Chapter 1
Jeon Jungkook wakes up in a room which is clearly not his.
He squints a bit against the unfamiliar satin sheets, wincing as he gets up, his head is pounding and he feels hot and sticky all over.
Uugh, what happened yesterday?
Jungkook doesn't remember much of what happened last night, mostly just Hoseok dragging him to the Three Broomsticks and drinking a bunch of shots of Firewhiskey and yeah....
He looks to the side and sees a motherfucking pumpkin next to him before Jungkook decides to just sleep again....
Hey, don't blame him, sleep is usually a counter mechanism for the Gryffindor, it's extremely easy to ignore the world and just fall asleep in the warmth of the ( unfamiliar ) bed and snuggles deeper into the covers.
Jungkook pauses when he feels his bed move.
Just....wait a fucking second.
The wizard shoots up, flincing as his head aches and realises two extremely important details that he's failed to notice before.
1) He's naked as fuck
2) There's a person next to him, lying face down and from what he can see, also naked as fuck.
Jungkook.exe has stopped working.
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Look, here's the jizz, Jungkook's a pretty responsible man ( if you ignore the fact that he blew up a microwave once ), he's the DADA Professor at Hogwarts for Merlin's sake and being a teacher in charge of students means that you have to be a certain level of responsible.
He also, absolutely despises parties but considering the new school term was going to start tomorrow and it was a last chance for the teachers to loosen up ( except Mc Gonangall, Jungkook's not sure if he's seen her smile even ) , Hoseok deemed it fair to go hit the bar later.
And involve every other person, including Jungkook.
It's not as much as Jungkook despises parties ( or a 'tiny get together' as Hoseok had insisted ), it has more to do with the morning after.
See, some people....can handle their Firewhiskey.
Then there's people like Jungkook, he's out after two shots.
That's one of the myriad of reasons Jungkook hates partying ( save for his aversion to anything social ), he always wakes up the next day with an embarrasing amount of photos and stories of things that drunk Jungkook did and a killer headache as a lovely bonus.
But hooking up with someone whilst being drunk? Even drunk Jungkook doesn't have the guts ( or charm ) to do that.
The sheets next to him rustle and Jungkook gulps as the man next to him slowly gets up.
If there's anything to go by, the man has a broad back, smooth even and there's most definitely a mole or two there with golden tan skin that goes exceedingly well with his blue hair, they're nice, darker strands here and there which add to the allure.....
Wait a second, Jungkook knows those hair.
He sees them all the time in the teacher's common room ( or staff room, if you want to be less fancy ) or whenever he's passing by the Potions Class and in the Forbidden Forest much too many times for it to be a 'coincedence'......
It can't be.
The man's head turns, a light yawn making its way out as Jungkook's gaze meets dark brown eyes, one framed by a monolid and the other lacking one.
Oh fuck no.
Jeon Jungkook somehow fell asleep next to Kim Freaking Taehyung, his co worker and the Potions Professor whom Jungkook may or may not argue with much more than necessary and also find annoyingly handsome.
Jungkook.exe has stopped working.
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See, there's a lot of issues with this then just the whole ' I slept with my hot co worker ' thing.
Kim Taehyung and Jeon Jungkook, he wouldn't say that they're rivals as such because that's something you only find in grade school and horny teenage girl's fanfictions.
They're just two individuals who are not too fond of each other.
At first, it was pretty simple, when Jungkook joined the Quidditch team in his fifth year, he was Gryffindor's Seeker and Taehyung was Slytherin's, so their dislike made sense.
Taehyung also graduated that year and he was out of Jungkook's mind pretty easily until they met again six years later when there was an opening for a Potions master and Taehyung took it.
By then, Jungkook had been teaching DADA in Hogwarts for a year and due to some comment about Gryffindors being amazing at Quidditch and Taehyung making an offhanded comment about how they were not and yeah....it kind of just escalated from there.
It's not like they hate each other. No, hate is a strong word, they just....argue a lot when in each others presence.
Taehyung turns around and gets up slowly, the sheets pooling around his waist and Jungkook's face pales a bit more when he sees the hickies on his neck and now he can confirm that Taehyung too, is not wearing any boxers either.
The two wizards stare at each other for a while before Taehyung finally speaks.
" Why am I....."
"-Naked?" Jungkook fills in for him, steadily ignoring how deep and raspy Taehyung's voice sounds" I've been wondering about that too for the last five minutes I've been awake".
He's being much to calm for this situation, maybe Jungkook's reached a new stage of not giving a fuck.
" Are you also..."
" Yeah, I believe so ", Jungkook looks upwards," If that's anything to go by".
Taehyung follows his gaze and sees a pair of black briefs hanging from the fan somewhat mockingly, the two men stare at it like its a dementor hola hooping in the ministry.
" Does that mean we had....."
" I mean I'm guessing we did..."
" Wait", Taehyung pauses to look at him, an eyebrow arched," You don't remember anything?"
Jungkook splutters a bit," I mean, do you? I drank a lot last night, had to have, to be sleeping with you".
" What the-" Taehyung growls slightly," I'll have you know that I'm great in bed".
Jungkook rolls his eyes," Sure you did, seems like I had to do all the work", he proceeds to gesture all over the hickies littering Taehyung's torso and neck.
" Yeah", Taehyung snaps," Thanks for taking up all the visible places asshole, at least I had the courtesy not to".
" Yeah yeah sure you did Professor Kim, pretty sure you're the kind of person who can't multitask while having sex can you? Must have been too tired to do anything else, where are we anywa-" Jungkook proceeds to get off the bed at that moment and immediately stumbles when he feels the ache at his lower spine.
" Ouch", Jungkook hisses as he looks down and gets the shock of his life when he sees the multitude of hickies adorning his thighs.
" See", Jungkook can hear Taehyung's smirk as he rushes to the mirror," I told you that I at least have the courtesy to not leave them in such obvious places".
Jungkook's too busy eyeing his marks on the mirror with a sense of hopelessness and as he turns around, the wizard promptly looses it.
" Kim. Taehyung ", Jungkook stalks forward and has to refrain from choking the man in front of him ( he is going to have to work alongside the asshole for the rest of year and many more )," Why is there a tattoo on my ass which says that Gryffindor Sucks".
Taehyung looks pretty much done too but he still has a smug look on his face," I don’t remember much but whoever thought of that is pretty cool"
Jungkook groans and as he does so, he catches sight of the clock hanging on the light pink wall," Fuck, School starts in 5 hours, the train must be leaving right about now ".
Jungkook proceeds to scramble around in search of his wand and upon finding it, triumptly yells," Accio Jungkook's Clothes ", and gets a handful of clothes all over his face.
" Jungkook....", the DADA Professor turns slightly to see Taehyung looking out of the window, " Do you-", he hesitates a bit as he tugs on his red sweater," Do you know where we are exactly".
Jungkook's a bit scared now," Are you daft, isn't this your house?"
Taehyung turns back to him with a snarl, getting up slowly as he tugs on his pants," Really, why how foolish of me, obviously this is my house, why wouldn't it be, the fact that there's a queen sized bed along with a fucking placard with all the cable channels should make it clear, you know, in case I forget what I've prescribed for and oh", he gasps dramatically," There's cows outside the window too, I wonder how I forgot that mum gifted me a whole cart full of 'em last year for Christmas".
Forgetting all about aches, Jungkook rushes towards the window and indeed, there are a bunch of cows on the green fields below.
At that moment, someone knocks on the door and the delicate voice of a lady follows.
" Excusez-moi, c'est un service de chambre".
As it turns out, they're in a quaint little muggle town all the way in France and the cleaning lady was very much scandalised when she saw the cum ( and other questionable things ) stained sheets.
The two wizards argue about who's going to pay the bill for the room until Jungkook belatedly realises that he doesn't have any muggle money on him
Taehyung sighs and pulls out his wallet, pulling a decent amount of euros out," You're going to pay me back half and I'm charging interest for every hour you’re late in the payment".
Jungkook glares angrily, holding the pumpkin that the cleaning lady shoved towards him with both hands as they begin walking outside.
" Oh don't give me that look", Taehyung snaps," Not after you stole my innocence!"
" What innocence!" Jungkook rebutes,” If anything, you must have been the one who took advantage of me!”
” Oh please, with those muscles”, Taehyung gives them a once over and the DADA Professor glares at him.
”We we’re both drunk yesterday! And what do you think happened, I just pushed you down and sat on your dick?”
The Potion’s Professor shrugs.
” Sometimes, I really want to hex you”.
” Aren’t you the model Gryffindor.”
," It isn't the time to argue about this”, Jungkook sighs, “ Let’s just think about how we're going to reach Hogwarts, we're too hungover to apparate".
" Oh Jeon", Taehyung sighs," You poor poor child", with a smug grin Taehyung procures a vial out of his pocket," We just drink the hangover cure and apparate".
He downs half the vial in one go and tosses the rest to Jungkook, watching with a slight smirk on his face as the younger professor stumbles a bit in catching it.
" You could have just handed it to me", Jungkook huffs, drinking the brew though internally, he's extremely grateful as his headache lessens rapidly.
There's a reason Kim Taehyung is Hogwart's Potion Master, word around the water cooler ( or in this case, Hoseok's gossiping self ) is that he spend a few years studying different potions pertaining to ingredients found only in that particular place.
So Jungkook's not really surprised at how much better the brew is then from any apothecary.
Taehyung stretches a bit, a loud pop resounding from his back," Well, want to eat something?"
Jungkook blinks.
The Potion's Master gives him an exasperated look," Come on, we're in France and we and the staff were too scarred to eat anything at the hotel.... and those strawberries look delicious".
Jungkook’s stomach grumbles lightly and a Taehyung gives him a goading smile.
” Just come along Professor Jeon, either ways, I always treat my hookups breakfast, doesn’t matter if it’s day old takeout or my crap cooking....you’ll still have to pay me half with interest later”.
”......Fine”.
The two end up taking strawberry crepes from the bakery across the street and Jungkook juggles a bit between the warm crepe and the pumpkin before taking a bite.
" By the way....do you know how this pumpkin came in the middle of all of......you know".
Taehyung pauses in the middle of shoving half his crepe into his mouth, he stares at the pumpkin for a long second, cheeks puffed out ( and it's not cute or adorable, in any way ) as he chews loudly.
A significant amount of time later Taehyung squints his eyes in contemplation, " You know, I'm not sure, I feel like we got it from a pumpkin patch but that doesn't make any sense now, does it?"
Jungkook shakes his head because it doesn't, unless the two of them apparated somewhere else too but that's unlikely in their drunken state.
" About that....", the DADA Professor pauses, looking the older man in the eye," What do we do....about last night?"
Taehyung quirks one of his eyebrows," What does that mean? You new to the whole one night stand concept Jeon?"
Jungkook flushes a bit, embarrassed at being called what equates to a blushing virgin.
" That's not it!" he argues," We're co workers and....."
" Aren't too fond of each other", Taehyung finishes for him, smirking a bit," Well well, aren't you a foolish lion cub".
" That was a very weird insult".
The older man shrugs, his face turning less playful now," Listen Jeon, we can barely remember anything ourselves so let's just be adults about it and pretend that it didn't happen?"
Jungkook gulps, side eyeing the man besides him, taking in his calm face and shadowed eyes, from this angle the man looks handsome in a sinister way, shadows cast over him with dark eyes and blue hair glinting.
" Okay then Kim".
" Hey Kookie, you sure took loads of ti-"
"-Who took loads of time? Because I sure didn't, no sir, I simply went straight to bed yesterday and awoke thinking that, wow it's such a lovely day to start teaching DADA again and meet all my dearest co workers and students".
Jungkook isn't a very good liar.
You know, in case anyone missed the memo.
Hoseok squints at Jungkook, a light frown marring the Charms Professor's sunny demeanour," You're hiding something".
( Indeed, you are ambitious, the sorting hat muses, Jungkook's head is almost swimming in its girth as the hat's brim only stops from swallowing his face due to his ridiculously large nose.
I would say Slytherin but you aren't really a cunning one, now are you? )
Jungkook chooses to ignore his friend, instead turning to Headmistress Mcgonagall, " Professor Mcgonagall, hello ! It’s good to see you again, I hope we have a good year again", he gives her his most socially acceptable smile.
The Headmistress gives him a dry smile," Please Professor Jeon, we met last evening for the 'small gathering' held by", the witch gives Hoseok a quirk of the lips as she uses air quotations," Professor Jung, though I presume you were to preoccupied ah...what is it. Yes, ' sucking faces' with Professor Kim as you so eloquently put it yesterday".
Jungkook gapes as the Headmistress moves forward to the podium.
( " Helloe Minervaaaa", Jungkook giggles, draped around an equally wasted Kim Taehyung," We're gonna leave now-"
"-To suck face yo", Taehyung finishes for him giving a loud kiss on his cheek to accompany that statement.
Mcgonagall stares at them dryly as she drinks her butterbeer )
Hoseok comes behind him," Okay. What. Just. Happened? Did Mcgonagall just smirk at you?”
Jungkook swallows," You know, I'm not so sure myself but ", he grasps one of Hoseok's robe clad shoulders," I have to ask you and when I do, please consider it carefully, what exactly happened last night?"
Hoseok shoots him a confused look, opening his mouth to answer but at that exact moment the large oak doors of the Great Hall open and the two professors have to take their respective seats on the teacher's table.
Jungkook gives a half smile to Professor Longbottom, the other man grinning back happily from the seat besides his just as all the students enter the halls and fill the seats.
It takes a while for everyone to be seated and a bit more before the scraggly and wide eyed first years make their way to the main hall, at the head of them, the biggest man child himself, Kim Taehyung.
He's grinning widely as he makes he way down the great hall, blue hair wet and plastered against his forehead due to the rain ( nothing a good heating charm can't fix ) and the man pushes his hair back as he reaches the end of the hall where the sorting hat is placed on a stool.
Mcgonagall gets onto the podium to give a short explanation on the sorting ceremony before wishing all the first years good luck.
As the hat starts singing Jungkook's eyes stray towards the Potion Professor's recently revealed sharp eyebrows and forehead, the hair now dry but still standing up.
The staring does not go unoticed by Taehyung because he sideglances at Jungkook, matching his gaze as he looks back at him intensely.
He's embarrassed but none the less Jungkook doesn't back down, staring back with flushed cheeks.
This lasts for only a minute before the Potion's Professor smirks slightly and looks in front, motioning at the first child to take a seat with a warm smile before placing the sorting hat on the tiny first year's head.
Jungkook briefly remembers how his sorting went, he was anxious that day, his older brother having filled with vague house stereotypes and still trying to work out if a troll was going to jump out and start attacking them as a part of the test.
It was safe to say he felt like kicking his dear brother after that.
Names are called and eventually the first year line dwindles down until the last kid gets sorted into Hufflepuff.
Mcgonagall waits for all the first years to sit in before stepping behind the podium and just like every year, a sense of nostalgia overcomes Jungkook as the headmistress starts the opening speech.
" Welcome students to Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry where I'm sure you all will learn how to be excellent witches and wizards..."
Taehyung sits next to Professor Trenwaley, talking to the woman with an excited smile on his face as he does do and Jungkook catches the Divination Professor giggling a bit.
Swallowing something heavy in his mouth, Jungkook trains his eyes towards Mc Gonagall and briefly wonders how Taehyung manages to gel so easily with everyone (except Jungkook).
Must be the Slytherin charms.
It’s a skill that both Hoseok and Taehyung have which Jungkook sorely lacks. Somehow, the younger always gives off an aloof and standoffish demeanour.
”-And now that I’m done explaining the rules of this establishment, something you must follow at all times”, the headmistress turns in the general direction of the Gryffindor table, “Especially you lot there”.
Two ginger Gryffindors chuckle from the table and Jungkook’s torn between the urge to sigh and smile ( because Weasley and Potter do plan good pranks sometimes and he’s not that old ).
” Now, a few announcements, we’ll be holding the Triwizard Competition this year”, there’s a deafening roar of noise and a few blank looks among the muggleborn, “ Quiet , we will deal with this event in an orderly manner and considering that this year, the schools have decided to choose champions using their own devices, the Goblet will be open for willing participants- and mind you only those of the age seventeen - at the end of the September”
The Headmistress gives a rare smile, something which makes her face look more girlish and gleeful, “ I hope we have an excellent academic year ahead of us”.