Stop Pondering Draco There's An Intruder
Her she is again.
Our hero, Y/N.
Once again, she stands at the edge of bathtub.
Once again, she fills it 3/5 of the way.
And once again, she steps into the cool water.
Why was she doing this? You ask.
You see, Y/N had done a brave thing, slapping Voldemort, calling Lucius Malfoy Lucy, and kissing Draco.
But she didn’t really mind the last part.
Y/N had been obsessed with Draco Malfoy from the moment she read the HP books in 3rd grade.
After finally getting to kiss Draco…
Well, she missed him.
Yes, I know.
Missed him? You ask. He’s a fictional character!
Well, true. But he is real in the HP universe.
Oh. You say. I understand.
So, after many weeks of contemplation, Y/N was back. And with a new goal.
Talking to Draco Malfoy.
*GASP! ACTUALLY TALKING?!!? WHOA!*
You just read that and realized that that is the reaction that most people would have.
But Y/N isn’t any person.
She is Officially Obsessed.
And when you’re Officially Obsessed, you can do anything.
Even Universe Hopping and Time Travel.
Now, don’t misread this. Y/N doesn’t have an obsession with how ‘bad’ Draco is, and how ‘cool’ it would be to be his girlfriend.
Nope.
Nein.
No.
Non.
Net.
Nie.
You get the point.
She likes Draco because of his flaws, yes. But she acknowledges that he isn’t perfect, and that he has made some bad choices.
BUT she also takes into the account that on the inside, he didn’t want to be a Death Eater, he was trained to be rude, and so on.
So now that we’ve got that all cleared up, back to Y/N.
She steps into the bathtub and faces towards a specific dragon-shaped constellation.
Well, here goes nothing.
She whispers,
Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus.
And Y/N is whisked off to another Place, Time, and Universe.
Wow.
Yet again.
Draco is irritated.
Annoyed.
Frazzled.
Bothered.
Irked.
You get the gist.
Some idiot had interrupted a Death Eater meeting.
And kissed him!
Kissed!
She could be a Mudblood!
Euch!
But…
He is a curious person, and can’t help but wonder…
Who was she?
Why had she called Father ‘Lucy’?
Would he ever-
No, Draco
Don’t think that
So anyway, there he was, minding his own business while trying to be annoyed, when he heard a loud
P
O
P
Draco doesn’t know what to do
Is that an elf?
Surely he would have heard them making that loud of a noise when Dissaperating and Apperating before!
But, of course, Draco is spending too much time pondering and not enough time doing- the source of the loud POP has now appeared beside him.
“Um, excuse me,” A voice says.
A suspiciously familiar voice…
Draco whirls around.
Aha!
It’s The Girl!
That KISSED HIM
CALLED HIS FATHER LUCY
AND SLAPPED THE DARK LORD
Shit.