Chapter 1
Hermoine Granger is friends with Ron Weasley, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Draco Malfoy and 25 others.
Harry Potter is friends with Ron Weasley, Hermoine Granger, Ginny Weasley, Draco Malfoy and 10 others.
Ron Weasley is friends with Hermoine Granger, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley and 5 others.
Hermoine Granger: Can’t believe we have facebook
Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and 50 others like this
Ron Weasley: What is facebook?
Harry Potter: *face palms*. This is 1000th time you asked that question, Ron. You are no longer getting an answer to that stupid bloody question.
Hermoine Granger and Ginny Weasley likes this
Draco Malfoy: Stupid muggle thing. No need for this. *Sneers* Wait till my father hears about this.
Crabbe and Goyle likes this
Harry Potter: You have to tell your father that you were on the site as well.
Hermoine Granger, Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley, and 52 others like this
Draco Malfoy: You might have told the Weasel what is facebook, but what is facebook?
Ron Weasley likes this
Hermoine Granger: It is a social networking service where friends talk without being face to face. It is quite large in the muggle world, as over 955 million users worldwide.
Charity Barbage likes this
Harry Potter: *groans*. Hermoine no more explanations regarding facebook on facebook. Malfoy go read the pamphlets you received when you first signed up to for a facebook account.
Draco Malfoy: *sits staring at the screen in shock*
Albus Dumbledore: *eyes twinkles merrily*. It’s so good to see house unity on this site.
Hermoine Granger likes this
Severus Snape hates this