Among Us

Bella:

I need help

Guys

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME

I CAN’T TAKE IT

HELP JSDFJIOEHF

Cissy:

Are you okay?

Andy:

Oh yeah she’s fine lol

Just in love

Bella:

How do u know

WHO TOLD YOU

Andy:

Sirius

But also

I recognize Gay Disaster Bella when i see her

Cissy:

How come I didn’t hear about this?

Andy:

Siri doesn’t like u

Probably because ur literally his age but u text like his mother

Cissy:

I have perfectly reasonable texting habits!

Andy:

I have never seen u use an acronym

Literally ever

Sometimes i don’t think u know how to use them

Bella:

Back to MY problem

Andy:

Wow bella’s the narcissist of the year

Bella:

Shut up that’s cissy’s job

Anyway

I have a problem

Andy:

And her name is Hermioneeeee

Cissy:

I feel so out of the loop.

Bella:

First of all cissy no one uses periods after their texts anymore

Unless they’re being passive aggressive

Get with the times

And second of all

SHE KEEPS SENDING ME KISSY FACE EMOJIS WHAT DO I DOOO

Andy:

Wow

This relationship is going faster than we thought

Have you thought about, maybe, sending kissy faces back?

Cissy:

For once I agree with Andy.

Andy:

That

My life’s mission has been accomplished

I want for nothing now

CISSY AGREED WITH ME

Bella:

Whatever

And i HAVE sent kissy faces back

But she keeps making a bunch of first moves

Like sending me her insta

And liking one of my pics

And THE KISSY FACE EMOJIS

I need to do something

But idk what

I’m usually much better at this GUYS WHAT DO I DO

Andy:

Never thought Bella would need help with girls

Bunch of firsts today

Okay

Um

Ask her out for coffee or something

She lives in the city right

U can meet her in person

Cissy:

Do you mean to tell me that you’ve never met her?

Andy:

They met at an among us game

Cissy:

Bella

Why

You just

I

What

Bella:

Congratulations andy you’ve broken her

Cissy:

Bella we need to have a talk about picking girls up on gaming sites.

Bella:

Aww again?

Cissy:

If you didn’t keep doing it I wouldn’t have to keep lecturing you.

Andy:

She has a point

Anyway

Did u even see my idea

Bella:

She’ll think i’m creepy

Like hey wanna meet up

I’ve never met her

She’d probably block my account and then i’d never hear from her again

Andy:

That would be tragic

Bella:

IT WOULD BE

Cissy:

Wow, she really likes her.

This is new.

Bella’s never liked anyone this much before.

Andy:

Aren’t u forgetting abt bella's middle school years

Bella:

We don’t speak of that

Cissy:

Oh, right, except that.

But that was 10 years ago.

Andy:

Yeah like she’s any more grown up now lmao

Bella:

Ugh

Andy:

Look

Why don’t u ft or something first

Get her number and go from there

Bella:

I look horrible over ft

Bad impression

Andy:

U keep rejecting my ideas

I came here to have a good time

And honestly feeling so attacked right now

Bella:

Stop being such a baby

And come up with a decent idea

Cissy:

Find out where she lives and send her flowers lol

Andy:

How does the lol fit into that sentence

Cissy:

Oh, shut up.

You told me to use more acronyms.

Not my problem they don’t go with that sentence.

Andy:

…

I just

Why

Ok

Bella:

Wait i have an idea

Gimme one sec

“One sec” later….

Andy:

“I can’t send flowers, so here’s a field of them. Happy birthday, darling. Thinking of u ;D”

That was

I don’t

So sappy

Why

But also good job ig

Cissy:

Wait, I’m confused. Where are you finding this?

Andy:

Her fcking insta

And u didnt tell us it was her birthday

That would’ve been helpful

Bella:

Do u think it’s ok?

Was i overstepping?

Oh shit what if i was overstepping

Should i take it down

Andy:

NO

It was adorable dw

But still taking a screenshot so i can blackmail u

And there’s no way u can pretend she’s not ur gf now

U called her darling

Bella:

I always call her that

Doesn’t mean she’s my gf

We’ve never mefjdioafhiowfe

SHE COMMENTED

AND LIKED THE PHOTO

JDSFIOHEWIOFAHDISK

ASASFAFASDAEIWOFH

Andy:

Oh no bella’s borken

Broke

Boken

Broken

There we go

Cissy:

Oh thats cute

“Aww :D love the flowers! Can’t imagine I’ll be able to compete for your bday, though… perhaps i’ll have to buy u a drink instead ;)”

Andy:

Ajdskfohafewiolksdj

Bella:

Now u understand my reaction

What do i say

I TRIED TO MAKE A MOVE AND SHE ONE-UPPED ME

THAT’S NOT FAIR

Andy:

Or better yet, I can buy you drinks. I do adore going to that lovely bar on 5th street. I love the 5:00 special ;)

Bella:

OH THAT’S GOOD

I’ll try that one

Brb

Andy:

YES I HAD A GOOD IDEA

Cissy:

What's brb?

Hello?

I hate both of you.