Month 6 Pt 4
"Thing? What the hell are you doing here?" The appendage tapped back happily,
- Wednesday had a vision, she's on her way to get you.
Enid's eyes widened did that mean that she knew? Does she know that Enid's pregnant and she's the father by some miracle of immaculate conception.
"Thing does she know?" Thankfully Wednesday had continued to share her visions with the appendage, and so that was something he did know.
- Yes, she knows about the baby, who's the father?
Enid let out a long winded sigh, good she didn't know she was the father yet, if she did then she would have told Thing.
"It's complicated, I'll explain later, but we need to go." Thing, signed in affirmation.
- Wednesday's at the Airport waiting for you.
It felt like one of those cheesy hallmark movies, it was a literal recreation of those scenes she loved so dearly, where the guy or girl raced to the other.
Except there were no love confession to be had because Wednesday- Enid loved her, she had since Wednesday looked at her that night in the woods after she wolfed out with nothing but adoration.
But she knew Wednesday didn't share the sentiment, and the only reason that she would continue to tolerate Enid would be the little Addams that she currently housed.
The Sinclair sibling were currently packed tightly into two cabs, but no one was as excited as Chris, poor lovable Chris.
Who much like a dog, currently had his head stuck out a window.
- Is he always like this?
Enid sighed nodding at Thing, "Yeah, he was dropped on his head a lot as a child."
Wednesday was pacing and as comical as that was for Lilith, it was also slightly concerning, "Wednesday she's going to be fine, Thing's with her, it will all work out."
Wednesday grumbled, "She better be, if any harm befalls Enid or the child I shall massacre the entire pack, starting with her mother."
Lilith awed, "Aww, Papa Wednesday already being all protective, how adorable, what you going to name it?"
Lilith caught the throwing knives all three of them, although the third did slice her palm, she might have deserved that.
"It's Enid's child she may name it whatever she pleases." Lilith was done with Wednesday being dense, she couldn't physically handle it without inducing harm, and she was sure that Enid likely wouldn't appreciate Wednesday getting blood over the all black suit Lilith had forced upon her.
So instead she held out her hand expectantly, Wednesday's hesitated but deduced that she would rather be left to pace in peace, and so handed over her card. "I assume you already know the pin."
Lilith grinned, "Of course cousin."
She practically skipped in the Gucci store. She was unsupervised, with a black Amex which meant she was dangerous.
She smirked looking up at the sky, “I would like to thank Beyoncé for this opportunity.”
$5,000 in Gucci
$8,000 in Versace
$6,000 in Burberry
$3,000 in Ralph Lauren
$6,000 in Hermes
$4,000 in Prada
$12,000 in Louis Vitton
$ 7,500 in Chanel
$3,500 in Georgio Armani
And that was just stuff for the baby, all to be delivered to the Addams family mansion, because she was not carrying the bags and she was devastatingly without Lurch for her shopping endeavours.
"Have you managed to dent the account?" Lilith smirked handing the card back to Wednesday,
"55 g's." Wednesday rolled her eyes,
"So no."
"Non è colpa mia se Gomez è stupidamente ricco, il che rende te stupidamente ricco." Wednesday shrugged,
"Le vostre madri sono milionarie. Ormai dovreste sapere come spendere in modo sconsiderato." Lilith scowled,
"Mi danno una paghetta, a quanto pare comprare uno zoo è troppo lontano e devono limitarmi." Wednesday but back a smirk at Lilith's devastated expression.
"In which case you are excused, I wasn't aware your parents were so frivolous." Lilith collapsed into a chair of the lounge they currently resided,
"They're not with each other, I am however the acceptation."
“Yes Thing Wednesday is the father, and no you cannot tell her- what if she wants nothing to do with it or me?” Enid’s expression was desperate and if he had a face he would have slapped it in exasperation.
They were both as dense as one another, which was comical at first but now it was just plain exasperating.
Someone needed to push them both into a closet, and let them talk it out, because it was becoming ridiculous.
Someone needed to say it, and if neither of them would listen to him or the very obvious signs in front of them, with large bold writing telling them.
“So Wednesday what’s she like?” Chris, and Max both perked up at Remus’ question, each desperate to ask but cautious to voice.
Enid hesitated, “She’s different, but a good different I really like her and she’s not scared of me in wolf form, unlike Ajax, even though he never saw me like that, which is nice.”
Remus did a double take.
“Waits she’s seen you in wolf form?” Enid nodded,
“Yeah we like locked eyes when I saved her from the Tyler, she-,” Remus interrupted, his eyes wide.
“Wait you saw her in wolf form and you didn’t attack her?” Enid nodded again, still unsure at what her brother was trying to explain,
“No, I save her from Tyler.” She sounded like a broken record, “Why would I attack her, she’s my best friend?”
Remus did slap his forehead in exasperation.
Translations:
"Non è colpa mia se Gomez è stupidamente ricco, il che rende te stupidamente ricco."
Means: "It's not my fault Gomez is stupid rich, which makes you stupid rich."
"Le vostre madri sono milionarie. Ormai dovreste sapere come spendere in modo sconsiderato."
Means: Your mothers are millionaires.You should know how to spend recklessly by now.
"Mi danno una paghetta, a quanto pare comprare uno zoo è troppo lontano e devono limitarmi."
Means: They give me an allowance, apparently buying a zoo is too far, and they have to limit me.