What if?

The sun has risen, and the birds are chirping.

[Tsunade's Pov]

I felt someone stroking my hair; when I opened my eyes, I saw him smiling at me and running his fingers through my hair; my head hurts so badly it feels like it's going to rip open, but it feels better every time he pats it; this idiot knows me so well. "Oh, Good morning," Jiraiya greets me as half of my body laying face down on top of his chest. How long have he been up staring at my face "Oh my god, my head's pounding". I shrieked in pain, promising I will never ever drink again. "Yeah, you did a lot of alcohol last night" gloating at me, I tried to sit down but my body feels so numb so I just rolled over instead. My hands that were rubbing my temple moved to my ample breast as I felt it tender probably from my sleeping position, the reason I never sleep face down because my chest would hurt in the morning. "Want me to do it for you?" shooting this man a death glare as I refused him, "shut up, you pervy head. Its so early for your puns" I finally get to sit up after the numbing went away, letting my eye wander around the room, recoiling as I smelled the scent of strong alcohol reeks from me. "Why is this room a mess?" frowning my eyebrow to him in obvious confusion. "You really can't remember?" trying to recall her memories from last night but all she got was vague fragments. "Can't you tell? I would not ask if i do!" raising my tone on him. I saw his exhausted expression as he narrate it for me, "It was really a loud night, you woke up in the middle of the night, punched me out of nowhere, and became aggressive." that explains why he had that bump in his head, making me giggled a bit. "So, how did I stop?" "I TRIED TO AVOID ALL YOUR ATTACKS! making the whole room real messy!" I looked around as it makes sense why it was most of her things are shattered or broken. He continued, "To stop you, I tried that one method you do when you put pressure to a person to calm them down," I blurted the term for it, "Deep pressure stimulation?" "yeah, so, I restrained you with my hug and you tried to fight back. Fortunately, you fell asleep" I couldn't stop my giggles from blurting out anymore so I laughed audibly at him, "You find it amusing, huh?" pouting at me, "You have no idea what happened next." my laugh fades away and I look up to him again, "what happened?" He started narrating again, "I thought I could finally sleep in peace, but after a couple of hours, you woke up again." tears welling in his eyes making me frown again, "Did I beat you up again?" The tears burst, "No, you've turned sexy! You seduced me, crawling at me for God's sake!" I froze, loss at words. I didn't know what to say, feeling so embarrassed as I buried my face on a pillow. "You even said, I misshed you so much, babe. Let me kishh you" mimicking how she said it. "Stop!" I could feel the heat rising to my cheeks, and with what he added, I gave him my fist for breakfast. After backing up from my hit, I watched his face make the cat ate the canary look, which made me even more concerned of whatever I did last night. "What happened next was," he stopped for suspense as I crossed my arms, pretending I didn't care about whatever I did. "you fell asleep on me" he said it hugging his knees, depressed. I bursted out laughing. He spoke again, "though, your body pressed again felt so good" he smirking again, making me roll my eyes.

"Ugh, we need to get up now, we're going to be late" she said while laying back on the bed again, resting her head on his shoulder, slowly closing her eyes trying to get back on sleep again. "Yeah, then get up now" brushing her hair away from her face, "5 more minutes" she lies. He stared at her innocent, beautiful face as he caressed her cheek, "Jiraiya," she hums. "yes?" answering her still caressing her cheek. She opened her eyes, looking straight into his eyes, "Why are you hard?" He got embarrassed and looked away, "It's morning thing for men," scoffing, "It will go away." She stood up, "I'm going to take a shower," creating an awkward air between them. "Sure, I'll take it after you" pouting at her. As she was walking her way to the shower she stops and invites him, "care to join me?" smirking at the man laying on her bed. "thought you'd never ask," looking at her intently.

Fortunately, the shower wasn't big nor small, just fine for the two of them. They entered the shower already making out as they strip each other's garment. Slamming her body to a wall as he put his one knee between her legs while devouring each other's face. He felt her hot clit get wet. With his other arm, he turned on the shower. They both jumped out when the cold water run through their bodies, breaking the kiss. "You idiot! turn on the damn heater!" yelling at his face, pushing him back. She started shampooing her hair, "You ruined the mood, I don't wanna do it anymore!" "Nooooo!" he cries as his fully-erected cock begs for her hot cunt. He just grabs the body wash and lathered it to his body as he got an idea, "I'll wash your back" smirking at her. She was passive with him not saying a thing, actually she wants it too, she just want to see him beg. He created lather and rubs it onto her back side to side, up and down motion. While she massages the shampoo in her head, he felt Jiraiya's hard cock brushes her ass, making her wetter. Walking up to the rack, she accidentally dropped the conditioner bottle on the floor. When she bent over to get it, she gasped really deep as she felt her cunt stretches as Jiraiya shoved his dick deep inside her, "Jiraiya!" spanking her butt, "the front next." He didn't move an inch, still inside her, he created a lather on his hand again and rubbed it onto her breast from behind. Massaging it, grabbing it full as the soap made her body slippery. She put her hand on the wall beside her to support her body, biting her lip to not let out the moan forming in her throat as her womb take his shape. He moved on her nipples, encircling and pinching it causing her to moan and her legs tremble. "Of course, we need to clean the important part of your boobs" still playing with it, smirking. "St-op pin-ching it," she begs him as her whole body trembles of arousal. "What?" he teases her. "Just do it, for god's sake!" He smirks, spanking her ass red, "Yes, ma'am" finally pulling out his dick covered with her juices and immediately shoving it right back in. She moaned real loud, dropping her body from the pleasure she felt from his humps, he held her hip with one hand and the other grabbing her hair into a ponytail. The slaps of their skin and her sexy moans while the water runs through their body made him aroused than ever, so, she pulled her upper body up and placed her to the glass wall of the bathroom. Kissing her neck while he fucks her from behind, her enormous breast, marks on the glass wall as it get pressed every time he shoves his dick in. "I love you," she moans. When he heard her, she flipped her to kiss her mouth, lifting one of her legs and putting his dick back inside again while pinning her. She wrapped her arms around his neck, he whispers, "I love you, more" followed by moan. Soon, they both reached their peaks, screaming his name. The euphoria they felt was impeccable, their chest move up and down as they grasped for air. "I missed you, too, Hokage-sama," pulling out his dick as it created string of his cum from her cunt, his seed dripping on her legs as water washes it away. She loved having sex with him or being wih him in general, if it weren't for her pride and Hokage position, she would've have stop giving him missions so he could just stay over and have hin fuck her anytime, anywhere. "We're definitely late," softly giggling, "For sure, the two elders would nag me again." "Just honestly tell them because we had sex so they won't stop asking you about it" laughing at his own solution. "what a stupid idea," she rolled her eyes, "well, I guess, that's gotta be my last card against them." giggling when she thought how would the two elders react if she blatantly say that.

They finished bathing themselves, for real, and went out on their way to Hokage office. He went different way to proceed with his errands, "See you later," bidding him, when he replied, "Goodluck with the two elders." waving his hand. When she entered her office, she saw Shizune. "Oh, good morning. Shizune" smiling at her and hums a song walking to her chair. Shizune frowns her eyebrow to the weird lady in front of her, "Huh, good morning Tsunade-sama" confused at her as she never graced that door happily since she can remember. Taking this as a right timing to say her concerns, "Tsunade-sama, you should stop being late, the two elders are gonna come for you again." pleading her. She's reading the documents she had prepared for her, "I'll just tell them I was late because I just had a quick sex," making Shizune's jaw drop and freak out, "TSUNADE-SAMA!" She laughed and said, "Relax, I'm just kidding."

They heard knocks on the door, "come in!" Team Guy walking into the office, "Good morning, Tsunade-sama" Three of them greeting her. "Good morning," She explained their mission and handed the scroll, they were about to leave, when Tsunade notices Guy's bump. "Huh, Guy, what happened to your head?" Tenten, Lee and Neji bursted out laughing. "Y-you punched me good last night, Hokage-sama" rubbing his throbbing bump on head. "OH did I?" laughing as she could not remember for real, "I'm sorry, I was pretty beat last night" "Yes, Tsunade-sama, no worries!" bowing to her before they leave the office. "Did Tsunade-sama just apologized?" Neji wonders after they're far enough from the office, "oh my god yeah, she did" Tenten couldn't believe.

Jiraiya, on the other hand, headed to Ino's flower shop. "Oh, Jiraiya-sama," Ino greets, "Good morning!" he buys a bouquet of roses. Ino quickly told Sakura that Jiraiya had purchased flowers, and that they intended to follow him. He also stopped at Ichiraku to get some Ramen. Naruto and Choji joined them in spying when Sakura informed Naruto of what they were doing. Lastly, he went to the dumpling shop. Shizune appears out of nowhere and runs in their direction. "Oh no, it looks like Shizune-san is looking for us," Sakura says. "Don't let her see us, or we're done for," Ino exclaims. Shizune called out "NARUTO!" as soon as she spotted Naruto's head hiding behind some bushes. Sakura and Ino whispered at him, "Stupid!" pushing him out, "Ah hahahaha shizune neechan!" laughing nervously. "Huh what are you guys doi-" They pulled shizune behind the bushes when Jiraiya turned around, "huh, did i heard naruto?" looking for him, "nevermind." They all sighed when Jiraiya didn't see them. "What are you guys doing?!" Shizune asking them. "Jiraiya-Sama bought flowers and foods so we're tailing him," Choji explaining what they were doing. All of them was scared at how she would react but she just laughed, "Oh, I see. Well perfect timing because Tsunade-sama is calling for you guys" Making them cheer as they make their way on her office. "TSUNADE-OBACHAAAN" busting the door open. "Why are you shouting Naruto!?" she complains. Naruto looked around, "oh we came here first before ero-sennin" "Looks like everyone is here" she proceeded on giving them the details and instructions of mission assigned to them. "Understood?" "Yes!" before leaving the office, "Uhm, Tsunade-sama did pervy sage dropped by here?" Naruto asks her. "No" Choji suddenly speaks up, "you were amazing last night, Tsunade-sama" All of them stabbing Choji with a deadly look, making Tsunade confused, "what did I do this time?" not surprised anymore. They covered choji's mouth as they drag him out of the office, "We're heading out now, Tsunade-sama" Sakura nervously chuckled.

At the hallway, Jiraiya saw them smacking Choji as he apologizes, "Oh Pervy-sage!" Naruto had a wide smile.

"Shizune, what were they talking about?" puzzled as hell. "Can you really not remember tsunade-sama?" shizune asked as she slams her own face. "Yeah, my head still hurts," sill trying to recall her forgotten memories.

"I DID WHAT???" she cursed and blabbered all her complains and confusion. shizune just watched her ass spin around and freak out. All of a sudden, somebody knocked on the door. "Yow" Jiraiya walks in, "Oh my god, did we just make out last night in front of everybody?!" She came yelling at him the moment he walked in. "Y-yes" he's started to get scared of her. Making her slam her face as she started spinning again. "Oh my fucking god! I will never ever ever drink again!" The only thing that made her stop from freaking out was Jiraiya handing his bouquet to her. She starts blushing, from not stopping blabbering things to total silent. "This one too, I know you get bad hangovers whenever you drink." Giving it to Shizune to put it into a bowl. "What are these for?" she hasn't receive this kind of treatment before every time she goes out for drinking, she just usually use her own medical jutsu on herself to make it go away. "Well, Its for my girlfriend, have you seen her?" teasing her, he saw how red her face was. "Idiot" rolling her eyes on him. He cupped her cheeks together as she pouts, "you're so cute when you're shy" raining her face with kisses; nose, forehead, eyes, cheeks and lastly her lips, then hugging her, "what a show off," hugging him back, "I'll tell your girlfriend you're cheating on her," he laughs as he patted her back. "I need to go another mission again, there's an update about the thing I'm investigating." you could clearly hear the unhappiness reflect in her tone, "ok, be careful." Tightening her hug to him and tip toeing, "thank you for the flowers" scrunching her face to him. "Well, I should get going babe."

Naruto sneakily chuckled at his remark, "babe! hahahaha," imitating him. As soon as he left, "Now, come out," she threw a kunai to the door, Naruto and his team came out. "WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING THERE?" you could see the storm clouds form above them. They were all trembling in horror as she approaches them clutching her fist.

With a lump on their heads, they're now on their way to their mission. Naruto sobs, "I'm not going to do that again," "Yes," they said, "and so are we."

"Tsunade ate the food Jiraiya had given him. Oh, it feels a lot better now. Could you grab me a vase, Shizune?"

She glanced at the flowers Jiraiya had given her. Well, this just feels better while he's gone. When he handed me these roses, I guess this is the spring of youth that guy's talking about," she said as she peered out the window behind her.