Lucius Malfoy/Severus Snape
Draco Malfoy is online
Harry Potter is online
Draco Malfoy: Harry, can we meet somewhere? We need to discuss what you disclosed to me a few days ago.
Harry Potter: Yes, I PM you the time and date?
PM: 6.00PM, seventh floor, left corridor, by the portrait of Barnabas the Barmy to teach trolls ballet.
Draco Malfoy: I will be there.
Lucius Malfoy is online
Lucius Malfoy: Draco what are you doing on this…muggle contraption? And what does it do?
Draco Malfoy: Hogwarts has Facebook, Father. If I attempt to explain what Facebook uses are, I would make a right meal of it. Would you be willing to talk to a muggleborn who has experience of muggle technology?
Lucius Malfoy: Who would this muggleborn be?
Draco Malfoy: One of Harry Potter’s friends, Hermoine Granger, a Gryffindor. Her knowledge of muggle technology outweighs majority of those other muggleborns and half-bloods who are raised in the muggle world. Her explanations are insightful, be able to across in a way in which you as an individual understands it. Sorry if I’m pants at it, Father.
Lucius Malfoy: Ah, Severus has talked about her, a know-it-all. I have recently talked to Severus regarding this technology, even he is having problems with it, but he refuses to talk to Ms Granger. All those who have talked to her have improved their knowledge of Facebook. Maybe I should encourage him to talk to her.
Severus Snape hates this
Draco Malfoy likes this.
Draco Malfoy: I try and help Father.
Severus Snape is online
Severus Snape: IfyoUdoiwIlldiSemboWElyoUanDusEyouAspOtioNs.
Draco Malfoy: *laughing like a hyena* Uncle Sev, you definitely need to talk to Hermoine, you just typed a sentence without any spaces in between, along with capital letters every so often. *still sniggering*
Severus Snape really hates this
Albus Dumbledore is online
Albus Dumbledore: Severus, please take into consideration that Miss Hermoine Granger can be able to teach you how to type correctly on a computer, instead of what you just typed above. She even improved me. If you don’t do this within the week, I will personally allow both Mr Malfoys to annoy you until you do this.
Severus Snape: MakeMe *with a sour face*
Draco Malfoy: Getting better, but not quite there yet.
Severus Snape: *Makes a very rude gesture at Draco Malfoy*
Lucius Malfoy: Severus, really. You are the adult here, and not act like a spoiled child. You will get tutored by Ms Granger, even if I have to drag you by the ear to the lessons myself.
Draco Malfoy, Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and Hermoine Granger likes this
Ron Weasley hates this
Severus Snape: YouWould’NT.
Hermoine Granger is online
Hermoine Granger: I will talk to you after the potions lesson, Professor. I would leave a more detailed instruction with you, or we could talk through the instructions you have received when you have first logged on to Facebook.
Lucius Malfoy: Draco what were you and Harry Potter talking about earlier?
Draco Malfoy: I will contact you later and discuss it in private with you Father. Trust me, I need time to digest certain information that has been given to me.
Lucius Malfoy: At this moment, I will trust you, if you decieve me, you know what the punishment entails.
Draco Malfoy: Yes Father!