133 Collins Road, Westbridge
Sirius is at 133 Collins Road, Westbridge
Sirius Black felt himself fly through the air. Strangely, he a door was opening in front of him and he vaguely saw what looked like a home before he abruptly stopped flying by the expedient means of hitting his head on a wall. He was immediately knocked out.
Zelda was sitting in the livingroom reading a book on genetics. Despite being a witch, she was a gifted scientist and she was always studying to advance her knowledge.
Suddenly, she heard a clatter from upstairs. She looked up. "What was that?" Setting her book down, she stood up. As she started walking upstairs she called out, "Hilda? Was that you?"
Hilda suddenly popped into the stairway behind her. "Did you call my name?" she asked in a cheerful voice.
Zelda paused, looked down, saw her sister looking confused and said, "Something's happened. I thought it was you."
"Maybe it's Salem?" she said in a questioning voice.
"Salem? You better not be playing with bakookas again!" Salem had had a relapse and had been caught trying to get his old group back together. It had added a few years to his sentence as a cat and the Witch's Council had told them to watch out for any more trouble.
Salem's calm voice called back even as she got to the top of the stairs. "Sorry. Innocent here. It wasn't me. It was him."
Zelda looked and saw Salem lying on the pile of towels waiting to be put away. "Salem! Get off the towels! You'll get hair all over them." She then registered that there was a man knocked out on the floor outside of the closet. "Where did he come from?" she asked.
"I was sitting here, minding my own business, when the closet opened and he flew out and hit his head. The door slammed shut after."
Hilda, who had come up behind her asked, "Is he from the other realm?"
Zelda said with some humor, "He did come out of the closet." She moved over and carefully turned him over. "He looks a bit rough around the edges."
Hilda had seen the man and immediately was intrigued. "I don't know. He looks kind of cute. Maybe one of our relatives is trying to fix one of us up again?"
Zelda rolled her eyes. "Probably not. But we'll have to wake him up to find out."
Hilda grinned and, directing her finger, conjured a pitcher of water and had it pour itself on the unconscious man. "Hilda! He could be injured!"
Even as the man was snapping to Hilda replied, "You said you wanted to wake him up."
Sirius, seeing the pitcher floating above his head, looked around and saw two pretty women who looked a bit older than him (but still attractive) looking at him. He watched the one with the bigger knockers wave her finger causing the pitcher to disappear. He could only say, "Woah!"
The thinner one said, "Why are you outside of our closet?"
The thicker one said, "Did you come from the other realm?"
He gathered himself and said, "I don't know where I am or why I was sent. I just tripped through the Veil at the Ministry."
The one with the knockers said, "Ooooh. Sexy accent." The other one rolled her eyes.
The cat said, "Ministry? What Ministry?" with a curious voice.
Sirius looked at the cat, shocked that it could talk in a human voice. "The Ministry of Magic?"
The thinner woman asked, "Ministry of Magic? Do you mean the Witch's Council? Are you a witch?"
Sirius looked at the women as if she was crazy. "Do I look like a Witch? One hundred percent pure Wizard here! Do I need to show my bullocks to prove it?" he asked the last in a snarky tone.
The two women looked confused. The cat was very curious and asked in a semi-patient voice as if speaking to a slow person, "So you can do magic?"
Sirius rolled his eyes. "Of course I can do magic. I just said I was a wizard didn't I?"
The thinner one looked skeptical. "Show us then."
Sirius rolled his eyes and, after turning himself over, changed over into Padfoot. He barked at the surprised women and then changed back. "Proof enough?"
"I don't know," the thinner one said. "You could be under a curse or something."
Sirius rolled his eyes even as he got up. He pulled his wand and snapped a spell at a towel. It turned into a puppy. "Okay. Transfiguration. Is that proof enough?"
The two women looked at the puppy, who was staring at the cat. Suddenly the puppy pounced and started licking the cat. "Ugh! Get it off of me! Doggy drool! Get it off!"
Sirius snickered and changed the puppy back. He cast a cleaning charm at the cat. "See? All clean now."
The cat looked at himself. "Wow. I feel really clean now. My fur is sparkling now!" The cat looked at him. "What did you do?"
"Er. Cleaning charm? Standard all around spell?" Sirius was confused.
The two witches looked at each other. "Something is very strange here." The thinner one said, "Why don't you come downstairs and we can talk." She looked at him. "Can you change your clothes? You look a bit … tattered."
"Er. Sorry. That's all I have with me."
The one with the boobs pointed her finger and he was now dressed in a Muggle suit. "There you go." She looked him up and down. "He really is quite cute."
Sirius looked down at his clothes. "Er, thanks?" He then asked, "Wandless magic? How are you doing that?"
She looked at him as though he was crazy. "Of course it's wandless. Why would I need a wand?"
Sirius shook his head to see if he was hallucinating. He closed his eyes, pinched himself and then looked again. No change. "Something is very strange here."
"Well, come down and we can talk."
As he walked down the stairs, he decided something very strange was going on.
A/N: I would need to come up with a reason – or someone else could take it and come up with one. But it would have to be funny.