Homosexual cannibals🍴🦅🏳️‍🌈

The Black Phone (2022)
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Homosexual cannibals🍴🦅🏳️‍🌈
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Finney is that toe good?😣

Homophobes (gays) 🔪 4:25pm

 

PinBALLS: so uhm guys you know how you said that they might add me to the gc?

 

Tacomuncher🌮: REALLY?

 

Backbendbitch: add me

Add me

Add me

Add me

Add me

Add me

Addme

 

Tacomuncher🌮: I think he wants you to add him 

But yeah add me too😁 thanks!

 

PinBALLS: ok fine but before I do I need to confess something 

 

Backbendbitch: your being weirdly nice so I wanna know what it is

 

Tacomuncher🌮same

 

PinBALLS: I would never confess this again but

I like Bruce don't tell anyone

 

Backbendbitch took a screenshot 

 

PinBALLS: fuck you, eat shit, die in a hole, delete that, I will eat you 

 

Tacomuncher 🌮: bro pulled out the proper grammar and everything 

 

PinBALLS: my grandma's dead

 

Tacomuncher🌮: that's not what grammar is

 

PinBALLS: oh

 

Backbendbitch: ha fucking idiot

 

PinBALLS: stfu

 

Tacomuncher🌮:

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PinBALLS: wtf

 

Backbendbitch: robin we talked about this stop copy and pasting comments you see😔

 

Tacomuncher🌮: sorry😓

 

Backbendbitch: any vance you honna add us or not cause if not tell me now so I can start hacking me and robin in

 

PinBALLS: boy chill out please

I'm adding you now hol up


 

homosexual cannibals🍴🦅🏳️‍🌈  4:35pm

 

ilikeballz is online

 

Impaperswhore: finney if we fake dated would you wrestle with me under the covers *wink wink*

 

FinneytheFag: ughhh yess😫😫😫

 

Brucesballs: 😟😟

I'm scared

 

ilikeballz: what is going on here

💀

 

Impaperswhore: ....

Finney

 

Brucesballs: finney no

 

FinneytheFag: I'm sorry 

Mama is that you?

 

Impaperswhore: ughh

 

Brucesballs: Finn

 

ilikeballz: what I'm confused

 

Brucesballs: finney has a dead mu. So any time someone uses a skeleton emoji he make a dead mum joke

 

ilikeballz: oh that's dark 

Anyway can I add some people to the group?

 

Impaperswhore: how many?

 

ilikeballz: 2

 

FinneytheFag: are they assholes?

 

ilikeballz: one is kinda but not asshole asshole

 

Impaperswhore: ok than idgaf

 

FinneytheFag: neither

 

Brucesballs: you two are idiots

 

ilikeballz: shhh Bruce don't tell them it will ruin the fun

 

Impaperswhore: THE vance hopper has a sense of humour😦

 

FinneytheFag: this is crazy🤯

 

ilikeballz: stfu im adding them

 

ilikeballz added robin_69 and Griff_04 to the group

 

Impaperswhore: 😶

 

FinneytheFag: 🫤🫤

 

Impaperswhore:☹️☹️

 

FinneytheFag:🙁🙁

 

Brucesballs: ok stop now

 

robin_69: hi

 

ilikeballz changed robin_69 name to wallhopper and Griff_04 name to ceilingfan 

 

Wallhopper: ok you know what vance I don't like how your always racist in my name choosing🤧

 

ilikeballz: you actually care?

 

wallhopper: no

 

ilikeballz: that's what I thought

Anyway Brucesballs is Bruce yamada and FinneytheFag is obvious because you can't go to school for ten minutes without hearing someone call him that and Impaperswhore is Billy Showalter 

 

FinneytheFag: hi

 

wallhopper: hi finn😊

 

FinneytheFag: hey robin☺️

 

Brucesballs: that was so gay

 

FinneytheFag: 🖕

 

Impaperswhore: hi guys how's your day so far?

💕🐾

🐾💕💕💕💕💕🐾

💕🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾💕

🐾💕

 

 

ceilingfan: I like that

 

Brucesballs: dick?

 

ceilingfan: I mean the how the picture was out of no where but year I like that too

 

FinneytheFag: boy kisser spotted in the wild 

I am boy kisser but I have no boy to kiss😓

 

wallhopper: I could be the boy you kiss

wallhopper deleted a message

 

FinneytheFag: wait what did it say?

 

ceilingfan: mouth shut🤐

 

ilikeballz: same here

 

Brucesballs: I saw that

 

Impaperswhore: same but me and brucie don't snitch

 

wallhopper: thank you

 

Brucesballs: Np

 

FinneytheFag: I'm so confused 😕

 

ilikeballz: good

 

FinneytheFag: quick question 

 

ilikeballz: what

 

FinneytheFag: do you actually like balls?

 

ceilingfan: 🤨

Yeah vance do you?

 

ilikeballz: yeah

 

Brucesballs: wait your gay?

 

FinneytheFag: 🤣

 

Impaperswhore:

₍ ˃ᯅ˂) omg man

( ꪊꪻ⊂) I can't stop

 

Wallhopper: I am so scared rn

 

ilikeballz: I'm pretty sure he's gay

 

Impaperswhore: I don't discriminate💁‍♂️

 

FinneytheFag: he's pan I'm gay Bruce is gay

 

ceilingfan: VANCE IS GAY

 

wallhopper: what he said 

Wait griff we're also gay

 

ceilingfan: we're all a bunch of fruit aren't we

 

ilikeballz: at lease now we know none of us are actually homophobic 

 

Brucesballs: fair

 

Impaperswhore:  oh yes... 𝓙𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽.. 𝓘'𝓶 𝓪𝓵𝓶𝓸𝓼𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮..

 

ceilingfan: 😧

 

wallhopper: if you look closely yoy can see me crying in the corner

 

ilikeballz: if you look closer you can see me with him

 

ceilingfan: we listen and we don't judge that was kinda hot🤭

ceilingfan deleted a message 

 

wallhopper:😧 

I'm sobbing hysterically now

 

Brucesballs: we listen and we tell the judge 

 

ilikeballz: I'm gonna kill Billy

 

Impaperswhore: what I do

 

Ceilingfan: nothing 

 

Wallhopper: what i DO 💜

 

ilikeballz: friendly reminder that griffin is my BABY BROTHER 

 

Ceilingfan: I'm sixteen in 2 weeks

 

ilikeballz: shhhhh

 

Brucesballs: why has finn been awfully quiet 🤨

 

FinneytheFag: I think I broke my toe🤔

 

Wallhopper: 😮‍💨

 

Impaperswhore: how did that happen?

 

ilikeballz: yeah how DID that happen?

 

FinneytheFag: vance you funny when you get to know you your actually not scary 

BUt ygm what happend was my sperm doner told me to vacuum the house but then I dropped the vacuum on my big toe then I accidentally hit the same toe on my bed and now it's facing the other way 🙃 

 

Ceilingfan: 😟

 

Impaperswhore: 😭😭

 

ilikeballz: Sperm doner? 

 

Wallhopper: yeah I was curious about that too 

 

FinneytheFag: oh so basically my mum thought she had powers then she was hearing voices so she 💀 herself and since then my dad has been a total asshole and like hitting 😒 🙄 so he no really a dad so sperm doner

 

Wallhopper: ....

 

Ceilingfan: How are you not really fucked up??

 

FinneytheFag: idk 🤷‍♂️ 

 

ilikeballz: you ok in that house?

 

FinneytheFag: aww vance cares about me

 

ilikeballz: 😐

 

FinneytheFag: jk jk but I'm fine plus I made a promise ro call Bruce if it gets bad so 

 

Wallhopper: that's good

 

Ceilingfan: anyway y'all ever wanna be a mermaid 🧜‍♂️ 

 

Impaperswhore: that's so regulus black coded

 

Brucesballs: omg stfu Billy

 

Wallhopper: your a marauders fan?

 

Impaperswhore: Are you?

 

Wallhopper: yes

 

Impaperswhore: OMG ILYY

 

Wallhopper: ILY TOO

 

Ceilingfan: shii billy's a marauders fan

That's kinda hot 🫦

 

Ceilingfan deleted a message 

 

FinneytheFag: HOLY SHIT I SAW IT THAT TIME

 

Ceilingfan: yeah and you better stfu or I will burn down your house

 

Brucesballs: for the sake of everyone's sanity especially vance please keep it in your pants

 

ilikeballz: thanks you^^

What hw said

 

Ceilingfan: ok fine😑

 

Wallhopper: we have school tmrw is Monday (pretend the whole weekend went by for the sake of plot🙏)

 

FinneytheFag: WILL join my mum

 

Wallhopper: noo don't

 

FinneytheFag: ok cause you asked

 

ilikeballz: 😑

 

Brucesballs: 😑

 

Ceilingfan: 😑

 

Impaperswhore: I think my zestyness just got activated 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

 

Brucesballs: I went to the pool and saw Half naked straight couple spanking eachother 

 

ilikeballz: 🫤

 

FinneytheFag: that made me sad

🙁

 

Impaperswhore: 

U.    U

   W

 

ilikeballz: and I'm done

 

Brucesballs: same

 

FinneytheFag: with you there

 

ilikeballz, Brucesballs and FinneytheFag are offline 

 

Wallhopper: yeah I'm don't too

 

Ceilingfan: yeah sorry Billy can't defend you on that one

 

Wallhopper and ceilingfan are offline 

 

Impaperswhore: wait guys 

GUYS

damn see yiu tomorrow at school I guess😒

 

Impaperswhore is offline 


 

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