incorrect quotes ch. 2
Emily: Arachnophobia is stupid.
Aaron: Everyone is scared of something…
Emily: Just let spiders get married.
Aaron: … get out.
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Spencer sitting on Derek’s desk: I’m making my claim.
Derek: You want my desk?
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Spencer locks eyes with unsub: ….
Unsub: ….
Spencer: ….
Unsub: …
Spencer: Murderersayswhat?
Unsub: What?
Spencer: Gotcha!
Gideon: Good job kid! Book em!
Aaron: … No…
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Gideon: I have this… prodigy.
Spencer hasn’t slept or eaten in 3 days: …
Aaron: … Fine but if he kills you…
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David: Aaron come and get you children!
Aaron: Jake is at school.
Spencer making science experiments:
Emily throwing knives at Derek:
JJ arguing with the press:
Aaron: So when they misbehave they’re mine but when they solve crimes they’re yours.
David: Yes.
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Spencer walking in with a possum on a leash: Say hello to my emotional support dog. Her name is Daisy, because i found her eating a daisy.
Penelope feeding Daisy a donut: Hi Daisy.
Derek on his desk: Dose that thing have rabies?
Aaron: Possums can’t carry rabies and Reid we’ve been over this.
Spencer: No you said I can’t have a raccoon.
Daisy hissing as Strauss: …
Emily: She fits in perfectly.
David backing away slowly: … I have PTO.
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JJ: How do I tell if someone likes me.
Emily looks hurt: Who?
JJ: Well she amazing with a knife and knows french.
Emily pulls out knife: I’ll kill this bitch!
JJ: …
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Spencer on a date with Derek: …
Derek: …
Spencer: … Just because the waiter put the check in front of me…
Derek: I’m clearly the top!
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Aaron: Why do Penelope and Spencer have guns?
Emily: There is a serial killer on the loose, they’re scared. So I gave them a gun each.
Aaron: Now I’m scared.
Emily: You have a gun.
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Derek: If you want a nerd to fall in love with you, you have to say something smart.
Emily: What did you tell Spencer.
Derek: I told him water isn’t wet, it’s moist. Because the act of being wet is to be covered in water, and water can’t be covered in itself.
Emily: That worked?!
Spencer looks at Derek with stary eyes: … Ya… and he’s really hot.
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David: Look he seems like a good kid but this is the FBI… not daycare.
Jason: He has a IQ of 187, can read 20,000 words per minute, has an eidetic memory and 3 PhDs.
Spencer: … So i can’t shoot a gun, and bright lights make me sick.
David: … I’m calling you bambino.
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David: I see you guys way too much.
Also David: I made everyone dinner and I swear to god if I see Reid skip one more meal!
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Emily and Spencer trying to lore a possum into the FBI:
Aaron: No! Not again!
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Spencer crying: …
Aaron: What happened?
Derek: Jason left …
Aaron: I’m so sorry…
Spencer: He won the last chess match! That fucker!
Aaron: There it is…