Chapter 1
Here he stood, at the gates of infinite power, after millennia his quest paid off or so he tough as the gates opened to reveal…
A black void, a gigantic expansion of darkness and nothing else, save for a small round table with a crystal ball resting on a red velvet pillow in the middle and two chairs.
“you gotta be kidding me”, it’s the first thing he says, noticing he was back at the familiar place.
“nope, this is serious”, he hears a female voice speak, “please take a seat, this concerns you”.
He obeys, no point in going against divine will, as he sits down, fixing his grey robes, pulling back his hoodies, letting his pointy ears and forest green hair be seen and laying his staff at his side, a sphere of light manifest on the other chair, “did I died again?”.
“oh no, you didn’t, actually, from the bottom of my heart I would like to congratulate you for reaching the Well of Eternity”, The Light says, “that’s no easy task, not even for a high elf I must say”.
The Light, the God’s God, the beginning and the end of all things, was now, once again speaking with him, after nearly three thousand years, they met again, and that was a meeting Izuku would pretty much like to avoid.
“so, if I didn’t died again, why am I here?”, he asks, looking at The Light.
“good news, you are being relocated”, The Light says.
“what?!”, Izuku says, chocked.
“you are being relocated”, The Light repeats, “I’m sending you to another world”.
“where?”, Izuku asks, he’s not on the right pay grade o ask the supreme god why it does what it does.
Actually, said pay grade may not even exist, but if it did, he wasn’t there.
“the shinobi world where chakra exists and people have little to no sense of self-preservation”, The Light answers.
Ok, now he had to ask.
“why?”, he says, pinching the bridge of his nose.
“because I want to”, The Light says, with somewhat a shadow of a chuckle, “I always wanted to pull a Isekai protagonist thing and I want mine to be the definition of ‘what are gonna do to stop me?’, besides the world is on its last lag anyway”.
“what is it this time?”, Izuku asks.
In his journey to the Well of Eternity, he saw a lot of shit, the kind of shit no one would believe, that included, but wasn’t limited to entire multiverses imploding for a myriad of reasons beyond the amount the fucks he had to give about it.
“world tuned beautiful”, was the supreme deity answer, “in half a century, give or take a decade or two”.
“so you are sending me there because…”, Izuku says.
“because I want to, I’ll be reincarnating you there as you are right now with the infinite power you earned to fuck shit up as you see fit”, The Light says, almost cheerfully, “that’s a little thing I do every time a world is about to meet its end, it’s fun an inconsequential, like vandalizing a house that’s about to be demolished”.
“I’m pretty sure that’s still vandalism”, Izuku points out.
“only by human’s morality and the silly laws they come up when they get bored”, The Light says, tone neutral.
“so, I’ll be reborn there”, Izuku says, with a sigh, “the full shebang?”.
“the full shebang”, The Light completes, “and before you ask, yes you can take it with you… everything, it will be in your storage”.
“when?”, Izuku asks his final question.
“right about now”, The Light says, getting exponentially brighter, “have fun, Ashen One”.
Be reborn they said, it’ll be fun they said, was what was going over Izuku’, Now Uzumaki Naruto three years old as he was finishing kicking the dog shit out of a group Chuunins who tough it would be a good idea to corner the so called demon.
“get away from me!!”, the last remaining boy, no older than maybe fifteen screams while throwing a kunai at him.
Naruto intercepts the kunai by slipping his middle finger though the ring that served a pommel and starts spinning it with a menacing smile on his face.
“what’s the problem demon hunter”, turning just a little bit evil (and petty) he says with a distorted voice as the shadows in the alley distort into laughing faces, all looking at the Chuunin that by now had already emptied his bowels, “where’s all that bravado?”.
“nice touch kit, show him who’s in command!!”, the actual “demon” inside him says with a low chuckle.
Three years, well, as of today, four in this shit hole and the only friend her truly made was the Nine-Tailed-Fox sealed inside him.
Meh, quality over quantity, anyway.
“p-please…”, the Chuunin begs, tears streaming down his cheeks as Naruto approaches him, still spinning the kunai.
“begging won’t take you anywhere”, Naruto answers, his voice still distorted into a demonic tone, “what’s wrong, SHINOBI, weren’t you going to show sweet little me my place?”.
The poor fool on the floor wasn’t able to muster an answer, instead, he simple passed out while foaming at the mouth.
“pathetic”, Naruto scoffs, pocketing the Kunai, “an my father died to protect this people, ugh”.
“I wonder how would he react if they saw this, a mob of shinobi, albeit, mere Chuunin ganging up to manhunt his son”, the fox, Kurama, as she introduced herself to Naruto as, scoffs at the scene, “and on his birthday nonetheless, as you said, pathetic!”.
“bah, let the fools be fools”, Naruto says, while making his way back to his apartment, “who am I to stop them from finding out when they decide to fuck around?”.
At the Hokage tower, Hiruzen Sarutobi, the third Hokage was having a very bad headache, not only did his never ending pile of paper had once again grown exponentially, but half a dozen parents had come to him to complain about their kids, which ranged from twelve to fifteen, had the tar beaten out of them by the three years old ‘demon’ that was Naruto.
“let me see is I got this right”, Hiruzen says looking straight at the traumatized Chuunin in front of him and the enraged parents behind them, “you all, got beaten by a three years old… while attempting to murder said three years old?”.
Ok, now that he said that out lout, it sounded dumb, scratch that, it was dumb, so dumb indeed he was starting to question if someone slipped something into his pipe while he wasn’t looking.
The now meek Chuunin where looking down, staring at the floor like it was the most interesting thing in the planet.
“you are all demoted back into Gennin”, Hiruzen says after taking three deep breaths, and before the mob could protest, he says, “and if any of you or you families try to seek retribution you’ll be banned from even becoming shinobi and I don’t want to hear a single peep about this”.
“but Hokage-sama…”, one of the parents try to argue.
“no buts!”, Hiruzen says, raising his hand, “I don’t want to hear any excuses coming from any of you, what kind of education you’ve been giving your children for them to think it’s ok to manhunt a THREE years old orphan?! Now get out of my office before I decide that the beating your kids got from a toddler isn’t enough of a punishment!”.
At that, the mob leaves and an ANBU appears as soon as the door is closed.
“Inu, report”, Hiruzen says, sounding exhausted, “did the fox escaped?”.
“no sir”, Inu, an white haired ANBU with a dog masks answers with barely contained amusement, “the incident in question did not had any trace of involvement of the Nine-Tails”.
“any?”, Hiruzen says, raising an eyebrow, “as in, any at all?”.
“any at all sir”, Inu completes, “in fact, Naruto used only Taijutsu… except at the where he literally scared the last Chuunin standing shitless and even then, no Nine-Tails chakra was used”.
“did he made back to his apartment safe?”, Hiruzen asks, honestly, he couldn’t be mad at Naruto, all things considered, he should be glad corpses where popping up.
“some random drunks tried to harm him on his way, but he made quick work of them”, Inu says, with a sight, “on other news, now there’s six unconscious naked men with a severe case of alcoholic diarrhea hanging upside down on the great tree closer to Naruto’s apartment”.
“I can’t wait for him to be old enough to g to the academy”, Hiruzen says with a sigh, “he’s gonna be the death of me one of these days”.
“that would be either Orochimaru or the lung cancer”, Naruto says, appearing uout of nowhere making the Hokage and the ANBU almost jump out of their skin, “some idiot burned my apartment down… again, there’s three victims that will probably be blamed on me and I’m crashing here until you find another dump to house me, good night”.
The little toddler goes to the couch in the Hokage office and falls asleep.
“he had to teach me how he does that”, Inu says, gesticulating to the now sleeping toddler, “seriously, he appeared out of nowhere, I couldn’t even sense his chakra”.
“who was supposed to be watching him?”, Hiruzen asks, massaging the bridge of his nose.
“Neko and Usagi”, Inu answers.
“tell them they are demoted back into Chuunin, if a toddler can slip through them witouth being detected then they have no business being ANBU”, Hiruzen says, looking at the window and seeing the smoke pillar coming from where Naruto’s apart was, “and they’ll be doing D-ranks for free for six months, that will teach them to not report when someone tries to harm him”.
“yessir, anything else?”, Inu asks.
“no, you are free to go”, the Hokage says and Inu vanishes into the shadows.