Chapter 2
V decided that she was going to go outside and murder some little pests, as the demon-child wouldn't let her kill the jackdaw. She began to wonder around space for a long time, unfortunately not finding anything. Annoying. Where had all the pests gone? She would be fine with any, even another cat would do!
She wondered how the anime robot girl would be getting on without her. It would be difficult, she was sure, after all she was amazing. V had no idea how anyone could live without her. She was the greatest of all feline-
THERE! A bird! This would be fun! She chased after it, determined to destroy it, and maybe bring it back to the robot as a prize.
The bird was quite difficult to catch, V was sure they weren't that fast. However, V could smell it, and those glowing red eyes were a dead give-away. Finally, she had it cornered.
Suddenly, another cat came out of nowhere. Her eyes were pink and her hair was yellow.
"Hey loser, get away from my friend- oh." the mysterious cat said.
"Lizzy, Я хотел убить ее." The bird said.
V hissed angrily. "That's my kill. You stupid stray."
"Uhm- stray? Excuse me? Do you know who I am?"
"No." V said bluntly.
"Well I am Lizzy, and I'm, like, practically the queen around here."
"Queen? Well good thing I'm an anarchist, now get out my way."
"Я ненавижу тебя, жирный ебать" The creepy looking bird told her.
"Who are you anyway?" LIzzy said, putting her face waaaay to close to V's (LIKE WHAT THE FUCK HAD SHE NOT HEARD OF PERSONAL SPACE, AND SHE WAS MAKING DIRECT EYE CONTACT, WHO LOVES EYE CONTACT THAT MUCH, TO JUST SHOVE THIER FACE IN ANOTHER PERSON'S FACE. SHE WAS SO CLOSE V FELT LIKE SHE WAS GOING TO VOMIT, BUT NO, SHE WAS TOO AMAZING FOR THAT)
"I'm a brutal, ruthless and unfeeling assassin who thirsts for blood." V told her.
Lizzy laughed. "Hot and funny. I like you."
"Ты бесполезный бисексуал, она - наш враг." The bird groaned.
"So, what's your name anyway?"
"V."
"Weird name."
"You're weird."
"Far from it, dork."
"I kill people."
"A murderous dork then."
"Пожалуйста, позвольте мне убить ее." The bird pleaded.
"Doll!" Lizzy protested.
"вы не понимаете" the bird- Doll- said.
"Quit being dramatic, idiot."
"Заткнись, сука."
"So." V said, hoping that she could maybe she could convince Lizzy to let her kill her friend, She was sure she wouldn't mind. "Who's your owner?"
"HA! We don't have owners!"
"But you're not a stray?"
"No! We own ourselves. We live in this colony, see, where a bunch of rebel and runaway pets and shit, can hide from anything planning to get us, like-"
"Дурак, не говори ей!" Doll screeched. V had no idea what she was going on about. She never learned chinese, so how was she supposed to know?
Lizzy rolled her eyes. "Fine. What about you V?"
"Me? I live with this sleep paralysis demon, and her workaholic sidekick. They have some other pets too. This Happy-go-lucky dog, and this really annoying robin."
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Meanwhile back at the ranch, Uzi lifted her head.
"N, I have a strange feeling."
"What's that?" He asked.
Uzi was uncharacteristically silent before shouting. "I AM CROW YOU STUPID BI-
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"Демон?" Doll asked her, suddenly looking curious.
"Sorry, I've never learned Italian."
"Русский, ты олух" Doll scowled.
"So- maybe you want to hang with us some time in the future."
"That sounds.. Okay I guess." V muttered.
"Мы могли бы использовать это как возможность, Lizzy."
"What did she say?" V asked.
"She agreed! Maybe tomorrow?"
V grinned, knowing she could use this as an oppurtunity to kill someone, and maybe get Lizzy to help, girl probably had it in her, she was a feline, the superior species, after all.
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N was happy to see V come back home. "V! You're back! What happened!
"I met some other cat, and this Polish bird." She said. "Didn't get to kill anyone tho."
"I thought we were under the agreement that killing is unethical!" N said nervously.
"So it's good that I didn’t don't that then! Besides, I'm a cat, I can't exactly control my instincts,"
"Okay then..." N muttered, feeling slightly uneasy.
Just then, J came in and picked V up.
"Don't touch me! I never said you could touch me!" V screeched.
"Bye V!" He shouted, his tail wagging.
He happily trotted along, sniffing any interesting things he saw. He tried to avoid Cyn, she was quite scary recently, and then found his way to where Uzi was. Oh biscuits! He didn’t know what to say to his best friend. She looked so cool , (he was admitidly a bit too pudgy and friendly to ever be cool, but that was- fine, he didn't need to be cool, he just needed to be happy and friendly, everything was fine).
"Hey N. I was just being extremely metal and angsty. Like any good punk."
"Cool. What are you being angsty and metal about?"
"Life..."
"Okay. That's fun! I can be angsty and metal about life too!" He looked into the same space as Uzi, as dramatically as a cute little dog could. Together, the crow and the dog were little angsty teenage punks together.