Thanos & his daughter
Gamora & Nebula thought they were ready to face their father Thanos to death.
They were ready.
The fear, the dread? No problem. They are used to it
Thanos’s disappointment and wrath? Bring it on.
This is not the first time Thanos has shown it, and frankly, they didn't care about it anymore.
Thanos couldn't do worse.
(No one commented on how the two sisters held hands tightly, tried to strengthen each other, and they could not be more grateful.)
They. Were. Rea-
...Wait
...What the fuck
What. The. Fuck
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The Avengers were getting ready to fight Thanos.
But to see Thanos beaten all out by his crush who suddenly appeared? No. They were not ready.
To see Thanos being shouted over and over by a blue and a green alien girls, about how embarrassing he was, and why 'Father' did not ask their advice on how to court his crush instead of trying on his own, because, guess what, he was very suck at it!
And then to see Thanos shouted back about how his daughters were also no better than him, seeing how the blue one still single, while the green one was dating someone like... like... (The Avengers wisely ignored Quill’s affronted shout when Thanos made a gesture at him)
And then to see the green girl replied back that at least she has a boyfriend, which meant her boyfriend realized that she was trying to court him, unlike someone.
And then they were shouted again.
And again.
And again.
...Yeah. Nope.
The Avengers were not ready for this.
(More snacks and alcohol –a lot, lot of alcohol- are circulated among the Avengers)