The Wizarding World Gets A Facebook

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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The Wizarding World Gets A Facebook
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Summary
As states in the title, the Wizarding World Gets Facebook. First chapter, the first forays into the world of Facebook.
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Disclaimer: All characters belong to J.K. Rowling
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Chapter 2 - Dobby

Dobby: I am so please to have found my master in Harry Potter

Ron Weasley
likes this

Harry Potter: *smiles at Dobby*

Hermoine Granger: *groans*

Harry Potter: *places hands over Hemoine Granger’s mouth to stop her mouthing regarding house elves rights*

Ron Weasley: Hermoine, you have got to understand that house elves like being slaves.

Hermoine Granger: *death glares are sent to Ron Weasley*

Ron Weasley: Have you spoken to house elves other than Dobby and Winky?

Dobby likes this

Hermoine Granger: No.

Ron Weasley: Go and speak to the house elves in the kitchens, then.

Harry Potter: I’ve even spoken to the other house elves as well, they love doing what they do.

Dobby does not like this

Harry Potter: Dobby you are my friend. I’ve got a more rounded view on houses elves, not because of your previous employers.

Dobby really, really likes this

Draco Malfoy is now online.

Draco Malfoy: Dobby, what are you doing here? Get back to Malfoy Manor!

Dobby: *cowers slightly* I am a free house elf.

Draco Malfoy: You are not a free house elf.

Harry Potter: Did your father say anything about a lost house elf a couple years ago.

Draco Malfoy: No he did not!

Harry Potter: Do you remember what happened in our second year?

Dobby, Hermoine Granger and Ron Weasley likes this

Draco Malfoy: *I’m thinking, then suddenly dawns on him* The Chamber of Secrets…

Harry Potter: Do you want me to tell you what happened, and not what Dumbledore said during the feast afterwards?

Draco Malfoy: Yes.

Harry Potter: Your father placed a diary in Ginny Weasley’s cauldron when your father and Mr Weasley had a fight in Flourish and Blotts. This diary is a very bad diary, it’s a possession kind of diary.

Draco Malfoy: *pales considerably*

Harry Potter: Your father had it in your home for a considerable number of years.

Draco Malfoy: *pales even more*

Harry Potter: This diary controlled Ginny. It forced her to do things that was way beyond her control. She let loose the monster within the Chamber of Secrets. This monster petrified cats, humans and ghosts alike. Ginny was forced to into the Chamber because this diary forced her to. Do you want to know what monster lies in the Chamber?

Draco Malfoy: *nods* definitely, now get a move on.

Harry Potter: It’s a snake. It’s a giant 60 foot long snake, and it’s a basilisk.

Draco Malfoy: *faints*

Sometime later…

Draco Malfoy: *groans* Potter, did you say basilisk?

Harry Potter: Yes, I did.

Draco Malfoy: Why aren’t you dead, or at least petrified?

Harry Potter: I didn’t look into it’s eyes or a reflection of its eyes.

Draco Malfoy: I should get out of this school, especially if that snake is on the loose.

Harry Potter: There’s no need to leave this school, Malfoy. The snake is dead. It’s been dead for quite some time.

Draco Malfoy: How?

Harry Potter: Fawkes, sorting hat, Gryffindor sword, stabbed Basilisk through roof of mouth by sword.

Draco Malfoy: What is a Fawkes?

Harry Potter: Fawkes is a phoenix and he belongs to Dumbledore.

Albus Dumbledore and Dobby likes this

Draco Malfoy: How did you get the Gryffindor sword?

Harry Potter: It came out of the sorting hat!

Draco Malfoy: What? How can a sword come out of a hat? It is impossible to do!

Harry Potter: It means I drew the sword out of the hat.

Draco Malfoy: How did the snake come out?

Harry Potter: I tell you that part later. Your house elf, Dobby, tried to stop me from coming to Hogwarts for my second year. First he did magic in my house, which I got blamed for. Then sealed the entrance to Platform 9 and 3 Quarters, in which Ron and I took the car to Hogwarts. The Bludger that broke my arm, was his. I didn’t know that Dobby was your family’s house elf until he came with your father into Professor McGonagall’s office demanding an explanation on why Dumbledore is back. I told your father that the diary was his, and I gave the diary to your father. When he threw the diary towards Dobby, Dobby caught a sock, but what I didn’t tell him was that I stuffed a dirty sock into the diary. *Harry grins at the memory*. That’s why you lost Dobby. Mainly your father didn’t check the diary for any hidden items.

Dobby likes this.

Draco Malfoy: You are a Slytherin. *gaping at the screen*

Harry Potter: The sorting hat did want to put me into Slytherin. Sorting people made me think about not going into there.

Ron Weasley: *stares in shock with mouth wide open about Harry’s revelation*

Ginny Weasley: Nothing unusual there then.

Hermoine Granger: You are collecting flies, Ronald.

Harry Potter to Albus Dumbledore: Can I tell him about Tom Marvolo Riddle/Lord Voldemort?

Albus Dumbledore to Harry Potter: Yes you can.

Harry Potter to Draco Malfoy: Draco, listen up, and listen up good. Tom Marvolo Riddle – I am Lord Voldemort. Riddle is a half blood. Mother is a witch/squib. Father is a muggle. Tom’s mother, Merope Gaunt, used a love potion on Tom Riddle, Sr. and they ran away together and got married. After a while, Merope stopped using the love potions and Tom Sr. in a moment of clarity, ran away from her, pregnant and alone. By the time the baby was due, she went to a muggle orphanage, and gave birth within the hour, and by the end of the second hour, she herself died.

Draco Malfoy: *stares at the screen*

Harry Potter: Draco, go and spend some time thinking about what I just said and come back to be and then we talk face to face.

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