Lily Potter, Narcissa Malfoy, and Lady Greengrass Will Kill You
Hermione had no idea why she was receiving pictures of the same dress from both Narcissa Malfoy and Lily Potter until a very angry Ginny Weasley stalked into the dining hall and glared at her slapping down Rita Skeeter's newest story about Hermione supposedly dating both the Malfoy and Potter Scion.
Ron Weasley was actually laughing at the article from his place at the Slytherin table beside his best friends Blaise Zabini and Daphne Greengrass as they knew that the story was false.
Ron had shocked everyone when he was sorted into Slytherin. His sorting had ended a four generation run of Weasley's only being sorted into Gryffindor. It was also what saw the end of the blood feud between the Malfoy and Weasley family as the curse keeping it going could only be broken by a Weasley sorting into Slytherin.
"Harry you and Draco are marrying Hermione again." Neville called from where he was sitting beside her.
Draco looked at the ceiling and sighed as laughter filled the hall. Ginny rolled her eyes. "That isn't the bad part!" Ginny snapped. "Look what else that terrible woman wrote." She ordered Neville and the others who turned the page to read the side article.
Daphne gasped in disbelief. Daphne slowly looked up as the owls that had landed in front of Hermione landed in front of her. "Oh dear." Harry and Draco said from their place across the room at the Gryffindor table.
"My Mum is going to murder me! Someone loan me an owl quick so I can tell her I haven't been dating to Boys-Who-Lived without telling her so she can help me choose my dress." Daphne yelped as people suddenly started thinking of diving for cover.