Chapter 2
You look at the fat rat-boy,
“Who dafuq am I, I’m y/n l/n pleasure to meet you, fat rat-boy.”
”James do you hear this new kid, they’re ripping peter a new one aren’t they.” You hear a posh asf voice say.
”I-I-I’m Peter Pettigrew, pls don’t call me fat.”
” no fuck you, ur name is fat rat-boy take it or leave it.”
” Sirius your quite right this new kid is really ripping into peter.”
you look at the two posh boys critically, you point to James, “ Imma call you rats nest cuz that hair, ion fuc wit dat.” James looks at you in disbelief. U point at what you assume to be Sirius, “ imma call you bitch cuz you look like a lil bitch” rat nest, bitch, and fat rat-boy look at you in disbelief.
”BRO SHUT THE FUCK UP IM SLEEPING.” you look to see a guy the one with scars on his face, you point at him and say “imma call you scar face” scar face looks at you in suprise.
” Guys who the fuck is that and why are they in our dorm.”
”chill moony it’s the new kid” bitch says.
You release a huge fart and scar face gives the air a sniff and makes a nasty face, “ok, what the fuck! Why do you smell worse than pads.”Scar face looks worried as he says this and bitch laughs.
“Before I came here, I had tons of fucking cheese. Lemme tell ya I’m a bit lactose intolerant. Hope your hungry cuz imma shit all day.” They all look at you and bitch laughs again.
”You and peter, Merlin.”
you’ve no idea who “Merlin” is, your confused to put it simply. You end up thinking that Merlin must be a god or something.
”who’s peter I only see you bitch, scar-face, Rat-nest, and fat rat-boy”
Fat Rat-boy looks like he’s gon cry. “Im going down to breakfast I can’t deal with them.” Fat rat-boy points are you and runs down stairs. ScarFsce is soon to follow him.
you decided that you want sleep, so you close the curtain around your bed and sleep.
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You wake up ten minutes later and decide to go to the breakfast place. On your way there, you notice that someone put gifs in picture frames.u shrug it off cuz ur probably jus dreaming still.
you walk in the breakfast room, when you look up u see that someone is using a projector to make the ceiling look like de sky, you walk over to ur room mates. Scarface and Bitch are sitting closely together across from fat Rat-boy and Ray best who are also sitting very close together. U decide bitch is ur fave, and sit next to him. As u sit down, ur roomie mates go silent. you grab a orange juice pitcher and you start chugging it. Everyone at the table looks at you in disgust.
”WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOH DOING.” A ginger girl with no soul looks at you with dead green eyes.
”drinking orange juice idiot.” You’ve decided that her name is going to be idiot. You think she’s high key attractive but you are v intimidated, so you piss your self while you grab and chug a pitcher of pumpkin juice.
“10 points from grifinhouse.” The redhead punches you and walks away. Fumbles comes and gives you a schedule, you don’t thank him, instead you eat ur boogers.
DING DING
the bell rings and it’s time to go to class.