Thanos's crush
The Avengers were getting ready to fight furiously, even lost their lives if necessary, as Thanos opened the portal and descended to Earth.
What they were not ready for was the sudden appearance of a petite young man with unruly black hair and bright emerald eyes, who then immediately beat Thanos black and blue, while shouted about how Thanos had the nerve to show up.
And Thanos just whined -actually whined!- piteously about how he thought that the gems would be successful this time as a response.
The Avengers suddenly got a unsettling enlightenment.
Could that young man be the physical embodiment of death, the one that Thanos was trying to court?
And was it possible that the reason Thanos has not succeeded in courting that young man because the said young man was unaware of Thanos’s true intentions?
"..."
Tonny Stark was not the only one who got the urge to sit down and picked popcorn. Or maybe whiskey. Oh, yes. Alcohols would be more appropriate.
(Except for you Spidey, you’re too young.)
(Oh God. Tony sounded like his father again.)
---OR---
The physical embodiment of death that Thanos tried to court was not a lady.
It was a man.
Or more precisely, a wizard who accidentally managed to collect the three Deathly Hallows and become Master of Death, Harry James Potter.
The main reason why Thanos went to the earth?
Because that was Harry’s main domain and Thanos personally wanted to present the most amazing treasures in the whole universe that he had collected for Harry.
There is nothing happier for Thanos than to listen directly the praise that comes straight from Harry’s pretty mouth.
Except, Thanos would not get a praise.
Not. Even. A. Bit.
Harry never appreciated the extra work that caused by Thanos’s treasure hunt, especially because Harry never realized that the treasure will be presented to him and not to be used to destroy him so Thanos could be the new Master of Death.