Goku?
If there was one thing he had learned in the last few years as a Turtle Hermit martial arts student- it would be that old men would spend money on girls as long as they smiled at them and blinked a lot.
Goku had first noticed the girl magic with Bulma, she would squirm into someone's space, blink a lot, and laugh even when something wasn't funny, and people would just give her things or sell them for a really low price!
It never worked out for him when he tried, which was sooooo unfair. Meeting Krillin and spending all that time with Master Roshi showed him more of the same, Goku thought it was really unfair that girls got all that free food and he didn't! He ate way more than them!
So when Kami proposed they make a wish on the dragon balls to return the moon back into place, Goku got so excited with the best idea ever!
"You.... want to wish to be a woman Goku?" Kami and Mr. Popo looked shocked at his great plan.
He nodded his head happily. "YES! If we do it now i'll still have time to train and make sure my martial arts doesn't change too much before the next tournament!" and then he could get some free food when he went down there!
"....If that's how you feel I won't stop you- we can wish the moon back in a few years since it hasn't hurt anything so far."
Goku was so Excited!!
"It's not like Goku to be this late, he's going to miss the sign-in." Bulma touched up her lipstick in a compact mirror as Roshi and Launch paced in circles.
"He'll definitely be here, you know him." Standing around for a few more minutes they heard a child cry from losing their balloon. Bulma tried to help the kid but she just wasn't that tall and couldn't reach.
A small but calloused hand pinched the balloon string and handed it over to her- "Here you go Bulma!" A peppy girlish voice cheered from over her head making the blue-haired genius startle.
Glossy black hair stuck up at all angles around a beautiful face, a wide smile overtaking the woman's face as she gazed down at Bulma happily.
uuuhhhhh Bulma was drawing a blank- she had absolutely no idea who this was supposed to be.
"Wow- Bulma! You're so short now! I never thought i'd be taller than you!" the girl laughed as she handed the balloon off to the child with a wave when Bulma just stood there not handing it back to the kid.
"Do I... know you?" the rest of the group circled around behind the genius to face the girl who was rubbing the back of her neck sheepishly.
"Ah, I guess I do look different huh? It's me Goku! See?" a dark brown tail waved in front of their faces as the girl turned around to show it off.
"GOKU?!?!?!" They were flabergasted! how did that scrawny little kid become this beautiful woman?????
"Yeah! I made a wish on the DragonBalls to be a girl! It's been pretty tough learning how to fight around these things but I got it eventually. And it's really been paying off so far too! I already got three free meals just today!" Goku fist-pumped in excitement as she remembered the delicious Buffets she'd been able to eat since leaving Kami's earlier that day.
Roshi whistled with blood dripping down his nose and Krillin fainted with a shriek when Goku had pulled open her Gi to expose her wrapped chest. Her budding curves peeking out of the fabric as she flexed.
"I may have lost some muscle mass but i'm still way stronger now! I can't wait to fight everyone!"
Reminded of that Bulma quickly pushed the now teen girl towards the sign-in table- "Quick! Sign up before they close Goku!" she'd deal with this internal crisis tonight when she was alone.
"You can't be Goku! You just can't!" A young teen was screaming in a meltdown while crying- punching Goku's thighs as she wailed on the floor.
"Uhhhhh, but I am?" the pretty girl just wailed harder while crying about not being able to get married now. "What's married? Is it delicious?" Goku drooled imagining eating something new.
The girl smacked her legs a few more times before standing and wiping her face with Goku's Gi. Uh, Ew.
"I'm Chi-Chi the Ox King's daughter.... I can't believe you forgot about me AND your promise to marry me. How will I have beautiful babies and a Husband now?" She sniffled some more before running away leaving Goku just.... so confused.
"Who's this Goku?" shy black eyes peeked from behind the woman's right leg to look at the new people.
"Oh! Bulma, Master Roshi, Krillin, this is my son Gohan!" mama spoke cheerfully as she pat his head.
"SON!!! How did you have a son and not tell us Goku? Who's the father?!?" Gohan covered his sensitive ears from their screeching as they all started talking over each other.
"Haha, who knows! It was after the world's martial arts tournament and Bulma gave me that funny-tasting drink! I just remember waking up in the city somewhere the next day with some lady yelling about her husband! Still don't know what that is- is it something to eat? Maybe I ate it and she got mad?" It sounded likely to Gohan- Mama was always just grabbing stuff to eat and people and animals would chase them all the time for it.
The new people looked green- were they sick? They weren't the same green as Mr. Piccolo was when he came to fight Mama every now and then.
The blue-haired lady crouched down in front of him- "Hi Gohan, my name's Bulma- it's nice to meet you kid."
He waved with his tail and clutched mama's pants tighter. He wasn't around humans much- he was already missing the animals in the forest.
Mama's head snapped around to the sky behind them suddenly making him alert. Was someone coming?
"It's so powerful- I've never felt anything like this before." She pushed him back with her tail, urging him to go stand with the others silently.
She ignored the other's questions, just standing at the ready with her arms crossed watching the sky.
When he finally arrived Gohan didn't see him touch down- just closed his eyes when sand started spewing up from the little beach. Rubbing the grit out of his eyes he could see a man that looked a bit like Mama towering over her with a frown.
"...Kakarott? What have you done to yourself?"