his body had blood in it. He was still bleeding.
His vision alarmingly had red and blue spots popping up. The world spun.
Deidara succumbed to the poison and blacked out.
~~~
Obito shrieked cursed words as a crazed, angry thing with a wound on its face chased after him. The literal only hope he had left was that he could find some shelter-
Then he ran headfirst into a shocked red-head.