What if?

It's another sunny day in Konoha, and all the shinobis, including Naruto, have returned to their missions. She chuckled, "It's a good thing Naruto is on a mission, now I can spend time with Jiraiya without anyone interfering with us." Leaving her office humming and searched the village for Jiraiya. Since she has been unable to find him, she decided to just go to a gambling house. Walkinh past a bar that was next to the casino, she stops in her tracks when she heard a loud, familiar laugh, hoping it's simply a coincidence that he sounds the same and not actually him. Upon entering, she discovered the man he was looking for seated at a table next to a prostitute. "JIRAIYAAAAAA!!" he panicked and exclaimed "T-TSUNADE?" The old man ran outside the pub screaming, "It's not what you think," trying to reason with her when he saw her extremely upset. She pounded him really hard and stomped back to her office.

Banging the door open to her office causing Shizune to jump out in her seat and yelled, "That bastard, he never learns huh FUCKKKK, I'm so angry!!!" "What's wrong, Tsunade-sama?" trembling in fear as she ask her, "NADA! can you leave me alone!" Shizune leaves the office quickly. She wants to hurl her chair out the window, "that idiot is playing with my feelings!" her fist is getting tighter. When Shizune stood outside the door while she lets Tsunade cool off on her own, she saw Jiraiya approaching. "Is Tsunade inside," asks her in hurry. "Yes, but stay away from her today—she's really in bad mood." warning him as he slams his face saying, "I'm going in." As soon as he entered, flying objects were aiming for him and a loud voice was yelling at him. "WHY ARE YOU HERE?" if looks could kill, he would've died right there. "Calm down, it's a misunderstanding!" trying to explain that what she think was happening was not it. She was too consumed by her madness to hear whatever shitty excuse he was trying to make. "SHUT UP!!" still throwing all the things she could get her hand to him. He realized that it's pointless to talk to her at this moment, dodging all the things she was throwing, "alright, alright I'll leave, but I'll come back later when your head cools. Glaring at him as he leave her office, she wanted to destroy everything her eyes laid on. Shizune went in and was so shocked at the scenery, the whole office is a mess. "Uhm, Tsunade-sama here have a sake and dumplings." handing her the the food and drink she was offering. She stop rumbling after Jiraiya left, she didn't say a word to Shizune but didn't turn away the dumplings and sake. She pig out on it as if it would make her feel better while Shizune and Sakura cleans the office she trashed. After finishing, she felt her eyes tired, and napped on the desk.

After a few hours, she woke up. Looking out the window and at the clock above the door, she exclaimed, "Huh, it's already afternoon." stretching her arms, "Oh right, that idiot," and a tear slipped from her eye, Jiraiya came in again and she wiped the lingering tear away. Turning her back on him and sulked. "Can I talk to you?" hoping this time, she would hear him out. She didn't utter a single word, giving him the benefit of doubt as she calmed down. "I suppose silence means yes. Earlier was a big misunderstanding. "How so?" rolling her eyes. He reasons out, "You know the old man from the village of sand is finding her long lost daughter." making her a little intrigue but still not completely believing him. "He had been told that her daughter is in our village and works at a bar. So I went looking for her and brought her back to her father." Tsunade finally meet his eyes and asked, "Is that it?" looking straight in his eye. "Yes, I'm sorry I didn't tell you; it was the covert assignment that Kazekage gave me." After hearing the secret mission, Tsunade panics, making her buy the story he had told. "Oh yeah, the kazekage asked someone from here to carry out a secret mission." however, the kazekage omitted to inform her of the details of the mission, cursing him inside her mind. "You know I'll never do something that will hurt you," Jiraiya said as she gave her a hug from behind. She mumbles, "Okay." not resisting against his back hug, but rather putting her hands wrapped on his. They embraced one another in a bear hug, until;

Naruto screamed, "OBACHAN WE'RE BACK!"

When they entered the Hokage office, they caught them cuddling. Muttering to herself, "that BRAAAT, he ruined again our moment ughhh." He was shocked, "Oh, we'll come back later" Team 7 agreeing in unison, "We'll just comeback, Hokage-sama" Kakashi proposed. Breaking their hug apart, "No, do it now" walking up to her chair. They reported the details of their accomplished mission to her.

"Oh, I'm really hungry, Sakura lets eat ramen tonight?" Sakura agreed to Naruto. "Hold on, we'll join you," Tsunade says. "Kakashi sensei, do you want to join us?" Sakura asked him as he refused because he has to run an errand for Guy later that evening. The four of them proceeded to Ichiraku while Kakashi had went different way. Tsunade ordered a bottle of sake as they eat ramen. As hours went by, she already drank three entire bottles of sake. "Okay, one more!" screaming happily at Ayame. "You've drank a lot of, Tsunade." Roaring in response, "So what, are you stopping me?" He covered her lips before it came in contact with her fourth bottle, glaring at him, "Oi Jiraiya, I'm still not drunk." like she could deceive the people around her, it was the visible drunk blush, half-closed eye, and the ranting. "Alright, alright, it's getting late, we need to go home," he said, grabbing the Sake from her grasp and drinking it himself. "Man, I had a lot of bowls of ramen," Naruto exclaims, holding up the ramen voucher he had been hiding in his headband. When they had to take different streets from Tsunade and Jiraiya, they said goodbye on the way to their homes. Tsunade had been a little bit more sober while walking because of the brisk nighttime air and wind. The man didn't think twice before answering her request for company: "Can you stay in my house for tonight?"

As soon as they arrived at her door place, they removed their foot wear, sat down on the sofa and savored the comfortable mattress. She went up to the fridge and took another sealed sake. "Another round?" she asked, waving it in his face. "That's enough alcohol for you tonight," snatching the sake from her hand. "What?" she pouted, "I'm not even drunk anymore!" He raised his hand because, for some reason, his arm's length hindered her from reaching it. She's still attempting to grab his beloved sake from him, crawling toward him, failing to notice how close their faces had become when her chest brushed against a solid wall of chest. He was so close that she could feel him breathing, and they locked their gazes on each other. Her outstretched palm touched his cheek, tracing the crimson lines beneath his eyes.
"Give me my sake," she begs at him, her gaze fixed on his enticing lips. Dashing his lips to taste her full, delicious lips as she return it. Kissing so passionately that they're moaning. She seized the opportunity to take the drink when he brought it down in his hand. "Bleeeh!" Blowing her tongue with him, making him grin at her, "ah you got me." Drinking a bit of it, his eyes widened as she purposely pours the alcohol to her delicious round breasts, "oh no, it went all that to my boobs." Trying to straighten her top that only causes to create longer cleavage. He picked up immediately and licks her cleavage as he slurps the remaining alcohol that was in her cleavage. He asked her, "Where did you learn that," as he look up and saw her make a cute face every time he licked and kissed the trail of alcohol that went up to her neck. She grabbed his hair and pushed his head to his chest, moaning seductively. He brushes his finger from her shoulder to her hand that holds the bottle and snatched it, "Nice try." She pouted at him, drinking the sake and instantly dragging her to a kiss to pass the alcohol in his mouth, sucking his mouth like a greedy slug sucking blood from its prey. He continuously kissing her, placing the alcohol on the table, as he lifts her from her legs and moves to the bedroom. Too drowned in each other's mouth, they fumbled as they make their way to the bedroom, causing some of her things to shatter. He reached down and grasped her butt cheeks with his hands. His hands began to slid inside her thighs as he began to take down the pants she was wearing. Stroking his clit as he felt it wet before inserting two fingers inside, causing her to whimper in his mouth. His fast rhythm made her unable to continue their kiss as she moans louder and louder as he add another finger and sucks her neck, "Jir-aiya, I'm cumming!" squealing as she did, pulling his fingers out of her and throws her to bed to remove the garment from his itching erection. Licking his finger to taste her juices while she fixed his gaze on his throbbing, veinous, hard dick. Damn, it's so big and firm, she thought to herself. Kneeling down in front of him, trying to touch it then starts to stroke it up and down, making him growl in her shoulders until she took it to her mouth. Swirling her tongue on his tip hungrily, while slowly stroking from his balls to what her mouth can't reach. She stopped midway and put it between her enormous, sticky, wet chest. Her breast was big enough to cover his long, thick-girthed dick, pushing it together using her hands to move up and down. His moan became louder and louder until he exploded both on her breast and face. She laid back down as he jumped on top of her to put his still hard dick inside her pussy. She wrapped her legs to his waist as she felt the tip of his cock to her hot clit making her shiver. "Do you know how many women, I have rejected?" asking her whilst he rubs his dick in her clit. "no, though for sure you have fucked a lot of women during your travels" looking away as she was moaning mid way sentence. "You're actually my first" admitting to her, "liar!" she pouted at him while her grasp on his arms tighten, "put it in already!" screaming at him. "Do you know why I rejected all of them?" slowly inserting his wet dick because of her juices to her throbbing cunt, "Why?" face flushed as she tries to swallow the moan forming as she felt him shove it all the way inside her. "Because they weren't you," he whispered at her ear and bites it. She stared at his eyes, flushed faced as he starts pounding her faster. "Why the heck is it different from last time, it's harder!" she exclaims. "Probably, perhaps, you got more aroused at what i had just said," grinning at her, feeling embarrassed because what he had said was true. Seeing how her breast bounce every time he thrust it in makes him hit harder. "So don't ever think that I'm going to cheat on you," he said again, whispering in her ear. He was even more excited when he heard her seductive moans, "jirai-ya! you're so rou-gh!" causing her dick to strike her right up against her womb. "Fine, I'm sorry," she says, frowning as she senses another climax approaching. Their moans and the sound of their skin clapping filled the space. She soon came all over him, and then followed by him pulling it out and exploded on her breast and stomach as she whimpered. Kissing her forehead as he laid down next to her, catching their breathes "Jiraiya! I can't move you pervert!" she said after glancing into his eyes. "I love you, you're the most beautiful woman ever" patting her head, she moved closer to hug him, burying her face to his broad chest. "I love you, too."