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Billy no more toes😔

homosexual cannibals🍴🦅🏳️‍🌈 7: 30am

 

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ceilingfan: i was summoned

 

ilikeballz: aint no one ever wanna summon you😒

 

wallhopper: lets not be mean to griffin 

 

FinneytheFag: how come you never defend me like that☹️

 

wallhopper: i will defend you whenever you need better than that😊

 

ceilingfan: better than that? shit now i hate myself

 

ilikeballz: you already hate yourself

 

ceilingfan: shut the fuck up

 

FinneytheFag: i think we all hate ourselves 

 

Impaperswhore: nah finn thats just you

 

FinneytheFag: dont call me finn

 

wallhopper: do you want me to stop calling you finn?

 

FinneytheFag: no its ok you can😊

 

Impaperswhore: 😒

 

ilikeballz: gayest shit ive seen in a while and i live with griffin

 

ceilingfan: 🖕

 

Brucesballs: are any of you at school yet im lonely 

 

wallhopper: why you at school 30 minutes before it opens???

 

Brucesballs: parents

guys come soon no ones here im sad☹️

 

ceilingfan: what it look like when no one there?

 

Brucesballs: wdym

 

ceilingfan: well i just always come last minute when no ones there so what it look like when its empty??

 

Brucesballs: im not giving you a photo

 

Impaperswhore: ill give you a photo

 

Brucesballs: your not at school🤨

 

Impaperswhore: i know

 

 

FinneytheFag: oh

 

Impaperswhore:

 

 

 

ceilingfan: billy stop

 

ilikeballz: nah cus where you finding these??

 

Impaperswhore: google

 

FinneytheFag: who even are the faces??

 

Impaperswhore: idk

 

FinneytheFag: oh

 

ceilingfan: vamce where are you🤨

 

ilikeballz: just got home im in my room

DONT COME IN

 

wallhopper: shit now you gotta go in

 

ceilingfan: hes blocking the door

let me in vance

 

ilikeballz: no

 

ceilingfan: im in

HOLY SHIT

 

Brucesballs: what

 

ceilingfan: VANCE CUT HIS HAIR

 

FinneytheFag: 😦

 

wallhopper: SHOW

 

Impaperswhore: YE SHOW

 

ceilingfan: OK

 

 

Impaperswhore: whys bro posing like that💀

 

ilikeballz: fuck you

 

wallhopper: it looks nice

 

ilikeballz: ew

 

wallhopper: cant even say something nice withour getting attact😔

 

FinneytheFag:  bruce you ok you've been awfully quiet

 

Brucesballs: yeah im fine

 

Impaperswhore: do you not like his hair cut🥺

 

Brucesballs: no it looks nice


 

Bruce created a new group

Bruce added Finney and Billy the group  

 

Finney: bruce what the fuck is this

 

Bruce: shut the fuck up

I LOVE VANCES HAIR CUT SO MUCH HE IS SO MUCH HOTETR NOW IB  LOVE IM I CAN ITS JUSR SDGDIDGCFDHJKSXKNCMCX.UKZJD/BGIRK.GH;TJSG;IETUGH;UIGHSDUHGLUIGHIGUHLDFGHTUGHERUGBKUSERBGRSGIEUHG;UIHSI;UGHSHGYRGLRYGILERUHGSYGHLYURGYTRSJGUYRRGITUIGSIUGUYRGUYREUGYRYGGBRDJBG,SBGSBRGBJDRBJKKSSJDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDBKTBKJF

IRAWWWW YUM YUM YUM YUM YM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YU 

 

Finney: oh

 

Billy: thats actually crazy

 

Finney added Robin to the group

 

Billy: finney thats so mean

 

Billy added Griffin to the group

 

Finney: 💀

 

Robin: shout i add vance next or?

 

Billy: NO

 

Finney: NO

 

Billy: you two scroll up

 

Griffin: ok

 

Robin: thats actually crazy bruce

 

Griffin: the glaze is insane

 

Bruce: ypu two suck

HAESS SOOOU AHHFGHJKHKU KFTSJUG

 

Robin: no

 

Griffin:  schools in ten gtg

 

Finney: shit we should all get going

 

everyone is offline


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ilikeballz: where did you hoes go

 

wallhopper: school

 

ilikeballz: ughhhh


"Guys wait up!" Billy shouts running towards his group of friends.

 

" How do you manage to be late every morning?" Bruce looks at him disappointingly " its just sad at this point" He continues, Rolling his eyes as Billy trips over his own shoelace.

 

" Its easy Brucie first you wake up at 4 am than you deliver the newspaper then sit on your bed for an hour re-thinking life choice then as soon as its 7: 50 you decide to leave for a miserable day at school" Billy says back with fake enthusiasm, dusting the dirt from the floor off him.

 

"That sentence made me depressed" Finney says looking at Billy with empathy. "Everything makes you depressed" Billy snaps back. "Not Robin" Finney says shrugging " it must just be you Billy" he continues with a sarcastic smile while Billy just flips him off. 

 

" What about me?" Robin says walking up behind Finney looking cheerful, "nothing" Finney says back quickly looking down in embarrassment.  

 

"If it makes you feel better no one reads the news paper anyway" Vance says looking unbothered.

 

"no Vance that does not make me feel better" Billy replies looking annoyed.

 

"meh" Vance just shrugs.

 

"Guys we need to go to class" Griffin pipes into the conversation.

 

" nooo" They all whine in unison.


 

In class Billy gets distracted quite a lot, like imagining he's one of the birds outside or what he would do if him and his friends were the only ones on earth or if he was the only person on earth and sometimes just small like clicking his pen or tapping his pencil or whistling, but he still gets good grades so it's not bad.

 

In class Billy also gets annoyed a lot too and today is a day he is annoyed, but it's not because someone is being annoying it's because of the teacher he has, and this teacher is terrible.

 

Billy was already having a bad day so when he realized she was his first teacher of the day he let out a very big sigh, it might be because Billy was already having a bad day but today, he felt like this teacher was aiming for him just to piss him off.

 

It does help that all of his friends are in the same class as him so when his teacher turned her back, he wiped out his phone at shared his thoughts with his friends plus he was at the back so no one would see, right?

 

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Impaperswhore:  is it just me or is Miss Jones such a fucking bitch

 

ceilingfan: no its not i wish they would fire her already

 

ilikeballz: no wonder she is miss not surprised no one would marry her

 

wallhopper: id be surprised if anyone would DATE her marry would be a miracle

 

FinneytheFag: and can we talk about her new bob cut

 

Brucesballs: ikr she looks like Maya from pen15

 

Impaperswhore: and that dress like she looks like a cereal box

 

ilikeballz: plus she talks so fast like bitch people already dont wanna hear you talk talking faster will make then wanna glue your mouth shut

 

wallhopper: plus the fact her face looks like someone drew Voldemort from memory

 

 

 

"ehem Mr. Showalter is there a reason why you Mr. Stagg, Mr. Blake, Mr. Arellano, Mr. Yamada and Mr. Hopper are all on your phone at the exact same time?" Miss Jones says raising her eyebrow at Billy while the rest of the class shares there 'oos' and 'áhhs'.

 

"I- um no" Billy replies nervously with sweat running down his forehead.

 

" Hm, it seems you boys have broken the rules in my classroom, so you know the consequence of your actions all six of you up and share what's so interesting on your phones now" She replies shaking her head disapprovingly.

 

As all boys walk up to the front with all eyes on them Billys anxiety starts creeping in on him until they are all at the front and he realized he started the conversation, so he needs to talk first.

 

"Oh, right um 'is it just me or is Miss Jones such a fucking bitch?' " He reads off his phone, seeing Miss jones shocked expression his anxiety grows until he hears the class let out a small snicker making him feel a bit better, so he looks at Griffin to continue.

 

" no, it's not i wish they would fire her already" Griffin says next a small smile on his lips when the class starts giggling.

 

"No wonder she's Miss not surprised no one would marry her" Vance continues.

 

"im surprised anyone would DATE her marry would be a miracle" Robin says next, the class full on laughing now.

 

" and can we talk about her new bob cut" Finney says nervously about what Bruce is about to say.

 

"i know right she looks like maya from pen15" Bruce says next laughing.

 

" and that dress like she looks like a cereal box" Billy continues smirking at the furious look on her face.

 

" plus she talks so fast like bitc-" Vance says getting cut off by her yelling stop.

 

"THAT IS ENOUGH GO BACK TO YOUR SEETS NOW" She yells while they all run back to their seats and Billy swears, he could see steam coming out of her ears.

 

"shit she forgot to give us a DT" Robin says smirking making them all snicker.


 

homosexual cannibals🍴🦅🏳️‍🌈 4:39pm

 

Impaperswhore: that shit in class was funny asf

 

ceilingfan: you low-key funny for starting that 

 

Impaperswhore: thanks

 

Brucesballs: gay

 

ilikeballz: gr

 

wallhopper: did you just growl

 

FinneytheFag:

vance rn^^

 

ilikeballz: 🖕

 

Impaperswhore:

      

 

 

 

FinneytheFag: billy stop

 

Impaperswhore:

 

 

 

 

 

ceilingfan: im done

 

ceilingfan is offline

 

Impaperswhore:  great

 


 

Billy created a new group

 

Billy added Finney, Bruce, Robin and Vance to the group

 

Billy changes the group name to ' help me'

 

 

Robin: billy i swear if this is another plot to get us to see your toe faces

 

Billy: no no nothing like that

i need help to ask out Griffin

 

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