ship memes [on hiatus]

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• Gives nose/forehead kisses:

You. In general, Erik isn't very big on showing affection outside of the privacy of your bedroom. But when you do give him a kiss on the forehead, he just blushes like a schoolboy for the rest of the day.

• Gets jealous the most:

Erik. I headcanon the fact that he has kind of low self-esteem bc since from a young age he's been surrounded by people who see him as nothing more than a freak or something lesser than them.

He can't help but pull you closer to him whenever someone's looking at you the wrong way.

• Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive:

Neither. Drinking isn't really yours or his thing.

• Takes care of on sick days:

The fact that Erik literally never gets sick is creepy and everything you wish for at the same time.

Erik just rolls his eyes whenever you tell him you aren't feeling well bc "well i told you to eat those vitamin tablets i bought yo-" "shut up erik they taste awful"

• Drags the other person out into the water on beach day:

Neither bc the the day would be much better spent in your shared bedroom. (winkwink)

• Gives unprompted massages:

Nah man. Erik is an AWFUL masseur and you're just too lazy to even try tbh.

• Drives/rides shotgun:

Erik drives and you ride shotgun bc that means you get to control the music and you'd rather die than listen to another Spice Girls song. (erik 100% was a huge fanboy for them back in the day tbvh)

• Brings the other lunch at work:

first class!erik would stay up all night reading over Charles' or Hank's research papers on the evolving mutant generation and he'd get so caught up he doesn't realise he missed lunch.

He probably wouldn't even notice you entering the room until you wrap your arms around his neck from behind, resting your chin on his shoulder.

"Did you forget to eat again, babe?"

• Has the better parental relationship:

You. I mean, unless your parents are really that bad.

• Tries to start role-playing in bed:

It's something you suggest on a lazy sunday morning and at first, Erik just looks at you like you've grown another head, and a bit skeptical about whether Charles got into your head or not.

In the end, both of you can't take it seriously and the moment is ruined.

• Embarrassingly drunk dancer:

As previously said, yall don't really get drunk very often but either way Erik is always an embarrassing dancer.

When he does dance, you stand very very very far away and pretend you don't know him.

• Still cries watching Titanic:

Charles made everyone gather in the common room of the mansion and he put on the film and let's just say no one came out with a smile.

• Firmly believes in couples costumes:

Bobby (Iceman) would probably persuade Charles into decorating the whole mansion to look like a haunted house and he'd drag everyone in. He even managed to drag Hank out of his lab.

And obviously, Bobby insisted on everyone dressing up. You suggested (read- begged) Erik and you to dress up as the classic duo, Bonnie & Clyde.

• Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas:

What did you say? I can't hear you from the top of the eiffel tower

(erik created a replica of the eiffel tower with the help of hank and kurt of course)

• Makes the other eat breakfast:

"you better sit yo ass back down lehnsherr and eat these pancakes, i don't care what charles is saying, just eat something"

• Remembers anniversaries:

lbr who forgets their anniversary?? Erik probably even remembers the first time you called him darling.