The Avengers (& Company) Play Trouble in Terrorist Town
Loki rolled over and sighed.
About a week ago, (after Tony lost one too many times on Call of Duty) Tony decided that he was going to create a game were the odds were more in his favor. Of course, he didn't phrase it like that, but after fucking the man for more than four years, and had been married to for two of them, he should know how Tony's mind works.
Thor and Banner got married not too long after Loki and Tony did. Banner had a few worries and concerns, but Thor wouldn't take no for an answer. So, after Hulk had tries to convince him, Thor dragged an unconscious Banner to the ceremony. Surprisingly, Banner never demanded for a divorce.
But what nobody knew, was that Coulson and Barton had already been married for ten years! And when Tony revealed that he had been shagging the God of Mischief, Barton almost blew up the building trying to shoot Loki through the eyes... Luckily, Loki got the bright idea to heal Coulson's legs (Loki had actually hit Coulson's spine instead of his heart, and had been wheeling around in a wheel chair, paralyzed from the waist down.) to sooth Barton's nerves. And it worked! Sentiment...
The Captain and Romanov had been eyeing each other, but neither has said anything. Loki wasn't sure if they ever will.
His thoughts were disrupted by Tony's voice suddenly bursting from the speakers. "Alright! I'm finished, so everyone get your asses down to the entertainment room before they fall off."
Sometimes, Loki worries about his slightly mad husband...
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Once everyone was there, Tony clapped his hands and turned on the TV.
The front screen read 'Trouble in Terrorist Town' with two guys in ski masks and one of them was pointing at the other yelling 'Traitor!'. The other guy just had his hands up in a 'What?' gesture.
Clint walked up, awed. "My god... what have you done?"
Tony preened. "Well, since everyone knows who the other teams are, why don't we play something that has the players guessing who the traitor is? I didn't find anything adequate enough, so I took the liberty of making one myself. Yay me!" He clapped ecstatically.
Before Tony could spew any more crap, Fury and Coulson walked in.
"Sugarplums!" Clint screamed and launched himself at Coulson. Somehow, he ended up dangling from his leg, Coulson having had grabbed it and flipped him over. Coulson wasn't very comfortable with public displays of affection. Or, at least while Steve was around.
There was one time when Clint had Coulson against the counter in the kitchen, when Steve went to go make breakfast. Lets just say that Coulson stayed away from the tower for a week and Clint ended up tied, upside down, and naked to the underside of the balcony.
Fury shook his head and looked at Tony. "We heard that you were trying to make a video game?"
Tony rolled his eyes. "I did not 'try' I did. And it's beautiful." The last sentence was spoken with Tony stroking the TV.
Fury looked at Coulson. "And you didn't invite us."
"That's because you're not invi- Wait what? Since when did the two of you understand the definition of fun? I mean, at least Coulson's married to Clint. What's your excuse?" Tony had his hands on his hips now.
"Work. Like you should be doing. Should I call Ms.Potts for you? I'm sure there's something that you can do." Fury smirked at Tony's horrified expression.
"No, no. I'm just sanctioning the downloads onto your personal computers now. Since the traitor will be anonymous, you all will have to play where no one can see your screen. The rules will pop up when the download is complete." Tony looked around. "What are you all still doing here? March!"
Everyone left.
~TBC...
~NEXT~
Tony was the traitor first. (Of course) But no one found that out until the room that they were in exploded. A second later, the screen read: The Traitors Win Tony was cackling maniacally. Loki smirked. "So that's how it's going to be." Tony's laughing stopped with something that didn't quite sound human...