Six
*the INTELLIGENT PIGEONS emerge from the ruins of the Burger King*
INTELLIGENT PIGEONS: Foolish mortals. Whilst you were all busy with your stupid quests, all-stars, and lesbian marriages, I raised an army of the dead!
All around the ruined world, the dead arose. All of the fallen bananas and pandas. All of the Doctors. All of the students at Hogwarts rose as well. A zombie army, fit for a kind. There was only one person left to save them...
Sala arrived, tackling the INTELLIGENT PIGEONS.
"I have come to save the day!" Exclaimed Sala/
"How can you save the day?" Asked INTELLIGENT PIGEONS. "I am cooler than you! I do drugs!"
"AND I SMOKE!" Sala shouted back. "IF IT IS A BATTLE OF COOLNESS, YOU WILL FIND THAT I AM COOLER!"
Nimba arrived very important news to tell everybody.
"HEY GUYS!!! GUESS WHAT??? I LEAGALLY CHANGED BY NAME TO LIMBA. DON'T ASK WHY."
Sala and the INTELLIGENT PIGEONS looked at each other in shared panic.
"ALSO," added Limba. "I'M DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK."
Everybody sighed taking solace in the fact that this wasn't his normal minda t work. They also realized that he was the coolest of them all. He was drunk, and their holy trinity of "Things They Tell You Not To Do in Your School Guidance Class" was complete.