Chapter 4 - Fanfiction
Draco Malfoy is online.
Draco Malfoy: I’ve just getting used to using the internet when I came across stories about us, the wizarding world. I need mind bleach with the stories I’ve just read, especially the Snarry pairings.
Ron Weasley is online.
Ron Weasley: What?! Who would write stories about us?
Draco Malfoy: Apparently, a lady called J.K. Rowling did a series of books on Harry Potter. It spawned a load of “fanfiction” for the Harry Potter fandom. You looking at least 1,000,000 stories spread across various websites.
Ron Weasley: Can you give me the website address? I need to look at them myself.
Draco Malfoy: You will need mind bleach after what you will read. Give the addresses to rest of your house. They themselves find it interesting.
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Draco Malfoy is online.
Lucius Malfoy is online.
Draco Malfoy How long have you been in a relationship with Harry Potter, Father? *struggling to keep a straight face*
Lucius Malfoy What do you mean, Draco? *confused as hell*
Draco Malfoy: I’ve read somewhere that you and Harry Potter are in a sexual relationship!
Lucius Malfoy: WHAT?!?! *starts gibbering utter nonsense and shaking his head in shock*
Draco Malfoy: Father?
Narcissia Malfoy is online.
Narcissia Malfoy: Draco, can you tell me why your father is staring at the screen in shocking, muttering utter nonsense?
Draco Malfoy: Mother, read some of the stories on the following websites, and I’ve kinda played a little prank on him, to say that he is currently in a relationship with Harry Potter.
20 minutes later…
Narcissia Malfoy: I can understand why you did that to your father! It is kind of funny, your father never gets shocked.
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Lord Voldemort is online.
Lucius Malfoy is online.
Lucius Malfoy: My Lord, there are rumours circulating regarding my supposed relationship with Harry Potter. I’ve never had any kind of relationship with that boy, apart from the hate relationship. *starting to get panicky.
Lord Voldemort: I have also heard those rumours as well, my slippery servant. Also, I’ve heard rumours about Harry Potter and Severus Snape.
Lucius Malfoy: My Lord. *confused again*
Lord Voldemort: It appears that there are two specific rumours regarding Harry Potter and Severus Snape. 1: They have a father/son relationship and 2: They are in a sexual relationship.
Severus Snape is online.
Severus Snape: My Lord, there are horrible, vicious rumours regarding that insolent brat, Harry Potter and myself. I’ve never been a father to that brat, and I will NEVER have a sexual relationship with that brat.
Lord Voldemort: I know my slippery friend, but that’s what they are rumours.
Draco Malfoy and Narcissia Malfoy are snickering in the background.
Lord Voldemort: What are you two snickering about?
Narcissia Malfoy: My Lord, I’m sending you some websites to look at. When you read some of them, please tell those two panicking men of yours to calm down. *grins wildly*
40 minutes later…
Lord Voldemort: *laughing manically*
Lord Voldemort: My two slippery friends, you two have been had.
Severus Snape: WHAT?!
Lucius Malfoy: WHAT!?
Lord Voldemort: There are fan fiction stories on the website. With those rumours you have heard, are true, but they are true if they are in the fan fiction stories.
Lucius Malfoy: WHEN YOU GET HOME, BOY. WE WILL BE HAVING A VERY LONG CONVERSATION REGARDING YOUR ACTIONS!
Severus Snape: DRACO LUCIUS MALFOY, YOU ARE IN DENTENTION FOR A MONTH, WITH FILCH!
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Ron Weasley to Harry Potter and Hermoine Granger: I’ve just read on Facebook that Draco Malfoy just pranked his father and Snape. They had to go to Molyshorts as they are freaking out really badly. It’s regarding those fanfiction sites that Draco sent to us a few days ago.
Harry Potter and Hermoine Granger likes this.
Harry Potter to Ron Weasley and Hermoine Granger: I’m sending them some very good stories from these websites to get them freaked out even more.