THIS IS A GENIOUS IDEA (Prologue)
A bunch of gloomy faces in Wayne Manor's living room. All of the boys were sitting together and complaining about their fucking situation. ''How could he do this to all of us?" Jason broke the silence. "We literally didn't do anything wrong.". "That warehouse exploded by itself!" Tim added. "EXACTLY!! I think he did all this just to get us off the streets while he's not there to watch over us like a mother hen. We are such good kids, right? We never partied, did drugs, go someone pregnant, or were pregnant, we never stole from the poor... we are practically golden children." Dick exclaimed. Damian started nodding in agreement "You are 100% right!". "Well, fuck this.", Jason said and left the room.
30 minutes later, he came back "We're gonna earn this punishment.". He threw something onto the table. Everyone looked with confusion and Tim asked: "What is that?". "Weed, you moron!", Jason explained. Everyone was sitting in silence and watching a handful of blunts on the table. Tim decided to break the silence. "Why?". "Why not, we never did it. Let's earn this fucking punishment!", Jason answered with excitement.
"I'm in!", said Dick with a smile. Damian was the only one glooming on the sofa. "No, this is below us. Father would be disappointed in us.". Jason snickered: "Of course little baby is afraid, you don't have to do it if you are that afraid, kid.".
"I'm not afraid you moron, I just don't see the point in using marihuana to get back to our father.", Damian snapped back.
Tim looked him in the eyes and said: "You are just afraid of crying like a baby when you get high in front of us Dami.". He said like it was a fact. An angry reflection was on Damian's face, but he still murmured: "Fine! I will prove you wrong Drake, just you watch."
All of them were sitting around the table staring at it. No one moved. "Fucking cowards.", Jason whispered and went for one. He lights it and drags the first hit. He started coughing instantly, and they all just stared at him. "It's strong, not bad.", he said passing the joint to Dick. He did a much better job than Jason, he did not cough but his breath did hitch a little. "Yeah, just tastes like a pine.". Tim was next and he took it, dragged one hit, and passed it to Damian. He looked at it and went for it, coughing so bad that he almost threw up. "Ease Dami, just take it a little first." Dick said with a small smile.
Three rounds of passing blunt in silence. Suddenly Jason asked a really weird question. "Can you guys see me?". They all turned their heads in his direction, saying nothing. Next to Jason, was Dick. His eyes filled with tears, and with a shaky voice, he said: "I don't like this." Damian didn't understand what was happening around him. "Why are they like this? Are they really that weak?", Damian asked himself.
It turns out that Jason and Dick are the weakest links in this family, and he was just chilling in his own world. Tim started to sing holding an imaginary mic, and Dick jumped from the sofa. "I think we should start a boyband!"