Lute is in action
Meanwhile he suffered, Lute suffered too, not in the same way as he did, but she still suffered.
She was standing in the Hotel’s lobby and looking at MOST OF FUCKING HELL’S population. At least the important ones. Not counting the native species. So it was just the more impressive sinners, they knew.
“While Adam is away we need to create something to get our commercial in Heaven. That is why I called you all here, you are the most technically advanced in hell I know we can trust with a task this huge.” Lute started threw in a bit of compliment for them to butter them up, while walking around and gesturing to the people in the room.
“ This seems like a doomed to fail plan. “ Sera said, holding up her hand with a serious face. Well her try to sweeten them up did not seem to work. As Sera sat on the blueish couch frowning at Lute, then looked down to her side, beside her Emily smirked at her, then turned towards Lute.
“ Yeah, no one here knows how to do that.” Emily added with an innocent smile. That little, backing up Sera until the very end, Fuck.
“ I beg your pardon, we are pretty advanced in technology, me and my daughter.” Molly's mother came into the discussion, sitting on the armrest of the armchair that Molly was sitting on. Well, war might break out between two of their three Overlords, FUCK their lives.
“ Yeah, in how to record a porn on it, we all know that I'm better with it.” Peter said with a pair of sunglasses on, indoors. He is such a tryhard in copying the rocking style she and Adam both have, like at the moment, he looked like how Adam would dress if it wasn’t for Lute stopping him at a more stylish level. The guy usually looked like an Emo clown, not a cool bad guy, which he wanted to look and act like. He was the one responsible for the booze and the tv, two very different things, however shortage of people allowed him to do as he liked and he wanted two industries and got them.
“ So I asked you all here, to put our heads together to create something for Adam.” Lute said, trying to gather back their attention. Before a war broke out between all THREE of them.
“ Raise your hand if Adam owes you.” Sounded from somewhere else in the room, however it was obviously Lucifer's voice badly changed, by him, not his magic. However it has done its trick. Everyone in the room had raised their hands and even Lute done so willingly. She felt livid at the King of Hell, however she tried to keep herself back.
“ Look, I know he owes us way too much, however just think about it, if we get more sinners then everything would be better for all of us.” A hush fell over the room where everyone whispered constantly and then a punch came for Lute's shoulder. It was a heck of a strong punch, Emily. Lute was glad she confiscated all their weapons. Emily had the habit of putting a non lethal knife through you as the sign of agreement about something. Lute has been on the receiving end of it more than once. She kind of felt bad for Emily being that alone in hell, so she decided to let her do as she liked. She couldn't spill her golden ichor most times, Adam and she made sure of that. Packets of hellchup were hard to remove from her clothes, however Emily’s delighted face was worth it.
“ Let's do this! I want friends.” She smirked as she stood beside Lute and Lute smiled at her enthusiasm and felt saddened by the fact that Emily really has no one besides Sera.
“So how do we start?” The smug voice of Lucifer came and Lute thought ‘screw it’ and just pounced. He was the reason why she couldn’t say her idea from the start, so he deserved it. She started by swinging his legs from under him and starting to kick him when he was down, this was of course recorded by many in the room, from many angles. Until Lilith stopped her by holding her by the neck of his shirt.
“If I were you I would stop it, he is the best bet of yours to reach Heaven, you know.” Lilith said and Lute came to her right mindset and actually helped up Lucifer roughly after Lilith let go of her and she even apologized.
“It is no biggie, I can get your promotion to Heaven in no time, watch this!” Lucifer said with a smirk and Lute suddenly saw all bright. What the fuck? Please don’t let him just… Of course he did, what else would he have done after she just attacked him. Lute actually groaned and hoped that Lucifer would show mercy and soon teleport her back, because Heaven had some people she really did NOT want to see. However, for now, she needed to blend in, she decided as she took down her horns and called out her wings, making sure to swipe wing covers from a shop too and soon got on her way. She needed to find a place to lay low anyways even if meeting one of THEM has a low chance, she shouldn’t take it. She decided. As she stepped out to the street. Now in a white outer dress covering her clothes and her wings covered by a white sheet. She put a pep in her step like a winner and tried to go along proudly. “There is a usually empty park, on the East, I can probably go there.” She muttered to herself and successfully bumped into someone. Fuck, she probably thought or at least she hoped she didn’t say it out loud. “I am sorry.” She said softly, trying to sound regreting as she looked at who she bumped into and oh for fucks sake it was Odette. Odette the High Seraphim’s ‘daughter’. The one with the green white wings, the one with the prettiest clothes, the one with the cute glasses the one who- Lute was in love with for a while and even dated, then Lute jumped onto her sister with a simple crush and then to Vaggie only a simple crush and finally she found Adam, but that is another story for now, FUCK.
“It’s okay” Odette said and fixed her purple glasses on her nose a bit. Lute stepped around her and tried to leave as quickly as she could. This won’t end well and she knew that. And she was almost away, after a meek bye she was almost free. “Lute?” She heard and then a hand was on her shoulder. “Not so fast.” A growling voice said, aww damn, Odette was still sexy when serious.
Back in Hell, in the meeting Charlie was still going on and on about numbers and Adam just had enough, he was itching everywhere to do something, if he can’t talk about it, he might explode soon. “So then, I was thinking about, what if we just rally everyone in here to meet, there are not many sinners, right?” She questioned waiting for Adam to answer, who for his excuse got sleepy and must have droned off at some point, but when she asked him directly, he only said.
“Danger tits in a bikini.” Out loud, in the middle of the meeting, yes, he was thinking about her and yes, he saw her without it too, but damn, those legs and that bikini was just a wet dream or rather in this case daydream material.
“Who and how does this come to this, Adam?” Vaggie intervened and Adam got the feeling that she looked at him suspicious. Like she knew, oh yeah, she worked with Lute, FUCK. Maybe they didn’t have a nickname for her like that up there. Only he can like her tits that way!
“Well, you see, uhm-” Adam started and tried to think of an excuse. He did not need to think long, because someone thought they knew what he was thinking better than him.
“Oh, Vaggie, it must be about visitation day, like think about it, if we make a beach day out of it, the sinners might have enough fun to actually come.” Charlie exclaimed and Adam could see it on Vaggie’s face that she was smitten, but felt the need to correct her.
“Oh honey, I think Adam simply just zoned out.” Vaggie said and took out her phone for a second, Adam saw a message flash on her screen and her eyes narrow, for only a sec. Then she looked up, as if nothing happened and put it away. Weird.
“Ooooh, Sorry, I can get carried away.” Charlie said, rubbing her back then taking a deep breath. “So let’s start it again from the beginning.” She said with excitement and Adam felt his second death close in. He needed to say something.
“Charlie, look we could throw in ideas together and go from there.” Adam said, trying to make her change her mind.
“Charlotte” Both Vaggie and Charlie spoke at the same time. “You don’t deserve to say her nickname.” Vaggie added growling and Charlie placed a calming hand onto her shoulder.
“What we mean is that only close friends call me Charlie.” She explained trying to make peace before a war broke out between the two.
“Oh, so those who you fuck with, I get it.” Adam answered out of reflex, letting his inner Molly out to see the world. Okay, no he is letting his dickmasterself back out. Charlie inhaling in shock made a sudden noise.
“Frick you too. It is none of your business.” Vaggie said and Adam had the urge to laugh at the two. They can’t even swear, what would happen if he started to just name EVERY swear word he knows suddenly? Would they learn or would his mouth get the soap.
“It is fuck, you know, like what you two do.” He wiggled his eyebrows and could feel the scorching heat of Vaggie’s glare. Damn, this was fun, now he could understand why Lute said she loved to annoy the two when she was still up there. “Use the big words, honey.” He said, moving his hips to the sentence and he could see Charlie blushing now and then a punch was thrown into his shoulder.
“Behave, or else” An empty threat came out of Vaggie’s mouth after he got the hit. It wasn’t that strong, but damn it still hurt him. So, he obediently nodded, he still needed to pinch his idea and when he can, he WILL. “Then let’s continue.” Vaggie told her wife, who excitedly started the whole thing again. Well, at least he could make them mad for a while.
In heaven Lute was led to the visitation offices and into a private room, by an Odette who must have been enhancing her strength, because there is no way she was this strong. Lute turned up her nose as she was pushed into a chair by the now captor, who calmly sat down across from her. The beautiful blond hair down, looking lost in thoughts as she was elbowed on the table.
”Stab! Stab! Stab!” Lute suddenly yelled out loudly, like Emily does when she is bored and watched in satisfaction as Odette nearly fell down from her chair with wide eyes. Looking around Lute, trying to find who she was yelling at, when she couldn’t see anyone else, she looked at Lute, who burst out laughing. Laughing loudly and like a maniac.
“Real funny Luther” Odette sighed as she watched the other, who she had not seen since her fall. She looked way more healthier than up in heaven she ever looked. Even with the clothes she must have stolen, her eyes had a spark, she never had in heaven and overall she just looked more healthy.
“Not my name.” Lute said seriously now as she watched Odette for any sudden movements.
“Eve named you that.” Odette said, raising an eyebrow and summoning her papers from thin air. “It states it here. Luther Lilith Kaboom. That is your name, which she gave you.” She said in a deadpan voice and Lute had the urge to bash her head against the wall.
“Eve is a dumb bitch and gave me a Man’s name when she created all girls.” Lute retorted and tried to get Odette to argue with her. That way maybe she can stall this enough so Lucifer would summon her back, before anyone else would come. Because she knew they would come, if one Carmine caught her, all would arrive soon.
“Not in that cruel wording, however I can see her lack of knowledge affecting the namings she did. After all, Vagatha's name before she became a Carmine, was Vaggie Trabant Kaboom. It feels like she wasn’t even trying to think of something normal for her.” Odette said with a smirk and Lute snorted.
“You can see her ideas dwindle down from visitation day officer to visitation day officer. Like she started out with Alma Albartoz, which was not normal either, but still better than Glass Slipper Kate. She isn’t even trying anymore.” Lute answered and Odette smirked.
“Nah, there is better now, that one at least had a normal name in it, which we reorganized to be the main one. But what the heck are we supposed to do with Finger Ukulele Credit Klam? It doesn't even make sense!” Odette exclaimed and Lute rolled her eyes, did Odette notice what Eve had done with it?
“Call her Fuck for short, it is what her name says.” At Odette's sour look, she sighed and offered useful advice. “If there is no one by the name, call her Cecil instead of Credit. That way she will have a more normal name and give her the Kaboom as the last name. No one is using that after I left and you adopted Vaggie.” Lute added and Odette actually smirked at her.
“Hah, thanks Lute” Odette said and Lute almost blushed, she was still way too cute.
“You’re welcome, if this is all I will get going.” She tried and stood up, only to hear the door behind her slam open and a few people came in. FUCK, FUCK, FUCK! It was the only thing going through her head at that moment.