Chapter 1
David: A six foot sub can serve about 20 people.
Spencer: That’s not realistic, the most I can handle is two or three.
Aaron: …
Derek: …
David: I’m talking about lunch.
Spencer: ….
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Spencer: I should have Derek punch you in the face for that.
Derek walking in just in time: Who am I punching?
Spencer blushing because he knows Derek would : I was just joking…
Derek: No, what did he do.
Spencer looking down now: He asked if I was bait for the unsub.
Derek: …
Later that day.
Aaron: I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying pushing him out the window was over the top.
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Emily: Trust me:
Spencer: …
Aaron running to wherever they are: …
David: Let them have fun!
Aaron: There in your office!
David running to his office: …
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JJ: Why does HR have a special sensitivity training for our team alone?
Aaron watching Derek flirt aggressively with Spencer and Penelope, David walking in late, same clothes as the day before lipstick on his collar smells like some omegas perfume, Emily sharpening her knives at her desk: … I’m actually shocked we don’t have a seminar at this point.
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Cop: Pull over
Spencer high af: No, it’s a cardigan but thanks for noticing!
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Penelope: So here is the tea.
Aaron: Please just call them police reports.
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Aaron: How bad have things gotten.
Spencer: Derek gave me this sticker for waking up this morning.
Emily: It’s like dating your teacher.
Spencer: I know it’s awesome.
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Derek: Let’s play 21 questions.
Spencer: Okay… what’s your favorite color.
Derek: Pizza, are you a virgin?
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Spencer: laughing uncontrollably
Strauss leaving angry:
Aaron: Oh no, what happened?
David: Strauss just tried to gaslight Reid.
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Emily: Strauss.
Aaron: Yes Strauss seems like a good option.
David: Definitely Strauss.
Derek: Without a doubt, no question. Strauss.
JJ: Mark me down for Strauss.
Penelope: Wow… I feel like not picking Strauss would be an insult.
Spencer: I was going to pick me but… I feel like everyone wants me to pick Strauss.
Strauss: The question was if the unsub ask for a hostage.
Aaron: We heard.
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Aaron: We do not treat the team like there children. Emily, Derek stop fighting, JJ yes we can have pizza for dinner. Penelope no more hacking into government computers, and where is Spencer.
David reading Spencer’s new PhD thesis: He’s taking a nap on your sofa.
Aaron: I’m going to check.
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Spencer: Dose my hair look good?
Officer taking his mug shot: Please stop asking:
Emily goes to fix Spencer’s hair and put a bit of makeup on him: Smile this is going on the Christmas card this year.
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Spencer high af: …
Emily just killed a man: …
Aaron: My children are innocent.
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Aaron: It’s getting dark we should head back.
Spencer: I got this. *Stomps to show light up sneakers*
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Emily: This place is homophobic.
Aaron: If you have something to report…
Emily: Yes, I’m gay and everyone is inconveniencing me.
Aaron: … get out.
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Spencer thinking everyone would do the reel response: If I was going through something would you be there for me.
Aaron now taking Spencer’s temperature: Yes, why? What happened?
David getting a therapist on his phone: I got this.
Derek ordering chinese food: Finally, I’m getting you to eat something.
Spencer: Guys I was just…
JJ: What’s going on?
Emily now strapping a knife to Spencer as Arron was measuring his ankle for a gun: Spencer asked for help.
JJ calling Penelope: It’s happened, yes. Penelope says we should take him to Disneyland.
Penelope yelling from the phone: Some happy would do him some good!
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Random agent: I dare you…
Spencer: I’m not allowed to accept any dares anymore.
Random agent: … Why…?
Spencer: Because I don’t value my life or safety.
Aaron: I said no more dares for anyone.
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Spencer trying to flirt with Derek: Hi, I got you coffee… Hot stuff… muffin.
Derek understands: Thank you Pretty Boy.
Spencer: Your welcome… pretty man.
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Derek watches someone being mean to Spencer: ….
David: You’re being quiet.
Derek: You don’t plan a murder out loud Rossi.
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Aaron: Being bisexual doesn’t mean you’re half straight half gay…
Spencer: You need to make room for depression.
Aaron: … No.
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Penelope viability upset: Why isn’t the statue smiling at me:
Aaron: It’s not smiling at anyone.
Penelope: How do you explain every one seeing it?
Rossi points to Spencer: Sleep deprivation.
Aaron points to Emily: Paranoid.
David and Aaron point to Derek: Idiot.
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Emily: As our leader Hotch once said “Get fucked bitches!”
Spencer writes this down: …
Aaron: … I have never said this.
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Penelope sharpening knife: We have ways to make you talk.
Penelope cuts cake: …
Unsub: Can I have some cake?
Penelope: Cake is for talkers!
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Spencer walks past Rossis office several times: …
David: Just ask Reid.
Spencer: … can I nap on your new couch?
David: You blanket and pillow are already waiting.
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Spencer walks in a new suit: How… how do look?
David who took Spencer suit shopping : Amazing bambino.
Derek looks at Spencer like a snack: I know who I’m asking to the after party.
Spencer blushing doing a little spin to show Derek every angle: Th… thank you.
Emily: I got a new dress too.
JJ licking her lips: Oh I know.
David: Well I got limousine for us all to go and not worry about a designated driver.
Penelope walking in a little black dress and a bottle of wine: Good thinking, also we should pre game.
Aaron: … Guys… please where going Strauss’s funeral.
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Motivational speaker the FBI hired to give the BAU team a peptalk : Just do it!
Spencer 3 days without food or sleep: …
Emily sharpening a knife: …
Penelope who already has her laptop open: …
Aaron: No… he’s not talking to you three… you know you should just leave.
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