A Letter to Ron
Ron,
this is Harry, to prove it one of the first things I learned about you was you hate corned beef.
don’t worry about me - Flitwick has the house elves supply all Ravenclaws with regular healthy meals (Pince can’t stand it but Flitwick has more power as our Head of House) and I still get them so I haven’t been expelled yet.
i left because I thought I would get expelled - I’m sure the Hogwarts gossip has spread that I set the door to the Greasy Git’s office on fire. Really, it was my wand that did it - Phoenix feather is hard to control and the bastard had legilimiedlegilimized practiced Legilimency on me.
I finally got Agrippa so I’m sending it in the envelope (your dad will love that this letter is sent on Muggle paper with a pencil - pencils are little wooden sticks with graphite down the middle. I’ve left one in the envelope too.Ask Hermione if you want to know more)