Chapter 3
/>Saskue was very much angst. And inner darkness. He was worried about not be in g the best ninja so he could kill his brother, who killed his family, who also wuz his family and it was very conflicting.
He was also super cunfuzed about.. certain things..
Cherry Blossom was great, and she liked him, why didn’t the like her black? It wasn’t personal it was like more about being on a different team or something.
It was all very deep, and he had to use a lot of mind chakra focusing on all of this. He was so distracted that he did nt realize that he was walking into a bush.
And twist !! It was the same bush that Sakura was in, so then he fell off a cliff. But unfoutunrately Shino and all those other ninja’s (write names) had alyready gone. He fell for 5 minutes, and then hit a the ground which was a rock by a river.
“Ow.” Said Saskatoon
There was blood everywhere. Like, everywhere. It looked like an amateur artist splattered red paint every wherere.
Sauce k was in bad shape.
Pictured below:
Yeah… baschiully it was really, not very good. Yeah. Like kinda…. Bad. Yep. bad even.
Meanwhile back at the ranch Naruto was enjoying his favorite dish. Everybody lknows he likes those cuppanoodles ramen stufn,. He was really into it too. Nardo was just slurping away when he spotted an overcooked noodle, and it reminded Ed him of Sasuke because it was all alone, and cold, and it also had no family, but that’s was because it was just pastsa.
Sasuke… He had the weirdest feeling that he’d actshually be not mean if he tried to talked to him.
He disa gant know where to loook for Sasuke, because he was a mysterious emo. That was a stressful thot. But! He wassnt exactly too cunceurned, because THat bowl cut guy and his son, (Guy and brocc li?? I think> Google later to confirm.) We’re near, which meant he could ask. They got around.
“ hey bush brows!’ Said nut rot “ Have you seen Sasuke???..”
“SASKEU? OH yea~!” Said broccoli. “He was taking a pensive walk down by the hidden forbidden cliff of deth.” He replied b4 (Senaka is back in Japanese btw. SIDENOTE: I know Japanese. Example: Konicaiwa) going back to training.
“Thanks!” He sed and then ran off like a ninja does, with their head horizontally, and their hands behind ther back.
“TELL MY DEAR RIVAL KASHOI THAT I SAID HI—“ Said the adult one, and he waved in achknowlegement. He wasn’t going to do so thou beaus he was pretty sure gAuy sensi made his teacher want a restraining order.
He proceeded very quickly, as ninjas can, and rarely ever hit trees.
When he finally found sasuke, he did not expect that!! ! THEre was a little bit of sasuke everywhere, so he screm very loud.
“Stop that noise would you?”
Apparently it hurt ass k’s ears. Also, apparently sasuke was alive, which was good.
“SASUKE ur alive!”
“Uh yeah i guess,” he said and it made him sound very cool. Naruto wondered how he was so collected and kalm at the moment. He was being very mysterious, and also bleeding everywhere. Something about the goths which was very attracti- he meant uh cool yeah. BUt Naruto was Also very upset about his super special friend being smashed across the broader rocky area which covered the bowwttom of the Forbidden Cliff of Death so he had to think fast.
“What r we going to do?”
“I need medical help” Saifd sasuke, while narto was problem solving a way to repair his smashed organs, and also crying bout it in a corner.
“I’m not a medical ninjia uh!” He said while profusely crying. “But ur my friend so I’ll figure somehying out!” He said, brave again.
He threw Sasuke’s mangled body over his shoulders and began carrying him up the cliff with his chakra foots. A loot of blood was coming out. He didn’t have much time>!