DID BILLY DIE😧
Homosexual cannibals🍴🦅🏳️🌈3:01am
FinneytheFag: guys guys
Brucesballs: what
Impaperswhore: why are you hoes awake???
FinneytheFag: your also awake?
Impaperswhore: yeah but I'm special
Brucesballs: we know
Impaperswhore: 🥰🖕
FinneytheFag: that was goofy😭
Brucesballs: Finn you're the one who started this conversation what do you want
FinneytheFag: oh yeah
So uhm at school how do we know Billy won't get beat up
Impaperswhore: the deal was if I manage to get lil bros number I get money right?
Brucesballs: yeah
Impaperswhore: then idgaf if I get beat black and blue I want that money😤
FinneytheFag: billy baby that's just sad🫤
Impaperswhore: I want glitter
Brucesballs: that's nice
Impaperswhore: wait but can we talk about how embarrassing this is for you😭
Brucesballs: wdym
Impaperswhore: I mean your not gonna be there so I could just be like ' hey vance before you kill me for talking to you can I have your phone number bc my friend Simps so hard for you he can't get it himself'
Brucesballs: if you say that I will throw you off a bridge over and over again till you die than I will chop you up and cook you and serve it ro your family
FinneytheFag: 😧
Impaperswhore: damn
FinneytheFag: 😈
Brucesballs: what the fuck finney
FinneytheFag: billy?
Impaperswhore: yes sweat pea
Brucesballs: nah billy why did you make it freaky
Impaperswhore: 😭
FinneytheFag: anyway did you know vance has a brother
Impaperswhore: y'all stop with these fonts
But nah I didn't
FinneytheFag: dod you know his brother is griffin
Brucesballs: ...
Impaperswhore: oh
What if he thinks I'm weird
Brucesballs: you are weird
Impaperswhore: ok but what if Vance us like " Hey griffin today some freak at school came up to me and asked for Mt number" and griffin says " ha billy? That's fucking loser" and then he will never love me💔
Brucesballs: finney you know griffin and vance are in a trio with robin
FinneytheFag: I'm gonna kms
Impaperswhore: nah you know what fuck you I'm getting that money
FinneytheFag: idgaf
Brucesballs: raww finney I love it when your mean🤭
FinneytheFag: *flushed face* are you https? cuz without u I’m just :/
Brucesballs: damn bb that was smooth
Impaperswhore: if you ever two ever stop being friends I will feel like a child going throw divorced parents
FinneytheFag: I dibs full custody
Impaperswhore: fuck you I wanna stay with Bruce
Brucesballs: that's right baby you will be safe with mama
Impaperswhore: nvm finney I want you😟
FinneytheFag: that's what I thought😒
Brucesballs: anyway night
FinneytheFag: goodnight baby😘
Impaperswhore: Goodnight and I wont die
Everyone is offline
Homophobes ( gays) 🔪7: 45am
Tacomuncher🌮: good morning guys what is cracka lacking
Backbendbitch: that sentence made me want to commit
Tacomuncher🌮: oh!
Backbendbitch: no in the sense that
PinBALLS: omg stfu im trying to sleep
tacomuncher🌮: rschool is in 15 minutes??
PinBALLS: what
Backbendbitch: 🤭
PinBALLS: griffin
Backbendbitch: ok so i didn't wake you up on purpose so you were late what is wrong with that
PinBALLS: i fucking hate all if you
Tacomuncher🌮: love you roo
PinBALLS: aghhh
PinBALLS is offline
Tacomuncher🌮: isn't he a bundle of sunshine this morning
Backbendbitch: stfu
Backbendbitch is offline
Tacomuncher🌮: how do I put up with all of you
Tacomuncher🌮 is offline
Homosexual cannibals🍴🦅🏳️🌈 7:50am
Impaperswhore: ok brucie you know that I love you and I want you to be happy with vance but big bro is not here and a need to walk to my class soon
Brucesballs: ok
Impaperswhore: that's it?
Brucesballs: well I never said you had to do it at the start of the day just get it TODAY and you get money
Impaperswhore: bet
Where the flippy is finney
FinneytheFag: I'm coming dad was in a mood this morning
Brucesballs: are you ok?
FinneytheFag: oh yeah I'm fine I'll be there in 2 minutes
Impaperswhore: vance us here
Brucesballs: you gonna do it?
Impaperswhore: yep even though he's with robin and griff🤤
Brucesballs: keep it in your pants
FinneytheFag: did someone say robin
Impaperswhore: is that how to summon yoy?
FinneytheFag: ye
Brucesballs: stop wasting time go go
Impaperswhore: ok damn
Impaperswhore is offline
Brucesballs: yippee
Brucesballs is offline
FinneytheFag:🧍♂️
FinneytheFag is offline
" uhm guys what the fuck is happening" Robin says raising an eyebrow at a Billy Showalter walking towards them.
"Is he looking at me? Do you think he want to to talk to me? Do I look ok?!" Griffin whines. Vance looks up at that "What are you hoes on about"
"What we are on about" Robin says rolling his eyes " is that billy a.k.a griffins crush is walking up to us"
Vance scoffs "great what does he want"
"Guys shut up he is close" Griffin shout/whispers.
"I- um hi" Billy stutters out looking like he wants to be anywhere but here.
"Hi" Robin says back politely while Griffin just smiles and Vance scoffs.
"Do you need something?" Vance says rudely making Griffin turn his head and side eye him.
"I- yeah can I have your number" Billy says looking at Vance giving them all shocked expressions.
"Why?" Vance says suspiciously while the other two stay silent.
"Um for a friend?" Billy says basically sweating and if Vance is being honest he kinds feels bad for him so..
"OK fine" Vance says surprising everyone including himself.
"Really?" Billy says with his eyes widening.
"Yeah fuck it why not give me your phone" he says reaching his hand out so Billy reaches into his back pocket trembling and gives it to him.
"Here you go" Vance says giving him back his phone.
" thanks" Billy says still shocked.
"Whatever, by the way who is homosexual cannibals?" Vance asks while Robin starts giggling at the name.
"Oh you know just chat groups I mean ghat croups I mean group chat" Billy stutters practically running away to his friends Finney and Bruce.
"He's friends with Finney?" Robin says his eyes dazed looking af Finney.
"Of course that's what your interested in" Vance scoffs.
"That's such bullshit" Griffin growls.
"What is?" Robin asks.
"Why does Vance get his number while Billy didn't even look at me" Griffin whines.
"Wait he said it's for a friend and he's only friends with Bruce and Finney so what if Vance gets a shot with Bruce?" Robin asks.
"Oo what if you get added to their group chat then you get to spend load of time talking to Bruce" Griffin teases.
"And this conversation is done" Vance says walking to class so the other two do the same.
Homosexual cannibals🍴🦅🏳️🌈 8:07am
Impaperswhore: ......
Guys i did it
FinneytheFag: we know you walked up to us after?
Impaperswhore: I was trying so hard not to stare at griffin the whole time
FinneytheFag: alright pipe down buddie
Brucesballs: stop texting we will get told off
FinneytheFag: ok Mr Golden boy acting like your gonna get told off all the teachers love you
Impaperswhore: and I want appreciation for
doing that
Brucesballs: should we just skip there only 30 minutes left of lesson
FinneytheFag: weren't you just saying a second ago that we should stop texting cause we are fonna get told of
Impaperswhore: oh shut up finney, yeah we'll skip meet up in the bathroom?
Brucesballs: bet
FinneytheFag: ok
Homosexual cannibals🍴🦅🏳️🌈 4:15pm
FinneytheFag: schools out we are HOME
Brucesballs: So Billy
Impaperswhore: you want me to add vance?
FinneytheFag: oo yes please do
Brucesballs: yes please😁
But neither of you do anything weird
FinneytheFag: 😈
Impaperswhore: 😈
Impaperswhore added Vance_h to the group
FinneytheFag: heyy vance
FinneytheFag changed Vance_h name to ilikeballz
Impaperswhore: you know you have a lot of balls on a screen but irl if you spike to vance you would piss yourself
FinneytheFag: stfu
Brucesballs: both of you stfu
Impaperswhore: anyway hi vance I'm Billy FinneytheFag is well finney and Brucesballs is Bruce
ilikeballz: finney Blake and Bruce yamada?
Impaperswhore: yep
FinneytheFag: you know I hate how everyone uses capital letters on bruces name but not mine like do y'all like him better?😓
Impaperswhore: yes
Brucesballs: yep
ilikeballz: yes already
FinneytheFag: gay
ilikeballz: stfu
Brucesballs: gtg
ilikeballz: same
Brucesballs and ilikeballz are offline
Impaperswhore: shi I ain't staying here with
Finney
Impaperswhore is offline
FinneytheFag: I will kms
FinneytheFag is offline