The decent into hell is easy
It really says something about how shitty his life was that literally being in Hell was so much more relaxing.
Ripping his fangs into the tender meat he'd been given Inuyasha contemplates the last few months of his living life.
Meeting Kagome after Kikyo's betrayal was a surprise, and being subjected to the hormonal wretch's whims disgusted him on another level entirely. She treated him as a literal damn dog instead of a fucking person or demon- remembering their touch sent shivers down his spine.
Phantom feelings of the hated beads pull at his neck making him growl into his food. Having to chase after the Shikon Jewel shards with that dumb girl really pissed him off- adding in all the strays she picked up along the way and Kikyo's unnatural resurrection, Inuyasha wondered why he hadn't just let his brother kill him sooner.
Waking up in Hell wasn't that much of a surprise- even if he wasn't a half-demon he had killed people, stolen, pillaged and even more. It was a bit unusual to have entered some weird version of Hell though. If anything he thought he'd end up in Demon Hell or that empty Hell his Dad'd been buried in- but he ended up in the Human side of Hell.
Human souls looked like Demons and some gained powers, they could sell their souls to each other for any reason, literal Angels came down once a year to slaughter them- and for some unholy reason everyone kept bursting out into song?
Thanking any god listening that it hadn't happened to him yet Inuyasha finished his meal, wiping the blood off his face as he leaned back from the table.
"...and I'm just SO happy you've decided to give redemption a chance! Here at the Happy Hotel we want to make every day in Hell a Happy Day!" The blonde demon was jabbering on and on but Inuyasha hadn't been listening since being given free food.
Redemption? For what? His ears flicked in agitation as her voice droned on and on. Jeeze- maybe this place wasn't much better than being alive if he couldn't escape yappy women in either reality.
"I'll show you to your room and we can finish the tour tomorrow! I have tons of great ideas on how to redeem sinners- EEEEEE!!! This is going to be AMAZING!" she danced up the stairs giggling all the way, not realizing Inuyasha was still sitting at the table staring after her blankly.
What the hell...