part 4
Jason: Who the fuck ate me food?! I will…
Spencer: I ate it.
Jason: Get you more, why didn’t you say you’re hungry?
Emily: Thank you.
Spencer: You owe me.
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Aaron: …
Jason: …
David: …
Spencer: Why is everyone looking at me.
Emily: Your shirt reads “I’m still a virgin because I never lose.”
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Aaron: I expected better from you.
Emily: That’s your own fault, I have nothing to do with that.
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Spencer: I need boy advice.
Emily: Kill him.
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JJ: My boyfriend gives big golden retriever vibes.
Emily: Let’s have him put down.
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Emily: I made some coffee .
Aaron: I watched Spencer make that.
Emily: I made him make it.
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Spencer: A nice cup of hot coffee.
David: It’s cold.
Spencer: A nice cup of coffee.
David: It’s awful.
Spencer: A cup of coffee.
David: I don’t think this is coffee.
Spencer: Cup.
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Aaron: The unsub plays the most dangerous game of them all.
Spencer: Knife monopoly.
Aaron: No… he hunts humans.
Emily: So this knife monopoly…
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Spencer: Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
Emily: No
Spencer turns to Aaron: What do I do now?
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Spencer: You have to learn to love yourself.
Penelope: Don’t you hate yourself?
Spencer: This is about your shortcomings not mine.
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Spencer: Unlike some people, I apologize when I’m wrong.
Derek: I’ve never heard you apologize.
Spencer: Are you saying I’ve been wrong?
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Spencer: I have done something wrong.
Jason: Put the body on ice, I’ll be there soon.
Spencer looking at Derek with a bloody nose: He said to put you on ice.
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Spencer: I don’t need to touch grass, I need the fall of capitalism.
Aaron: …
Jason: Let him cook.
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Spencer: I’ve been told some of my tweets are offensive to the conservative right. I want to apologize.
Aaron: That’s very mature of you.
Spencer: I honestly didn’t know they could read.
Aaron: There it is.
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Spencer: I have the sharpest memory, name one thing I’ve forgotten.
Aaron: To take care of yourself.
Spencer: I neglect myself on purpose, nice try.
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Spencer: Am I perfect…
Derek: Yes.
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Derek: Has anyone heard from Hotch.
Spencer: I’ll call him.
Derek: Me and Emily have called 3 times each. What makes you think…
Spencer: Hey, Hotch.
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Spencer: I can’t afford to play hard to get, as I’m already hard to want.
Derek: I would kill for you.
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Spencer sneaks back into the hotel:…
Aaron on swivel chair: Where have you been.
Spencer: I was with Jason.
Jason on swivel chair: Try again.
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Derek: What’s for dinner?
Spencer: It’s a soup-prise.
Derek: So it’s soup.
Spencer winks: I soup-pose it could be.
Derek: No more soup puns.
Spencer: Your being soup-er mean.
Derek: … please stop.
One hour later.
Derek: It’s fucking tacos?
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Aaron: Why are you smiling?
Emily: Can’t I just be happy?
Spencer: Derek fell in the parking lot.
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Emily: I want to open a cat cafe.
Aaron: That sounds great actually.
Emily: But I need investors.
Aaron: Tell me your plan.
Emily: So the first floor is normal cats, then as you go higher it more and more dangerous cats. Till the last floor is just me with a gun.
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Aaron: Who’s turn is it to give the pep talk?
David: It’s Emily’s.
Emily: Fuck shit up bitches!
Spencer writes this down: ….
Aaron: Reid no.