Chapter 5
Chapter 5:
Sirius:
BELLATRIX DRUELLA BLACK
Bella:
What
Sirius:
WHY DIDN’T U TELL ME U WENT OUT WITH HER
Bella:
How tf did u know
Did andy tell u
I know it wasn’t cissy
She wouldn’t text u if it was the bloody apocalypse
Sirius:
She posted a pic on her insta
With a comment saying “hote date ;)”
Have u not seen it
Or r u too busy gay panicking
Bella:
Wow the callout right there
And i have the right to gay panic
There were kissy face emojis but in REAL LIFE
Sirius:
Fdakjdioahidoklds YOU KISSED???!!!!
Bella:
On the cheek
I still feel a bit fuzzy
It’s like there’s a bunch of cotton in my head
Shit what if i have a concussion
Sirius:
No lmao ur just in looooove
But like don’t blame u she was looking fineee in that dress
Bella:
R u serious rn
oggle ur own girls this one’s mine
Sirius:
Yes i am sirius
DEAD sirius lmao
Bella:
Stop making bad puns
And also she asked me out again
And i don’t know what to dooooo
Sirius:
Do ur usual thing
Hopelessly lesbian ur way through and hope for the best
Bella:
NOT HELPFUL
Ahhh gtg my insta’s blowing up
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Scarhead:
Hey
Is this Bellatrix
I’m harry
Hermione’s friend
I want to know ur intentions with her
BellaBlack:
I’m gonna kidnap her
Lmao jk
Wdym ‘intentions’
Scarhead:
I mean
R u planning on pursuing an actual relationship
Or r u gonna up and run
Because if u do that i’ma be real mad
Too many people have done that and she really likes u
BellaBlack:
Why tf would i do that
Why tf would anyone do that she’s so nice and pretty and smart
Scarhead:
Oh yeah ok u’ve got it bad
I need to make sure
Hermione’s my best friend
And excuse me if i’m a little sus of someone she met in an among us game
BellaBlack:
Excuse me i am not sus
Lmao that reference though
But seriously who were these people and what r their addresses
Scarhead:
Hmm…. yeah maybe not gonna give that to u
U seem like u would actually follow through
But hey nice to know u care?
We’ve already egged their houses dw
Also now that i’ve managed to contact u i’m giving ur account to ginny and ron
They also want to do a full screening
BellaBlack:
Ffs
Fine
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Andy:
Come play among us
Siri’s trying to get a big private game
He only has like 4 people so COME JOIN US
Bella:
Code?
Cissy:
How do you play Among Us?
Andy:
How
How do u not know how to play
It’s like u live under a rock
Ur so sad
Literally our entire family plays this game how have u never participated
Cissy:
I know about modern things!
And you and Sirius always say I’m too technologically incompetent to play video games.
Bella:
U do tasks, and try not to get killed. If ur imposter, pretend to do tasks and kill people
Discreetly
Cissy:
Oh!
I can do that!
Andy:
Ah, yes, I forgot that our entire family is excellent at murder
Also GKETEQ
Cissy download the app
Cissy:
What do you mean our family is excellent at murder.
As far as I know, no one has ever killed anyone.
Andy:
Lmao i was kidding
Though i’m pretty sure grandpa arcturus killed someone
But that’s just speculation
Hello?
Damn i’m turning into cissy
No one’s here
Alright i’ll go join the game then
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Bellatrix popped into the lobby, immediately cursing herself for not realizing that the “Marauders”, as they liked to call themselves, would all be there. Pettigrew sidled up hopefully to her- he was very obviously infatuated with her (though he seemed to be infatuated with every pretty girl that came along), and he was still her second favorite of Sirius’s friends, including Sirius.
Andy popped in next, and the chat started going off.
Andy:
Yooo
How’s it going jamie
Unlike her, Andy actually liked (for some odd reason) Sirius’s friends.
Prongs:
Hey ands
I’ma add evans
She wanted to play
Padfoot:
Awww so cute
Lets get some more couples in here shall we?
Oh no andy why did u invite cissy
Cissy had arrived, and was moving around jerkily. Oh, boy.
Bellabich:
Siri wdym ‘more couples’
GrangerDanger:
Hey bella ;)
Oh, god. Bellatrix felt her face heating up almost immediately, and her brain short-circuited. She hadn’t talked to Hermione since after their date (and, oh, god, just thinking about that made her get this weird floaty feeling inside), and was terrified (though she’d never admit that).
Bellabich:
How’s it goin?
No, oh no, that was so cheesy, oh god….
GrangerDanger:
Good. wondering when i’m gonna see u again….
Padfoot:
U didn’t ask her out again
Cough, useless lesbian, cough
Bellabich:
Stfu
Also…
I’m free saturday
Andy:
Awww
Padfoot:
Awww
Prongs:
Awww
Cissy:
Aw
Andy:
No cissy
Three w’s
U disappointment
Stupid child
Cissy:
Hey!
Bella, she’s being mean to me!
Bellabich:
I can see that, luv
I’m in the same chat
Also andy stop being mean to ur sister
She’s trying her best
GrangerDanger:
It’s ok cissy don’t listen to them
I appreciate the sentiment ;)
Cissy:
Ooh, I know what that means!
;D
Andy:
Wow
Did cissy just
Properly use an emoji
Bellabich:
Yes
To flirt
With someone who is CLEARLY supposed to be MY prospective girlfriend
Prongs:
Prospective?
Padfoot:
I think ur past that stage
GrangerDanger:
We’re definitely past that stage ;)
Bellabich:
Sdkfljwieofhdk
Andy:
Congrats granger you've broken her
This, astonishingly, was correct- Bella’s brain had officially braked hard, skidded off the road, and crashed into a nearby building in an astonishing explosion. Hermione thought they were girlfriends?! Well, obviously, this was no problem at all to Bellatrix. She was more than happy with this development. But what the fuck was she supposed to say to that?
Moony:
Well, since Bella seems to be unresponsive at present moment, how about we start the game?