Harry Potter and the Idiotic house of Potter-Evans

Regulus Black, Harry Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Molly Weasley, Arthur Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Albus Dumbledore, Blaise Zabini, Pomona Sprout, Dean Thomas, Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Black Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson, Filius Flitwick, Rubeus Hagrid, Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter, Hermione Granger & Harry Potter & Ron Weasley, Harry Potter & Blaise Zabini, Pansy Parkinson & Harry Potter, Theodore Nott & Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy & Theodore Nott & Pansy Parkinson & Blaise Zabini, Petunia Evans Dursley, Dudley Dursley, Percy Weasley, Seamus Finnigan, Cuthbert Binns, Argus Filch, Gregory Goyle, Peeves (Harry Potter), Hedwig (Harry Potter), Quirinus Quirrell, Vernon Dursley, Rolanda Hooch, Vincent Crabbe, Oliver Wood