Meat Sake Gamble
Another day at Konoha, and all the jounins and chunins have completed their missions successfully. Tenten planned to invite all of her girl chunnins to a barbecue party. When Choji heard Ino talking about the upcoming event, he instantly devised a plan to organize a barbecue party for boys as well. While they were chatting about it, Lee requested Guy to join them, but they declined because it was exclusively for the young. Guy understood them since he knows how important these things are to young people and instead he planned an adult-only party and invited Kakashi, Kurenai, Shikaku, Inoichi, Choza, and other jonins.
"Ahh, at last I finished all these" sipping the tea while both of her feet resting on the table. "Good work Tsunade-sama!" happily exclaiming as she doesn't need to nag her anymore to finish her job. They heard knocks followed by door creaking, and the toad sage entered. "I'm back" as he walk toward them to hand the scroll he acquired in his mission. Shizune said, "I'll just check the hospital to check their updates." leaving the office. After she left, Jiraiya reported every part and details of his mission he accomplished. "Good work" complementing him as she grab the pen she had already stashed inside the drawer. He remained standing in front of her, "what? do you still need to report something?" spreading the scroll on the table to analyze it. "It took me a week to accomplish" pouting and eyeing his side, she started writing down all the important stuffs he had reported and some from the scroll on a blank paper, "yeah, you just said it and?" "Are you just going to ignore me?" he asked as she did ignore his remark, still writing, she muttered with annoyed tone, "Wait, I'm finishing this," not even looking at him. It took her almost 30 minutes to finally finish it, "All right, that's it" rolling the scroll back up and putting the paper inside the drawer. She sighs and finally eye the man who was nagging her, seeing him sitting in one corner with long face, "what are you doing there?" He just ignored and sulked in her. "Hey, did you hear me?" she asked as she approaches him. It only took a few steps to go to where he was, "Hey!" Still ignoring her and turning away, she cracked a laugh. "You're such a big baby," pinching his nose, "I missed you, babe" topped with a smack kiss on his cheek. "Still gonna ignore me?" grinning as she saw how his face flushed, "I thought you hated that call sign" finally talking to her. "Yeah but just for this big baby to stop sulking," rubbing both of her palms to his cheeks. Might Guy rams the door open. "TSUNADE-SAMAAA" making the two jump out of shock, "WHAT IS IT?" she exclaimed angrily, Guy replied, "Oh, Sorry, I'm just going to invite you to a barbecue party tonight!" "Oh, a barbecue party sounds fun! we're coming" Jiraiya replies for the both of them as she saw how annoyed Tsunade was at Guy.
At the Barbecue Restaurant, the girls, boys, and adults have their own table and have their own time. "Why are they all here?" Ino muttered as she looks around the restaurant. Sakura added, "Tenten, did you invite them as well?" "Uh, no, I was wondering why would they be here too" frowning her eyebrow. "Well, whatever lets just have our own thing here!" putting her arms around them. "Huh! Tsunade-sama!" Sakura exclaims as she saw her enter the place, "and Jiraiya-sama!" Hinata adds. "Yeah, they're officially a couple now, right?" they all sighed admiring them. "Uh, Lets talk about them" Tenten giving them a new topic to talk to, all excitedly agrees...
After 2 hours, Tsunade had already consumed 5 bottles of sake and is already enjoying with them. "She said she's not in the mood to drink," sighing as he watches out for her. "Jiraiya-sama is there something wrong?" Kakashi asks him, noticing he barely drank for the night. Before he could even reply, Guy sprang out near Kakashi, "Kakashi, my eternal rival! I challenge you to a sake drinking contest!" he accepted because he knew he wouldn't stop nagging him if he don't accept.
"Ready, set, go!"
They were drinking shots after shots of alcohol, and everyone was cheering for them, including the chunins at the other table. Lee screamed, "GOOOO GUY SENSEI." "KAKASHI SENSEI, GUY SENSEI, KAKASHI SENSEI, GUY SENSEI," everyone chanted. Until Guy can no longer handle a shot, declaring Kakashi as the winner. Guy spins around holding his mouth trying to mutter something, "I think I'm going to throw u-" Everybody gasping at what they all just witnessed, Tsunade struck him so hard that he flew, laughing evilly as she did so. "Hmm, that's what you get for ruining our moment earlier," she said walking back to her seat. "I think you should stop drinking, Tsunade-sama" Kurenai tries to plead her. "Huh? why?" of course the drunk lady will refuse her, "came to think of it, I haven't seen you drink a drop of alcohol yet" Kurenai chuckled nervously as she find her words to refuse the hokage's invite respectfully, "I cant drink Tsunade-sama" making her frown at her, "why?" Shizune butted in, "because she's pregnant! have you forgotten?" she cracked a laugh "oh yeah, sorry" Kurenai and Shizune just sighed on her
"So between them, who do you think would initiate the kiss?" Ino chuckled as she asked the group, all of them answered the same person, "Jiraiya-sama!" except for Tenten, "No! its Tsunade-sama!" making all of them turn their head to her, "eh?" Sakura and Ino ask in unison. "Knowing Tsunade-sama, she's very hard to please, always in bad mood, and has no mercy even if you beg" Sakura defended her answer, while Hinata adds, "I've also heard Jiraiya-sama is a pervert," "exactly!" Ino nodding to them. "I've asked about Tsunade-sama before around the village, and some lady from the market told me that she was a total different person with her lover way back before from her being a fierce shinobi." Tenten defending her side even if it was a three versus one. "She really gets all soft and sweet!" While Sakura claps back because based on her experience, from the training to be specific, she was always struggling and she never gave her mercy. They continued to debate till Ino proposed an idea, "STOP! what if we bet on it, one of us will tell Tsunade-sama a lie to make her kiss him!", she cheekily laughed "Shikamaru, guys come here!" calling the boys to include them with the gamble they're having. "What a drag" Shikamaru replies after Ino explained what they had just talk about. "Fine, here's my bet for No!" Sakura yells as she put her money on the table, they all placed their bet after her. The only one who placed a bet for opposing them was Tenten or they thought so, "this is useless but i'll bet on Yes" Shikamaru says. All gasping at him, "Shikamaru!" Naruto doesn't know where to put his bet, deciding that he would just put his bet as well to 'yes' as a gut. "Idiot after idiot" Sakura smirking as she was confident with her bet. "Now who's gonna come up to her to say the lie?" Ino asks making everyone silent, they all looked at her urging the she should be the to do it since she came up with this idea. Hesitantly, she agreed, and walks toward the adults' table trembling. It was actually easy get in her mind at her current state, being funky drunk. "Uhm, Tsunade-sama" still trembling as she approach her, the drunk hokage turned her head to her, making her shake in fear as she whispered something to her.
"Jiraiya-sama, why are you drinking only a little?" Yamato asked him as he also noticed, he simply pointed his finger to Tsunade, who was clearly drunk and would create havoc at anytime. Yamato and Kakashi understood the gesture and just nodded. "Uh, anyway Jiraiya-sama, I've been meaning to ask you something." He took a sip of sake and replied, "what's it?" "When are you going to release a new book of icha icha tactics?" making his face beamed as he loved being recognized as a writer. "Oh, hahahahah, yeah, come to think of it, it's been a while since I released my most recent book." rubbing his chin while thinking. "I haven't been doing my research lately" Kakashi spotted Tsunade approaching them, trying to warn Jiraiya to stop talking about researches but he was too fed up with himself talking big. "You what?" putting her arm around Jiraiya.
"Here goes" Tenten hummed. All of them, involved with the gamble hiding behind their chairs, keeping an eye on them not blinking even for a second. Sakura thought, "c'mon Tsunade-sama punch him! CHannaroo"
He frozed and shook in fear "a-ah noth-" "I heard you wanted a kiss," cutting him off. His eyes widened, "huh?" next thing happened was she snatched his collar and kissed him. He was stunned, and time seemed to slow down as everyone watch them. Everyone cheered for them as well. Naruto shouted, "YEAAAAH ERO SENNIN," "TSUNADE-SAMAA," and tenten yells. While all of them was carefully watching them, Choji ate all Shikamaru's meat. Jiraiya is still stunned when she had parted her lips with him. Everyone fell silent, "How'd you like that?" she asked with a wry grin. When he realized what had happened after being lost and shocked, he grabbed her waist, pressed against him, and kissed him deeply. Everyone gasped "OHHHHHHH." a French kiss to be exact, she wrapped her arms around Jiraiya's head. Shizune stammered, "t-tsunade s-sama." The chunins tried to cover their eyes from the raw porn they are seeing after they knew who had won the bet. "Oh yeah, we won!" Tenten exclaims at them, Sakura and Naruto having PTSD from their kiss as they passed out (pun intended). Tenten bags the loot when they heard Tsunade screaming again, "All right, more alcohol!"
Returning to her seat, drinking another round as she chitchat with the women. "What's that in your neck?" Kurenai asks her about the reddish mark below her chin. "This? Oh, that stupid Jiraiya kissed it so aggressively that it left a mark for a week." leaning over to her, "actually it's like all over my-" "Tsunade-sama!" Shizune stops her, "HAHAHAHHAHAH" laughing in response. "She's really drunk" Kurenai laughs at her. "I should head home, Its late," saying her farewell to her friends. "Tsunade-sama we should get going, too!" her head dropping out on the table as she felt it heavy, "yeah.." dozing off to where she was uncomfortably sitting. Jiraiya gently taps her on the shoulder to wake her up, "Hey, we're going home!" "I know" trying to stand up and walk by herself but ran into a wall and shrieking in pain. He carried her to his back, she was wasted, her head lying on Jiraiya's shoulder. After arriving to her house, they lay on the bed. They both felt worn out. "Your big breast made you heavy, but it felt good, ah" sighing. "What was that? old per-" She yelled up out of nowhere once more before falling asleep again.
"Hahahhaah you're really cute when you're sleeping," he said, kissing her on the cheek and cradling her in his arms while hugging each other, and both fell asleep