Chapter 44
"Dat's mi car!" shooted Goku angrily. But suddenly it was revealied who was in da car. It wuz….Piccolo!
"I shall free you King Furry but first you must help me kill these idiotic donderheads." he said cruelly from the car as it flew circumamcizing above us. "Zamasu Dark'ness Dementia Ivory Kai must be killed. Den the Dork Lord shall never die!"
"You fucking prep!" yelled Goku. Then he loked at me sadly. "I forgot to tell u, Zamasu. I din’t have sexx with Piccolo because hes a namekian and he just wanted to make you sad so we pretended”
We all put our clothes on quickly except Dabura. We were so scarred!1 But Dabura didn't change. Instead he changed into a man with blak eyes, no nose, spandex and grey skin. He had changed into… Jiren!111
"I knew who thou were all along." he cackled evilly and sarcastically at me. "Now I shall kill thee all!" Thunder came in da room.
"No plz don't kill us!" pleaded Vegeta. Suddenly Rebrianne, Lapis Seven'teen, Gayhan, Videl, Turlass, Zbroly and Sbroly, Bah, Vados, Masster Roshi, Nappa and Barfodck all ran in.
"What is da meaning of dis?" Master Roshii asked all angrily and Jiren lookd away (bcos master roshie is da only whizard he is scared of.) He did a spell and suddenly his broomstick came to him sexily. Jieren flew above the roof evilly on his broomstik.
"Oh my goth!" Baby gosped. (geddit kos im goffik)
"The Dark Lord shall kill all of you. Then you must submit to him!" Piccolo ejaculated menacingly.
"You fucking preps!" Nappa shouted angrily.
"I know a four-letter word 4 dirt, CRUCIATUS!" screamed Veggie-kun but da sparks from his wand only hit Goku's car. It fell down Picc quickly crowled out of it and picked up the cideo camera.
"Oh my fucking god!1" I cried becoze the video of me in da bathrum, the video of me dong it wif Goku and the video of Dabura doing it with
"If you kill me then deze cideos will be shown to everyone in the skull." He laughed meanly.
"No!" I scremed. "FYI I hav da picter of u doing it with King Furry!11"
"Whats he talking abott?" King Furry slurped as he sat in chains.
"I saw 2 he's gunna show evry1 da picter!111" Veggie-kun shouted angrily.
"Shut up!111'" Kimg Fuery roared.
"Foolish ignoramuses!" yielded Jiren from his broomstick. "Thou shall all dye soon."
"Think again you fucking mortal poser!1" Veggie-kun yelled and then he and Gayhan and Turles both took out blak guns! But Jirne took out his own one.
"U guyz are in a Latin stand-of!111" I shouted despariedrly.
"Acco Tueles's wand!11" cried Jirten nd suddenly Tuelesl's wind was in his hands. "Now I shall kill thee all and Zamasu u will die!11111"
He maid lighting come all over da place.
"Save us Zamasu!" Maaster Roshi cried.
I cried sexily I just wanted 2 go 2 the commen room and slit my wrists with mi friends while we watched Shark Attak 3 and Saw 2 and do it with Goku but I knew I had 2 do somefing more impotent.
"ABRA KEDABRA!11111" I shooted
And then Jieren died. I fused with my bestie Goku Black and tried to kill evry1 esle, but Tronk also wuz there adn killd me wiv sword.
The timeline was promptly erased by Grand Zeno due to being not funny anymore.
THE END!