Chapter 3
Sirius:
Bella!
Your gf is adorable
Like literally u two make such a cute couple
Skdfjioweh I CAN’T EVEN
She’s like your antithesis but somehow that suits u so well
Bella:
Who tf are u talking abt
I don’t have a gf
Dumbass
Sirius:
GrangerDanger
Hermione
Bella:
Siri
Darling
Hate to disappoint
But she’s not my gf
We’ve literally never met
Sirius:
But u would make such a cute couple!
Shall i send a pic?
Bella:
Siri no
Sirius:
But i showed her your picture
Bella:
U did what
Siri
Wtf
Sirius:
She had a similar reaction
But she also thinks your prettyyyyy
Bella:
First of all
*you’re
And second of all
Why did u share my picture with her
Sirius:
I didn’t!
I just told her to go stalk ur insta
Btw hers is @Hermione_granger
Go stalk her
And come back and talk to me
So i can make fun of u being a hopeless lesbian
Bellatrix scowled and shut off her phone. Leave it to Sirius to do something like this- he always overreacted about everything.
Although, now that she had the girl’s Instagram account, it would be… remiss of her to not go check it out, right?
Bella:
Shit
Siri
She’s hot
HELP
Askdlfjoiwehf
SHE WORKS AT A BOOKSTORE SKDFJOWIEFH
Sirius:
U know i don’t think i’ve ever seen u freak out over someone like this
Bella’s in loooove
Bella:
I will steal ur eyelids
Sirius:
Weird threat but ok
Oh gtg ur gfs dming me
Bella:
NOT MY GIRLFRIEND
Sirius:
Lmao keep telling urself that :D
Ugh. Just. Ugh.
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Sirius:
GSKEIQ
Come play with meee
Bella:
Is james going to be there
Sirius:
No
He’s at football practice
I roped remus in instead
Bella: fine
Hoping that her cousin wasn’t lying to her, she joined the game.
Fortunately, only Sirius and Remus were there- she could tolerate Remus much better than the rest of them.
Bellabich:
Make it public dummy
I’d like to start sometime soon
Padfoot:
Waiting on one more
Bellabich:
I stg if it’s james
Moony:
Nah
He’s got better things to do lmao
GrangerDanger:
Hey!!!
Bellatrix’s phone slipped out of her fingers, and she only just managed to catch it before it hit the floor. God damnit, Sirius, she thought as other people started making an appearance. This was going to be so much worse now that she had a face to put to the name- a beautiful, lovely face that- no, Bella, concentrate.
Bellabich:
Hi
I hear u’ve made friends with my cousin
GrangerDanger:
Yep
He seems fixated on talking abt u
Can’t say i mind ;)
Yes, it was decided. She was going to murder Sirius. Slowly. Preferably with her fingernails.
Bellabich:
Terribly sorry, can’t help being so irresistible ;D
Padfoot:
Lmao
Bellabich:
Shut up siri
GrangerDanger:
Aww be nice
He’s not that bad
Bellabich:
R u telling me u don’t hate him
GrangerDanger:
Why would i hate him
Bellabich:
We r not compatible
GrangerDanger:
Well
U can’t know that
We don’t know each other
For all u know we could be very compatible
Would u like to test that theory? ; )
Bellabich:
Hmm
I suppose that wouldn’t be too horrible
A notification popped up on her phone: Hermione_Granger has sent you a friend request.
Hiding a smile (damn this girl, making her soft), she clicked “confirm”, and then turned her attention back to the game.
Imposter. Perfect.
Time to get Hermione back for her betrayal.