Chapter 4
Naruto was concerned because his ninja pal was bleeding vertically off of a cliff. Also he wasn’t looking as… well.
Sasuke was turning grayer by the munuite. He decided to uh run faster, but even then it was like not sufficient and stuff.
There had to be a whey to get him to the current Hokage, big breast slug surgeon, faster.
It was at the tip of his tonge. Wat wuz et???
“Don’t worry Sasuke! I’ll protect yoy!”
He said even though he wadvscaarredwq.
Kakashi sensei’s wisdom kept flashing in his mind, “ur gey aren’t u?” Actually no not that, it was from their ninja training. All he rememberd was logs for some absurd reason.
Then that quiet girl from team 8 poofed near him. She seemed super nice, but he didn’t know what she wanted from him because she never said much and just kinda stared.
“Uh.. hi naruto. I just teleported to you so you would know about..” then she stobbed and starred at Sasuke who was bleeding all over him with a concerned look. “Uh….”
“Ohh right! I can teleport! ” he exclaimed and then teleported to boobs and her sidekick girlfriend who wasn’t really boobs at all.
Apparently it wasn’t good timing because sazuke’s almost corpse scarred off the great lord of the mist, and 12 of the raikage’s advisers who were all trying to skate hands and be all diplomatic in the Hokage’s office. Also sazuke was like totally bleeding aggressively on the paperwork.
“WHAT ON EARTH are you doing anartuto” Tsundae exclaimed.
“Hokage! I need your help!”
Shizune, the secretary of boobs arrived and looked shocked. Tsunade wanyef to ask more about how this Happened, but Shizune shuzhed her gently.
“Please.” Begged naruto reasonably though he wa on the verge of crying
She finished shushing her “Shhhhhhhh, this boi clearly needs health or he’ll die.”
“okay.” Said boob. “But he’s in bad con dish shun, so no promises.” she replied caressing shizune.
Sasuke was pretty unconscious.
Then she activated her green health hands that make a buzzing sound.