Fortune Hold You (she's not your friend)

Kakashi hears it first from Genma, who is whispering it to Anko while wringing his hands together.Umino Iruka’s new interrogation technique is pulling Jonin from active duty. They're dropping like flies. Kakashi decides to see for himself what's so ground-breaking about it.AKA: Wherein Kakashi is forced to acknowledge that he's not actually doing okay, all things considered.

Happy birthday Kakashi! I'm so sorry for doing this to you 💔 This fic was born of my Naruto re-watch and realizing that there are just,,, so many war crimes committed throughout the entire plot. The Land of Fire is lucky they never had any Geneva Conventions. Also, Tsunade is there because I've decided to cram three different what-if AUs into one fic and see how it runs.TW/CW: This fic will deal heavily with Kakashi's (and later, other ANBU's) unprocessed traumas and will include dissociative episodes, panic attacks, unconventional methods of self-harm, and brief suicide ideation, either in flashbacks or in the main storyline. Please take care of yourselves! If any of this sounds like it may be triggering or upsetting for you, I would recommend backing out now. I will try to tag every chapter with the appropriate warnings, but my guess is every chapter will have at least one of these TW.