Twelve
Meanwhile at the Canal
The Doctor(s) has found some Camels to ride while they were digging the Panama Canal with the toothpick spoons. Suddenly, Hermione hit something hard in the ground. She called Lance & Shelby over, hoping they could provide insight.
Lance and Shelby: Well, it looks like you’ve hit something hard in the ground. Considering the shovel and the ground are broken.
Hermione: Brilliant!
11: Is it a fossilized fez?
Jodie: Maybe an alien artifact?
10: I lost a trench coat in Panama in the year 10,000 BC
Jodie: Wait- you’re time travelers?
11: Yes what are you, and elephant? What do you think that flying Police Box we’ve been whizzing around in was?
Jodie: A flying Police Box that defies all physical laws.
10 & 11: Time Lord science.
Hermione: BACK TO DIGGING YOU UNCULTURED HUFFLEPUFFS!
Ominous Figures: *chanting in Chester over dirt. Dirt is flying through the air*
Ominous Figure 1: Aeeeh
after much digging, the group managed to uncover what seemed to be a Lion, and an army of hyenas.
Hermione: Dafuq.
10: IT’S SCAR AND CO! SOMEONE POKE HIM!
11: You’re the one with sand shoes stupid.
*10 angrily walks up to Scar and pokes him*
*incomprehnsible roaring and confused Hyena laughing*
Scar: HOLY- JESUS FUCK I NEVER THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD COME!!!
INTELLIGENT PIGEONS: NEITHER DID WE!!!
Obama: NEITHER DID I!!!!
Atticus Finch, desperately trying to swat possible threats away using restraining order forms: WHERE ARE ALL THESE CREEPS COMING FROM???
Lance and Shelby: I just wanna go home.
Jodie: I feel ya.
River: Oh my god! I’m so glad we escaped that void!
Jack Black Doctor: Saaame.
Atticus manages to win the court case against the INTELLIGENT PIGEONS. Evil hyena TJ is pissed off and annoyed. The Human Embodiement of Canada basically says that INTELLIGENT PIGEONS has to pay $10000000000000000 but INTELLIGENT PIGEONS is too confused to know what’s going on.
The Great God Shrek is appeased. All star plays harmonically with an angel chorus backing it up. Kittens rain from the sky. All is well.
Shaggy and Stan Lee descend from the heavens, and put things right with the doctors. They realize that Lance and Shelby are the only chance they have at reestablishing the Doctor Who timeline, and they make the two one, turning them into the new Doctor.
Shaggy: Like, congratulations dudes, you’ve been like, blessed.
Stan: I can make a comic out of this, be interesting.
Shaggy: You are reading this now because I compel you to. You are never free.
Stan Lee: He is right.
Shaggy: And, like, keep doing drugs man. Marijuana for life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!!!!!!!
Everyone in Unison: Well, I guess…. If it’s the word of god…
-Fin-