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Spencer: I think I being set up.
Jason: Yes, we’re playing chess.
Spencer: So you’re betraying me.
Jason: If you want to see it that way.
Spencer: Just like my father!
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Emily: The sexiest thing a man can do is fear me.
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Aaron: So exactly what happened here?
Spencer holding science experiment: …
Derek recording: … I recorded it.
Spencer: Don’t show him that!
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Penelope flirting with Derek: Oh I probably shouldn’t flirt with your boyfriend.
Spencer: I don’t mind, huh? I wonder why?
Penelope: Your secure?
Spencer: How dare you call me that!
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Spencer: Sleeping is nice because it’s like being dead without the commitment.
Emily: Death with benefits.
Derek: A open relationship with Death.
David and Aaron looking horrified: …
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Spencer lying on the floor outside of Aaron’s house: So I hear you like to adopt people with trauma, tragic backgrounds, horrible parents and low self esteem.
Aaron: Get off the floor you’re grounded.
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David: Get your kids now.
Aaron: I don’t know why you think they listen to me, Team get your things and head to the van now! We leave in 15 minutes!
Everyone getting their stuff and lining up to leave.
David: ….
Aaron: I’m still not…
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Spencer in interrogation mode: So you thought you’d get away with it.
Aaron: …
Spencer: … Thought we wouldn’t find out.
Aaron: Spencer I don’t think…
Spencer: He took the donut!
Derek: …
Aaron: ….
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Spencer showing up to work sleep deprivation, malnourished, and high: … I solved every case.
Gideon: See could a sober man do that?
Aaron: … I hate this job.
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Derek driving like a mad man: …
Random agent: Is this necessary?
Aaron: Being able to dive like this is a valuable skill for an FBI agent.
Emily: Not everyone can do this, you watch and learn something.
Spencer: Agent Morgan is very skilled driver.
Derek pulls into coffee shop drive through: Just in time!
Spencer now in mocking tone: Is this necessary…
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Emily: Truth or dare?
Aaron: Where at a crime scene.
Spencer: Dare.
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Spencer holding knife: …
Emily: Reid! No!
Emily walks over to spencer and fixes how he’s holding the knife: this way you swing and stab. Swing and stab!
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Unsub: I have an agent !
Aaron: Ya but you have Reid!
Spencer: So like you need help stabbing me?
Unsub: I’ll like a different agent!
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Aaron: Every one is unique and your own experience make you special.
Spencer: Are we being graded?
Aaron: This a team building exercise.
Emily: So how many points for each trauma?
Aaron: …
Spencer: Do daddy issues and mommy issues count as one?
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Emily: Stop forgiving my crimes! I worked hard on them!
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Spencer: I’m at that sweet spot of sleep deprivation where the man in the hat is back. So ya life is pretty good right now.
Aaron: Man in a hat? What man?
Penelope: What hat?
Spencer: This is no longer a safe place.
Aaron: What no come back.
Spencer slowly backs away: …
Penelope: No, but what hat?
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Penelope: How do I communicate to wild bunnies that I am an ally.
JJ: I’m not that kind of communicator.
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Emily: No longer evil, I want to be loved.
Emily: I’m back to being evil.
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Spencer : In my defense your honor, I simply do not vibe with the law.
Aaron: No.
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Spencer: If you’re ever loosing an argument hit them with that, you want me.
Derek: … no.
Spencer: So you don’t want me?
Derek: … Pretty Boy you know I do…
Spencer: I win!
Emily writes this down: …
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Random Agent about Emily: You know she’s insane right?
Spencer: Why do you think I’m obsessed with her?
JJ: Why do you think I’m obsessed with her?
Aaron: Why do you think I’m obsessed with her?
Derek: Why do you think I’m obsessed with her?
David: Why do you think I’m obsessed with her?
Penelope: Why do you think I’m obsessed with her?
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Random person trying to make the team hate Spencer Reid: He’s a a drug addict!
Aaron: Allegedly…
Random person trying to make the team hate Spencer Reid: He’s insane!
Emily: Why all go a little crazy, it’s the job really.
Random person trying to make the team hate Spencer Reid: He’s… he’s a sexual deviant, likes it…
Derek writing this down: Go on…
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David: You know, sleep, therapy, and letting yourselves be loved is not a crime.
Spencer: …
Emily: …
Aaron: …
David: We can start with dinner.
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Aaron: When I started this team I wanted a group of mentally strong, physically able people who can understand the mind of a serial killer.
Emily running after Derek with a knife:
Spencer doing drugs in the restroom:
David making pasta for the team:
JJ arguing with the press:
Aaron: I nailed it.