ship memes [on hiatus]

• Who's the night owl:

You. Usually, when Harry finally gets home from work to your shared apartment, he’s a literal walking zombie. He’s tired out of his mind and ready to just pass out in your arms.

But on the days he isn’t that tired, he’d take a backseat and let you climb onto his lap and help him lift the weight of the world off his shoulders.

• Who is a morning person:

You, probably.

Harry would be more relaxed and wake up later bc I mean, he owns Oscorp so it's not like anyone can really yell at him for being late but you, on the other hand, would most probably be more accustomed to waking up early and starting the day with a cup of coffee.

• Are they cuddlers:

Tbh I would say you bc Harry isn't really used to showing affection considering how his father shut him out at such a young age and shipped him off to boarding school.

It took a lot for him to even say 'I love you' for the first time without having second thoughts.

• Who is the big spoon and who is the little spoon:

Big spoon would be you bc as said previously, on the nights where Harry just passed out from exhaustion, he'd unconsciously curl in on himself and you'd just wrap yourself around his body, an arm around his waist and tangling your legs together.

• What is their favourite sleeping position:

Harry prefers it when he's the big spoon but sleep deprivation always gets the better of him and he just can't stay awake long enough to really focus on anything other than closing his eyes.

• Who steals all the blankets:

/COUGHS/ harry is an asshole even when he's alseep. Sometimes, you'd wake up in the middle of the night shivering and realising that the blanket is actually wrapped around Harry like a burrito, his head popping up at the top.

• What they wear to bed:

You'd probably wear one of Harry's over-sized — for you — shirts to sleep and no bottom pants yaknow.

Harry probably would just wear a really soft & comfy white t-shirt and his spider-man boxers(which you got for his birthday as a joke).

• Who likes seeing the other wearing their t-shirt:

110% harry.

• Who falls asleep mid-conversation:

Harry. Not that you're boring or anything, it's just with the amount of work he has, he barely gets enough sleep and he just dozes off while you're trying to tell him about an upcoming double date with Gwen and Peter.

• Who wakes up in the middle of the night with nightmares:

I feel like it'd be Harry bc he'd have nightmares about losing control and losing you. (unless you're bucky barnes?¿)

• Who accidentally punched the other in their sleep:

///you///

It happens around 3am and you only realise what you've done when Harry looks at you while covering his nose in disbelief bc you just gave him a nosebleed in the middle of the night.

• Who can’t keep their hands to themself:

You. Some might say it was simply the exhilarating thrill of a new relationship but honestly who would resist Harry Osborn c'mon guys.

Buuuut when you guys are at work, Harry's the one that can't keep his hands off you. Even suggesting a quickie in his office during your lunch break.