BYE BYE
As you were getting up from ur bench in the great hall, rats nest came up to you.
“STAY THE HELLL AWAY FROM LILY UNDERSTAND ME SLAG”
You looked at rats nest with confusion, you don’t know what slag means and nor do you know a lily. You look Rats nest right in the eyes and u lean in. To outsiders you look like ur about to kiss but right at the last moment you burp right in his face, you try your hardest to angle the smell towards his nostrils in hopes that he can smell the garlic bread you ate 3 minutes ago, for breakfast. TGhe whole great hall starts laughing and you laugh along. Rats nest looks at you red faced in fury.
“YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS Y/N! FIRST YOU TRY AND STEAL MY LILY AND NOW YOU TRY AND HUMILIATE ME. WATCH YOUR BACK AND COUNT YOUR DAYS YOU WILL BE GRADUATING FROM THIS LIFE SOON Y/N. MARK MY WORDS” As he says this the fat rat boy points his wand atyou and a weaird looking sopell hits you.
You scoff at rats nest and burp in his face again before running off in search of your first class? YOu don’t know if you really have first class period or not, because you suddenly feel confused, you don’t know so you walk away with a fart and start wandering the halls.
You end up just wandering around the halls until a tall old lady sees you and screams some bullshit about you being a shitty grifffydork or some shit. You don’t pay attention to what she says, instead you pick your nose repeatedly and eat the “gold” you’ve picked. She gets really offended by that ans screams and drags you into the closest classroom. You look around and see that your roomie mates and other ugly students are chilling in this classrom. So you rub=n away from the tall old lady and sit next to your faveroite roomie mate bitch. Bitch was sitting extremly close to scarface and when you were about to sit down next to bitch you see scarface and bitch are holding hands.
“Awww young luv.”Ypou smile at them and sit down. The whole class looks at the couole and starts whispering. They weren’t sure if bitch and scarface were actually dating or if it was just a bromance.
Scarface looks scared when you say that, but bitch looks happy. “Yup, y/n I sure do love my remmy.” The girls in the class let out a sigh of relief because they think bitch and scarface are just bros or the mauraders are doing a prank.
The tall lady looks sternly at you and starts muttering about taking points away from griffinpork??? You are really confused but the teacher walks to the front and starts introducing herself as mcdonalds?? You weren’t paying attention so you just assume that this lady is secretly ronald mcdonald. Ronald starts introducing the class to a subject called trans somehing, idk you werent paying attention cuz you could only think about the trans-siberian rail way and trains.. At some point the class starts waving weird phallic shaped sticks. You are extremely confused because quills start turning into mice.
Mcdonalds notices that you dont have a phalic stick out and starts screeching.
“ Y/N? WHERE IS YOUR WAND?”
“Y/N ANSWER ME !”
You zone out not listening to a word she says. You decide to look over at idiot and rats nest. Rats nest turned a piece of paper into ice cream???? Honestly you start thinking that you’re high. You are extremely confused and its startin to get to you. You lay your head on the desk and start screaming to your hearts content because youre really sad you didn’t get to see the cures whole set. You can hear voices all around you saying shit like what the fuck. People try to lift your head from the desk buts its like you tried to snort gorilla glue but instead got stuck too it.
Eventually after a while mcdonald lifts you up and carries you to a place that smells like antiseptic. Mcdonald lays you on a bed and you see that it lowkey looks like a hospital. You don’t say anything you just let her lay you on the bed and you whine a bit when she pulls her hands away. YOu miss human touch, you havent really bewn around anyone lately, not counting the cure concert. THe lack of human contact didn’t really become a problem until you had it again, you didn’t realize what you were missing and you started to crave it, mcdonald just reminded you of your feelings of isolation.
The cure concert was the first concert you attented after the
DUH
DUH
DUUUUHHHH
PANDEMIC
The pandemic was probably one of the worst best times of your life so far. You were able to finally be alone as much as you wanted. You could cheat on all your school assignments without any fear of getting caught, you didn’t have to go out and you didn’t have to deal with your own social akwardness. The only bad parts were that you lost all your friends since you can’t talk to anyone, your social anxiety got worse, but hey at least you didn't feel too too sad. YOu were able to adapt quickly to the pandemic life and let the lonelieness thats been inside for years grow and grow so much so that you were able to ignore it for the first time in your lief. For the first time in your life you were able to not let your lonliness consume your being.
After Mcdonald set you down on one of the hospital esque beds, Pompfrey came over to you ans started doing funny colors with a phalic shaped object.
“Oh it appears you’ve been hexed with the -------”
You stop understanding words after she said the, you are becomming more confused as the women around you talk. You can’t quite understand what they’re saying and its making your head hurt. You try to get up from the bed but you just falll back down. YOu start crying and the world begins to go blurry. At this time your mind is reminding you of fat rat boy and the orange juice from this morning. YOu don’t know what it means but this whole trip has been weird.
You don’t see the matrons getting nervous, you cant understand what their saying and your slowly fading in and out of conciousness. You then start to feel pain, every bone and tendon in your body feel like their rebraking and breaking over and over again. YOu start screaming feeling more awake than what you were just ten seconds ago.
You feel like your dying, after 20 seconds of this pain you see black and start to feel like your slowly floating upwards to the great unknown.