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“Satoru, let’s visit my parents’ place this Sunday.”
Thud! - the half-eaten mochi on Gojo’s mouth fell onto the ground.
“E-eh?”
Naru raised her eyebrows when looked at the poor half-eaten mochi resting in peace on the floor, then turned her attention to Gojo - who was trying to act calm and chill, but his blue face and tons of cold sweat exposed his nervousness. Then something clicked in her mind.
Oh.
Ohhhh!!
Naru then bursted into laughter and pulled her soon-to-be husband in a hug, cheerily said:
“It’s okay Satoru, father accepted our marriage, there’s no need to be scared ttebayo!”
‘She’s right, we’re going to become family, there’s nothing scary gonna happen..’ Gojo melted in his fiancee's arms when hearing her assured words. His fear then completely disappeared.
“Oh, Kakashi-nii and Obito-nii will be there as well!”
Boom!! - a lightning struck Gojo’s ears. He took his thought back, there was a ton of terrifying shit that would happen, like being murdered by that in-law father and brothers combo.
Gojo swore, those three people made a plan to unalive him right after he and Naru started to date!!
And so that Gojo sent his prayer to any existing Deities with a hope that the time would pass as slow as possible. Or he wouldn’t be left alone with the ‘father and brothers combo’.
(He would like to live long enough to see Naru wearing the wedding dress and their cute children, thank you very much.)
Unfortunately, no Deity heard Gojo’s prayer. Sunday came in just a blink.
And Gojo’s with Minato, Kakashi and Obito in the living room. His cute and angelic Naru joined her mother and Rin, Obito’s wife, with shopping, leaving him alone with the deadliest combo he had ever encountered.
The air was scarily quiet, Minato, Kakashi and Obito were glaring holes in his head, which was terrifying enough to give him goosebumps and cold sweat.
Gojo couldn’t take it anymore after a few moments, so he decided to open his mouth and speak. However, his instinct told him that if he messed up one single word, he would be sent to Jesus, or meet that terrifying Death in Uzumaki’s culture.
“...Father, brother…..” Gojo gathered up his courage to speak, but clammed up when seeing Minato’s and Kakashi’s ‘friendly’ smile, together with Obito’s crimson sharingans.
“Gojo-kun, I only allowed you to marry my precious daughter, not calling me ‘father’!”
Wow, those words….was hurt, more than Gojo expected. Normally, he would make a joke about it, but in this moment of life and death, that little harmless joke would lead him to his doom. Gojo startled when Kakashi suddenly sat beside him and wrapped his arm around his shoulder, in such a scary friendly way:
“Ma~, no need to be so tense Gojo-kun~. It’s not like we’re going to kill you~.”
“A-ahaha, right, okay…”
‘Then why is your hand crackling lightning??!!’ Gojo desperately wanted to ask that, but he was scared that he couldn’t meet Naru for the last time if he let out one single word.
“Guys!! We’re home!!”
It’s Naru’s voice! Gojo’s saved!!!
Gojo’s on edge of tears when seeing his fiancee’s happy face. When the ladies came back, the terrifying trio immediately behaved like the friendly and easy-going father and brothers.
Naru’s eyes crinkled shut in happiness when seeing the warm and joyful atmosphere, completely oblivious of Gojo’s shaky and sweaty figure caused by the great fear of the in-law males.
The ladies then began to prepare dinner, Gojo saw that as a chance to escape from the trio, so he immediately stood up and went to help in the kitchen.
Unfortunately, the poor Gojo was surrounded by the in-laws right before he got a foot out of the living room door. Then, he felt killing intent, a lot of it.
“This is not the first time I tell you this, but this is a friendly reminder: If you make Naru shed one single tear, prepare to say goodbye to your ‘little guy’ and your life, got it??!!”
“G-Got it!!!”
That ‘friendly’ reminder sent chills to Gojo’s spine. He was pretty sure those words were just some empty threats, because his in-laws were shinobis. And while sorcerer's skilled in exorcising curses, shinobi’s best at…unaliving people. So Gojo didn’t think he would stand a chance of surviving when facing those beasts that were his in-laws…
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“Naru-chan, I promise that I will never make you shed a single tear!” exclaimed Gojo after coming back from his in-laws place, and that action made Naru raise her eyebrows in confusion.
But uh, Gojo didn’t really keep his promise, because he did make Naru cry that night, on *cough* their bed *cough*.
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“Satoru!! You broke your promise!! You lying bastard!” Naru angrily grumbled in the next morning, with numerous hickeys and bite marks on her body.
“Hehehehehehe!” There was no reply from Gojo, only his shit-eating grin and laughter. Wait, was his face smoother than usual today?