Chapter 1
“Hohohohoho, good morning my cute little students~.”
Gojo walked into the class with the face of a lovesick idiot, and it looked very, very punchable.
The three mentioned cute little students then had goosebumps right after hearing their teacher’s voice.
‘Gross!’ thought the trio.
And so the class started with Gojo’s punchable face plus the face of Yuuji, Megumi and Kugisaki while thinking:
‘Is this bastard high on drugs today?’
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“So if we combine this and that, we’ll have…”
Yuuji’s mind became bored while listening to those knowledge that Gojo was talking about, so he had to find something more interesting, by looking around, and then his eyes stopped at a certain shiny little thing on Gojo’s left hand
It was a ring, on his ring finger.
Wait, what?
“Alright, does anybody have any questions?”
“Sensei, when did you get married??!!”
Yuuji squeaked due to the shocking news, his loud voice also shocked Megumi and Kugisaki sitting beside him. Three of them looked at Gojo with wide eyes, and seemed not to be believing the fact that Gojo was able to get married.
The surroundings then were oddly quiet.
“Tch tch, you know you shouldn’t ask anything that is not related to the lesson, right Yuuji-kun?”
Gojo then pretended like he wasn’t pleased, but Yuuji didn’t notice that and lowered his head to apologize:
“I’m so sorry–-”
“But if you really wanna know, then I will tell you with all my heart…” Gojo sounded very excited, completely different from his mood from one second ago.
Can mood swings happen that fast?
“Your handsome and sexy teacher…” Gojo said while proudly showing off his ring. “..engaged yesterday!!”
Then Gojo laughed like a maniac, as if he was laughing in all the single dudes' faces in the world.
“WHAT THE ACTUAL *BEEP*????!!!” - the student trio slammed their hand on the table due to shock. “There’s someone who would agree to engage with you?”
“Hey, that’s hurt!”
“I don’t believe it.” Kugisaki exclaimed. “Show your proof!!”
The trio expected many kinds of respond from their teacher, but a bright expression and a huge smile was not one of them:
“Deal!”
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“No, no, picking you up is not a bother. How can you think me - an awesome, handsome and sexy man, would be bothered by doing such a teeny tiny thing?”
Although Gojo was talking to his fiancee through the phone, Megumi, Yuuji and Kugisaki, somehow could hear a long, defeated sigh from the other side.
“Yay!! I will wait for you at the gate, ‘kay? Love ya~!!”
Gojo then ended his phone call with a kiss, which was, you know, disgusting in his students’ eyes.
‘Disgusting, absolutely disgusting!’ thought Kugisaki, she had goosebumps just by looking at the scene, while both Megumi's and Yuuji‘s face turned green.
After that, the poor students had to listen to their teacher’s ramblings about how wonderful his fiancee was.
Damn, their ears hurt just by hearing those words.
“Oh, we arrived.”
‘Thanks God!’ Groaned the students.
“What is this place…Konoha Kindergarten?” Kugisaki furrowed her eyebrows. “You engaged with a kindergarten teacher?? Wha-How?!”
“That, my friend, is a mystery that we will never understand.” Yuuji patted Kugisaki’s shoulder and nodded sagely, and Megumi also did the same.
“Naru-chan!!” Gojo’s bright and exciting tone startled the trio, then they turned their heads so fast that there was an audible crack, all just to see ‘the one’.
Then, their eyes popped out of their head.
‘The one’, or ‘Naru-chan’, was like the sun herself with her gorgeous blond hair, and there were some cute tiny hair clips on her hair that made her look so pure and innocent. And then her eyes, oh her eyes, had the clearest blue that could rival Gojo’s eyes.
“Satoru!”
And when she spoke, it was just like sunbeams and rainbows appeared after a storm.
How-how is this possible? How could such a fairy agree to marry their teacher, who was a menace to society ??
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After that, they came to a cafe, and the student trio hadn’t yet gotten over their shock.
“...Namikaze Naru, but you can just call me Naru!”
Gojo noticed that his student still had their heads on the cloud, so he waved his hand in front of their eyes:
“Hello~? Earth to my cute little students?”
Then the students got out of their shock, and the first thing they did was shouting:
“Gojo-sensei! This sunball can’t be your fiancee!!”
“E-eh? Why not??”
“Gojo-sensei, think about it, how can you - a bastard with a shitty personality, be able to marry such a person like Namikaze-san? She’s too good for you!” - Megumi deadpanned.
Bam! - Gojo’s little heart was brutally shot by Megumi’s harsh words.
“Namikaze-san, did Gojo-sensei threaten you to force you to marry him?? If it’s true, then just tell me and I will definitely rescue you!!” - Kugisaki one hand was holding Naru’s hand to comfort her, while the other one was ready to dial 911 on her phone if necessary.
Bam! - Another shot in Gojo’s heart.
“Gojo-sensei, how could you do such a thing…?” - Yuuji sent him a disappointed look, which was a final blow to Gojo’s heart.
Gojo c-can’t believe it, his students were so mean to him! He wanted to cry, but how can such a cool guy like him cry in front of his students?
But wait! Naru was here with him, and she would pamper him with love if he cried!!
And so Gojo did cry while burying his head in Naru’s chest, in a crowded cafe, in infront of numerous people.
“Naru-channnn, they bullied meeeeeeee!!”
“Mama, even a big adult like him cries so loudly!” - said a random kid with hair that looked oddly like a broccoli.
“Shhh, don’t mind them Izuku-chan, let’s go home.”
The students were embarrassed by their teacher’s tantrum, but Naru wasn’t, as if that was not the first time Gojo did so. She later sent all the customers an apologetic smile, then turned his attention toward Gojo. Although Gojo was wearing a blindfold, Naru was able to read his fiance’s request, which was:
“Please pamper me with a lot of your love, only that can heal my tiny broken heart~.”
Heaving a sigh, Naru then showered Gojo with tons of kisses right in front of the students’ wide eyes. She then stopped kissing and turned to talk with the trio, ignoring the sulking Gojo mumbled “Not enough….” beside him.
“Kugisaki-chan, right? Um, Satoru did not force me to marry him or anything, I truly love him ‘ttebayo. Although he is, in fact, an oddball, to me Satoru's still the best man I could wish for!”
Following that was Naru’s signature blinding smile.
Gojo after hearing what Naru said, became full of life again, then he pulled a giggling Naru into his tight but full of love hug, ignoring judgmental eyes from his students.
“I love you Naru-chan!!! Please marry me!!”
“Idiot, we’re going to, no need to propose to me again dattebayo!” Giggled Naru.
“Tch, but my opinion stays the same Namikaze-san, you deserve a better husband.” Kugisaki frankly said, ignoring Gojo’s pout.
“She’s right Naru-chan, you should ditch that bean pole and marry Neji-niisama.”
The new voice startled the students. That was from a young lady with dark blue hair and pale eyes.
Gojo showed great discomfort when seeing the lady.
“Hinata-chan!” Naru greeted her best friend with a bright face, completely different from her fiance.
“Although I hate to agree with this Hyuga here, I do believe you really shoud ditch that bastard. But don’t choose Neji, choose me instead, dobe!” Said a guy with duckbutt hair style.
“Teme!! Don’t say that to Satoru!!”
Gojo felt happy because he had Naru on his side, but he still hated that Uchiha guy so so much.
“But really Naru, how can you deeply in love with that troublesome jerk? He was super mean to you in the past.”
“It’s not like that Shika, he was just terrible at flirting!”
“Still was a meanie. He used to call you 'Girly SpongeBob' because your hair has the same color with SpongeBob SquarePants . By the name of your bestie, I honestly advice you to ditch him.”
“Shika, no!!”
“Tch, troublesome..”
The student trio dumbfoundedly looked at the newcomers, they seemed to be Naru’s best friends, and they all advised she to ditch Gojo…
“Namikaze-san, these people are…” Yuuji hesitantly asked.
“Oh, these are Hinata, Sasuke and Shikamaru, my childhood best friends!” Naru brightly answered. Gojo then exclaimed:
“Hey! All the time you guys can even realize that this Gojo Satoru is indeed Naru-chan’s soulmate?! Why keep telling her to ditch me??!”
“Because it is good for her!!!” They answered in unison, and even Gojo’s beloved students agreed to this reason.
That made Gojo bursted into tears (crocodile tears, to be exact.)
“C’mon guys, don’t bully Satoru. He’s the best, ttebayo!”
“N-Naru-chan, you’re an angel!”
Gojo was touched by Naru’s rescue, so he paid her kindness with his love, by showering Naru with kisses all over her face (except lips, they were in public!!). And Naru giggled happily, that alone made Gojo’s heart dance.
Ignoring the lovely scene above, Hinata quietly asked the student trio:
“You guys want to join the ‘Save poor Naru-chan from the Gojo bastard’ club?”
“Absolutely!!” - They answered with no hesitation.
“How cruel! How can you guys betray your super duper awesome teacher??” - cried Gojo from behind, but no one cared about him.
To be fair, all of these were Gojo’s karmas biting his ass, there was no one to blame here.
Only you, Gojo. Only you….